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Threadly reminder that Stannis is Azor Ahai reborn and (((D&D))) are fucking hacks

Cercei looks like dogshit with short hair.

who gives a shit

there are blue haired anime twinkboys running around in the books so anyone defending it is fucking disgusting

>Stannis is Azor Ahai reborn
wrong

I wish you all good fortune in the threads to come

Stannis is too good for this show

So do you, but you don't hear any of us pointing out that fact.

Now stop being a virgin.

THIS SHOW IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE GIRLS WATCHING A SOAP OPERA WHILE PAINTING YOUR TOENAILS AND SHOVING SPOONS UP YOUR ASS AS YOU DROOL ALL OVER YOUR FLABBY MAN BRESTISESESsSsS

>read the fucking books (:

it's jaime in both the show and the books you fucking moron

>average showfag poster in a nutshell
lmao

Stannis is the one true king and I will NEVER forgive them for what they did. Fucking never.

rude
But I really wish she would grow her hair out, she was god-tier with it.

>angry showpleb detected

go back

i could say the same to you
or did you already realise it and you're just trying to offer me constructive life advice???

for what?
Having him burn his daughter?

>Believing in the Azor Ahai meme
"Azor Ahai" was really just people getting their shit together to fight the White Walkers. In the books, at least, there is no magic chosen one destined to defeat the walkers.

In the show, who the fuck knows. It's gonna be Jon or Dany.

PLEASE GROW YOUR HAIR BACK

is season 5 the most forgettable season ever?
I legit can't remember anything notable that happened then..

no, that's season 4.

Season 2-6 all kinda blur together for me.

I read the first book, then saw season 1.
Then I waited like 5 years and decided to read book 2, got impatient and just watched the rest in a few days.

Pretty much...and having an Amazonian tranny lop his head off while hes practically begging him to do it.

Iron breaks, it doesnt bend.

True.

* Hardhome
* Twenty Good Men
* Shireen getting ignited
* Jon Snow getting stabbed

since the show is bringing back stannis as undead leader of Brotherhood w/o banners - how are they going to work around the fact that his head got chopped off?

daily reminder of true king in the north

>the rape

iron is quite malleable actually

>The King That Can't Stand

>Who is FDR
makes sense actually

>season 4:
>oscar winning speech during tyrion's trial
>oberyn martell dueling the mountain
>Mance raydar attack on the wall
>forgettable
nigga wat u sayin ?

>president = king

Friendly reminder that Euron is literally the Storm God.

>oscar winning speech during tyrion's trial
I yawned hard at it
>oberyn martell dueling the mountain
Shitty anime fight, kids love it though.
>Mance raydar attack on the wall
episode so bad I didn't even remembered it until you typed it out.

Aside from the red wedding and ned dying I don't remember a single thing from seasons 1 through 6

>reading bran chapters
>"My prince"
:3

First for /team Euron/...

...

Well the quote doesnt work with that knowledge added, but GRRM is a retard so blame him.

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If he can't stand he can't kneel.

>implying FDR didn't act just like a fucking king
r u europoor or brazillian monkey nigger, or...?

Westeros is fucking boring
>no slaves
>dull architecture
>90% shit climate
>backwards tech
>stupid concepts like "chivalry"
>the same 10 houses ruling for 500+ years
Anything in Essos shits all over it

daily reminder that Bran warged into Ramsey to fuck Sansa's tight virgin pussy then warged into Sansa as she was climaxing

Why does he look like some washed-up alt-rocker from the 90s

Nigga, you know you remembered the LADDAH and FOOKIN' LEGEND monologues.

Also, watching the frog boy getting stabbed by a 12spook18me skeleton was fucking hilarious.

Also, TOO OLD.

yeah but essos is filled with degos and sandniggers

But it was GRRM's idea for Stannis to burn his daughter

FINGER IN ME OWN BUM?

not true, it was GRRM's idea that shireen burns at some point in her life.

D&D just went full homo about it

Stannis will never be a main character and the Others will stomp his face in if he even lives long enough to fight them.

He's bringing the fashion back!

Because he's wearing a black leather outfit that has a star pattern top, short hair, that facial hair and looks smug as fuck?

>Euron asks if Cersei likes a finger in the bum
>Cersei puts a finger in Jaime's bum while blowing him

DEEPEST LORE

kys showfag

you'll trigger the little faggot cogman
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>implying grrm isn't sabotaging the show like the based fatty he is

Her Handmaiden looks hot as fuck though

>dego
had to look this up desu

#letprestorjacobswritefortheshow

SOMEONE SAY FINGER IN DE BUM?

I doubt he cares anymore. All he cares about anymore is salad dressing, and pizza and fucking his trophy wife that's 40 years his junior.

I want her

Gendry storming everyone with the stormlands + dorne + the golden company when?

Fuck no. His autism is amusing for his videos, but it all ends up being BR and Quaithe controlling everyone with mind magic, it's boring and stupidly simplistic.

>thingken of fingers in bum
both of them

DELET

Too smart for normies. Show would bomb because the episodes would be detailed and intricate as fuck and the core audience would shit themselves because no explosions and GRRL POWER.

kino

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TEN GOOD FINGERS

As some random foot soldier or smith, sure.

DEEPEST
FUCKING
LORE
and finger, probably.

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The only people I've seen upset about Tormund and Brienne are tumblr landwhales who self-insert as Brienne and want to fuck Jaime, so I assume you're one of them.

>show writer gets publicly btfo by a football normie in a single book reference
you CANNOT make this shit up

>he said no

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

If it happens in the show, he'll be turned into the villain and get easily destroyed by the Dotharki and/or Kelly C's dragons

What's her deal?

literally forgotten

Is he actually loyal to Cersei since it gives him power and access to do whatever the fuck wants(vivisection, grave robbing, necromancy) or does he have an ulterior motive?

Not by himself but with D&D. He would just cancel out their hollywood gene and leave the good stuff they bring to the table.

Enerything in Quarth was filler in the show. None of it matters outside of season 2.

She's busy partying with Ilyn Payne and Sallador Sahn

I mean bookwise lads

In the books it's heavily implied she's directly manipulating Dany through dreams. In the shows she's just another bit character that's been forgotten.

he doesn't have an ulterior motive, but he's not loyal in the sense that soldiers and knights are where they will die and give their lives for their liege

he's just a pessimist trying to get by in the world

robb stark and ms maegyr saved his life.

why are the dothraki even feared?
they are nothing like mongols.
>shit bronze age tier sword
>no armor, running around in grass skirts like primative niggers
>no genius khan like strategy, tactics consist of swarming enemy like mindless locusts

even turks were way more scary than that

the only way to counter an army of undead is with your own

he's working for the others

>why are the dothraki even feared?
>they are nothing like mongols.
mongols wrecked shit m8

Reminder that Myrcella and Tommen are fucking IRL, just like Jaime intended.

Requesting the Bran and Salsa rape edit

When did he became such a cuck?

do you know how to read?

pretty sure that was always the case.

N+A=Jon Dawnstark
Dawn is coming.

The Dothraki only ever pillaged shitty villages on the other end of the world, the fear they garnered stemmed more from the shit they'd put you through if you lost rather than their actual combat prowess, though they made sure to spread as many tales as they could about that as well.

It's basically all hearsay as far as Westeros is concerned.

Seconding this the webm

>In the books it's heavily implied she's directly manipulating Dany through dreams
for what purpose

>doesnt know basic mongol history
underage leave

it's cheaper to pay them off every year in a tribute than it is to feed and resupply an army to defend against them
the free cities are good fucking businessmen