ITT: We discuss New Zealand Politics, News, Happenings and everything it means to be kiwi. Here we can laugh at abos and the rest of the world in general No Joshies allowed
>DISCUSSION POINTS >Making this a weekly thing >More community >Make memes >Start having more media presence- Farcebook, Twatter, Newspapers >More frequent threads in run-up to elections
not bad. this week a whole town got Diarrhea because the water supplies got contaminated. god bless poo peeland.
RIght now i'm optimistic. The lefties are hopeless and will lose in a landslide. Cant wait to meme Green party SJWs to suicide. Have made a normie twatter to build up followers in anticipation. Its time for Winnie to force the Nats hand on immigration and foreign ownership.
Alexander Clark
Twist; the kiwi is you.
Mason Morris
Praise Based Winston
Andrew Barnes
OP here, got an earlier than usual start so have to sign off.
Matthew Roberts
If the lefties don't do well, how exactly can Winnie force the immigration and foreign ownership issue?
John Cox
So it's come to this, alone again on a friday night.
Sebastian Flores
That's old.
Mexico is the top now, and we've dropped behind Britain.
Angel Hill
Start a watch2gether with COPS episodes and lets get cozy. I'll bump the thread. Nothing like watching COPS with Sup Forums
Alexander Ramirez
Those NZ numbers would be skewed heavily by all the Islanders.
Thomas Rogers
Could be worse, I was just given an aggressive request to have a threesome with a guy I hate and his wife.
Parker Bell
Another question.
Why did you do it?
Oliver Campbell
AUCKLAND U C K L A N D
Jordan Morales
Maori thought their food would never run out.
It ran out and they starved for years.
Worse is it got rid of Haast's Eagle. The largest Eagle in the world.
Ethan Johnson
I'm going to marry a kiwi!
Daniel Sanders
She likes the Big Kiwi Cock aye?
based Scandinavianbros
goodnight m8. lets have another /nzpol/ next friday.
The lefties are incompetent and include marxists in their ranks. Pic related- moderate Labour. Winnie can leverage votes into a cabinet position in government and force the issue. Or at least provide us massive keks when he speaks in Parliament and rips the other MPs to shreds. It will be like Nigel Farage in EU Parliament after Brexit.
Ethan Lewis
Don't forget to shear her come spring.
Daniel Clark
there gotta be something wrong, i dont see england on it.
Eli Nelson
>Maori thought their food would never run out.
>be maori >pray to sky god >sky god so good >food everywhere >so good >food is less now >sky god will send more food food never run out >unga just gave up child for more food >tfw wish we just ate child
Dylan Davis
Where ?
Girls don't want to have sex with me till they see my dick.
Don't forget to drop by here and leave your 2cents
Aiden Brooks
Girl didn't want to have sex with me either.
She left the pub in tears after her husband tried to coerce me into it.
Dominic Hall
What the fuck? Why? I actually was meant to have a threesome but I ended up fucking her in the next room, it was strangely arousing.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Dude was drunk and being an ass.
I guess he decided to take out his frustration on her by publicly embarrassing her.
Wyatt Parker
Threesomes are queer as fuck. The one time I was in it, the chick going down on me and her boyfriend is like "OH I GOTTA SEE THIS" puts his head right up in my crotch getting a good look at her slurp skill. Closed my eyes and prayed for it to be over.
Adrian Stewart
We have really got there yet.
So far >Chong Ki- John Key >Little Andy- Andrew Little >Australia- The West Island and were brainstorming on anti-joshie memes
Evan Richardson
And before you say maybe she put him up to it and he just took too much Dutch courage I can confidently say their is a reason women don't want to bang me.
Camden Peterson
hey lads, does this make you horny? lmao
Nicholas Morris
The no veggie gardens one.
May be from reddit but it's still amusing. Especially if you can run it into Hobbits being real and actually the Moiroi (or however you spell the natives before Maori).
Christopher Thomas
Does it make you Hungry? lmao i hope you enjoy that cum.
Carter Edwards
Yes, does this make your sphincter loosen?
Joseph Robinson
wew whats happening
Easton Rogers
>Closed my eyes and prayed for it to be over. So you cucked him?
I've been invited into 2 threesomes, both times by the guy but didnt accept either. Fucking degenerate sex perverts.
Camden Gomez
>south auckland that's just the maoris m8, look at the maori electorates
Jacob Murphy
More or less. It's fucking sicking IMO.
Nathaniel Taylor
>tfw peas are banned here reeeeeeeeee
Gabriel Torres
When will the Cons get their shit together so I can start being edgy without having to be associated with Colin Craig?
Jace James
He's waiting for everyone to fall asleep because there is a passed out Ireland upstairs.
