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I WASN'T BORN LAST NIGHT
I KNOW THESE HOES AIN'T RIGHT

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Real thread is here

NEED a pint gf

math is the thinking man's chess

It's Wacky Bruce time.

Mathematics and science is a social construct and is merely an interpretation of our own perception of the universe and we've just added common understandable rules to identify it

Pi is 3.14 because everyone agrees it's 3.14

big birde

you lads ever noticed that 6.37 to 6.47 seems like much more time has passed than from 6.47 to 6.57? very strange.

Numbers are a social construct but the fundamentals of mathematics aren't

Felt empty for the last 6 years. I lack the ability to find motivation in any thing I try and I feel like I'm just waiting to die.

>fundamentals of mathematics
in english, Poindexter?

kfc ran out of chicken lads

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

Only in Britland

genuine kino
watch it now

scully's feet haha

what are you going to do

off to toil

Do not talk to me. Do not touch me. Do not think about me.

Just fuck off.

Fuck. Off.

don't look at my wife again or i'll cut you haha

will probably continue not going to kfc

*dances in the dark*
*trips over my piss jug and breaks my neck*

I don't know why retards are allowed to roam free in public. They should have badges on them so people know to avoid them and not talk to them, I'm just thinking practically here

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Anything more annoying than those "I've never taken a sick day for 10 years" fucks?

thanks bongs for making the Grassman

*ponsy grimes in the dark*
*trips over my piss jug and breaks my neck*

t. sick every 3 weeks

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BBC is fake news. It is poisoning the minds of the British people.

big cape

Grug live in cave
Grug no know numbers
Grug split meat equally with Gruggina
Grug have half of meat

Never been ill in my life, what you gonna do sick man die on me

Darling, you are my heroine
The everything I need
Come into my arms
Don't let me bleed

>not taking 60% of the meat for yourself because you are a man
Grugs a cuck

would like to see the face of the person who made this thread.

what if i'm sick every day

Hardly ever sick but take sick days off if I don't get enough sleep.

are you referring to the abstract concept of half
that would seem as much a social construct as "0.5"

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I love how as the morning progresses whacky bruce just fizzes out as we all wake up and start talking again

haha you know how the bbc is called british broadcasting corporation

whats the chances that in like australia they have abc or something haha lads

literally despise coloreds and dont even care if im alone on that

simple as fuck all of you

I'd get fired if I so much as ask for a sick day. I've had to go in while sneezing and coughing everywhere.
Probably made several other people sick doing so.

sounds like hell

cant afford to live in my in £400 a week studio flatshare with 3 other people

going to live in the streets

It's not a social construct because half is half no matter the culture or society.

wouldn't dare let toilberg down like that mate, he's always said us employees should treat the business like it's our family

Lmao whats your toil

Why would the American broadcasting company be in Australia?

why are rappers all lil now?

>I'd get fired if I so much as ask for a sick day.
no you wouldn't
you have these things called workers rights

Saved up 23k at 24 but unsure if I should continue to toil or do something with what remaining years of youth are left.

srs considering the same lad except my knee is completely fucked up so im not sure i can

>you have these things called workers rights

These companies prey on ignorance of the law.

toilers have toil rights

ROARING

imagine actually having to have "rights" haha the right to toil you stupid fucking runt toiler haha get back to work toiler noseberg needs a new yacht by the summer

in aus the bbc is called the qqɔ

excellent post

maybe take a temp break to try and get a girl while looking for something to set up for when you decide to get back to work? no idea

can't tell whether you're just referencing the underlying material reality (in the same way "1 dog" is still a singular dog, even if you lack any number system whatsoever), or if you're actually getting at an important concept
this is too many levels of pedantic.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO PAAAAAARTY

2bh better advice would be to just keep working

See the world. Before it's too late and you're not living with parents anymore

i see your soydog and raise you a soypig

off to work lads

22 and worked probably a total of ~50 hours

dont think toiling is for me

prefer bennies instead

DAVE

is britain as shit as everyone says it is or is that just fake news

Last day of work today and new job doesn't start till Monday

half is half, brexit is brexit. the concept is universal

The survey also found that 47.2% of households with a cat had at least one person educated to degree level, compared with 38.4% of homes with dogs

abolish job centres
replace the dwp with one small call centre in surrey
give everyone a £10,000 UBI

Bennies is pennies
Toils is spoils!

support this business idea

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would wring its neck

adorable

cock black big???

business idea: reclaim convict island

would love to throw this runt on a spit

I used to be against universal basic income, thinking if everyone has £100 then the value raises above £100

But then again, most people now have £100 because they work

would like to wash a piglet ngl

get flags guys

business idea: 3d printed food

not hard, 7 cities needed to win. all are coastal with almost no defences built in.

the yank gf left me for a kiwi because I couldn't satisfy her in bed

The toilman is coming!

business idea: universal basic income but raise the price of living

just heard a guy outside shouting because his engine wouldn't start

haha bet hes dreading phoning up noseberg

hitberry.com/karl-pilkington-married-his-long-term-partner-suzanne-whiston-know-their-affairs-and-relationship

wtf i thought Karls gf was fat. Is that really her and is Karl even marrying Suzanne? I cant find a single proof of this and the twitter source is just a guy who posts a lot about Karl on twitter

need an aussie bf that i can cuck with big kiwi cock

Norman Rockwell

"For Double Reason You'll Prefer Double Rich," Schenley Cream of Kentucky, whiskey advertisement , 1940

I think working in a supermarket has been the most emotionally deadening jobs I've ever done. I feel nothing any more but an irrational hatred of the average person.

need to have sex with a yank, leaf, kangaroo, kiwi bird before i die lads

business idea: introduce UBI but make it only be payable in a cryptocurrency the state invented which can only be used to buy food and rent

Why would I take the day off when I can get the cash? My future don't benefit from me sitting at home twiddling my thumbs

Egon Schiele

LILLY STEINER , 1918

>he doesn't have paid sick leave