I WASN'T BORN LAST NIGHT
I KNOW THESE HOES AIN'T RIGHT
/brit/
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NEED a pint gf
math is the thinking man's chess
It's Wacky Bruce time.
Mathematics and science is a social construct and is merely an interpretation of our own perception of the universe and we've just added common understandable rules to identify it
Pi is 3.14 because everyone agrees it's 3.14
big birde
you lads ever noticed that 6.37 to 6.47 seems like much more time has passed than from 6.47 to 6.57? very strange.
Numbers are a social construct but the fundamentals of mathematics aren't
Felt empty for the last 6 years. I lack the ability to find motivation in any thing I try and I feel like I'm just waiting to die.
>fundamentals of mathematics
in english, Poindexter?
kfc ran out of chicken lads
Feel like pure shit just want her back x
Only in Britland
genuine kino
watch it now
scully's feet haha
what are you going to do
off to toil
Do not talk to me. Do not touch me. Do not think about me.
Just fuck off.
Fuck. Off.
don't look at my wife again or i'll cut you haha
will probably continue not going to kfc
*dances in the dark*
*trips over my piss jug and breaks my neck*
I don't know why retards are allowed to roam free in public. They should have badges on them so people know to avoid them and not talk to them, I'm just thinking practically here
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Anything more annoying than those "I've never taken a sick day for 10 years" fucks?
thanks bongs for making the Grassman
*ponsy grimes in the dark*
*trips over my piss jug and breaks my neck*
t. sick every 3 weeks
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BBC is fake news. It is poisoning the minds of the British people.
big cape
Grug live in cave
Grug no know numbers
Grug split meat equally with Gruggina
Grug have half of meat
Never been ill in my life, what you gonna do sick man die on me
Darling, you are my heroine
The everything I need
Come into my arms
Don't let me bleed
>not taking 60% of the meat for yourself because you are a man
Grugs a cuck
would like to see the face of the person who made this thread.
what if i'm sick every day
Hardly ever sick but take sick days off if I don't get enough sleep.
are you referring to the abstract concept of half
that would seem as much a social construct as "0.5"
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I love how as the morning progresses whacky bruce just fizzes out as we all wake up and start talking again
haha you know how the bbc is called british broadcasting corporation
whats the chances that in like australia they have abc or something haha lads
literally despise coloreds and dont even care if im alone on that
simple as fuck all of you
I'd get fired if I so much as ask for a sick day. I've had to go in while sneezing and coughing everywhere.
Probably made several other people sick doing so.
sounds like hell
cant afford to live in my in £400 a week studio flatshare with 3 other people
going to live in the streets
It's not a social construct because half is half no matter the culture or society.
wouldn't dare let toilberg down like that mate, he's always said us employees should treat the business like it's our family
Lmao whats your toil
Why would the American broadcasting company be in Australia?
why are rappers all lil now?
>I'd get fired if I so much as ask for a sick day.
no you wouldn't
you have these things called workers rights
Saved up 23k at 24 but unsure if I should continue to toil or do something with what remaining years of youth are left.
srs considering the same lad except my knee is completely fucked up so im not sure i can
>you have these things called workers rights
These companies prey on ignorance of the law.
toilers have toil rights
ROARING
imagine actually having to have "rights" haha the right to toil you stupid fucking runt toiler haha get back to work toiler noseberg needs a new yacht by the summer
in aus the bbc is called the qqɔ
excellent post
maybe take a temp break to try and get a girl while looking for something to set up for when you decide to get back to work? no idea
can't tell whether you're just referencing the underlying material reality (in the same way "1 dog" is still a singular dog, even if you lack any number system whatsoever), or if you're actually getting at an important concept
this is too many levels of pedantic.
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO PAAAAAARTY
2bh better advice would be to just keep working
See the world. Before it's too late and you're not living with parents anymore
i see your soydog and raise you a soypig
off to work lads
22 and worked probably a total of ~50 hours
dont think toiling is for me
prefer bennies instead
DAVE
is britain as shit as everyone says it is or is that just fake news
Last day of work today and new job doesn't start till Monday
half is half, brexit is brexit. the concept is universal
The survey also found that 47.2% of households with a cat had at least one person educated to degree level, compared with 38.4% of homes with dogs
abolish job centres
replace the dwp with one small call centre in surrey
give everyone a £10,000 UBI
Bennies is pennies
Toils is spoils!
support this business idea
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would wring its neck
adorable
cock black big???
business idea: reclaim convict island
would love to throw this runt on a spit
I used to be against universal basic income, thinking if everyone has £100 then the value raises above £100
But then again, most people now have £100 because they work
would like to wash a piglet ngl
get flags guys
business idea: 3d printed food
not hard, 7 cities needed to win. all are coastal with almost no defences built in.
the yank gf left me for a kiwi because I couldn't satisfy her in bed
The toilman is coming!
business idea: universal basic income but raise the price of living
just heard a guy outside shouting because his engine wouldn't start
haha bet hes dreading phoning up noseberg
wtf i thought Karls gf was fat. Is that really her and is Karl even marrying Suzanne? I cant find a single proof of this and the twitter source is just a guy who posts a lot about Karl on twitter
need an aussie bf that i can cuck with big kiwi cock
Norman Rockwell
"For Double Reason You'll Prefer Double Rich," Schenley Cream of Kentucky, whiskey advertisement , 1940
I think working in a supermarket has been the most emotionally deadening jobs I've ever done. I feel nothing any more but an irrational hatred of the average person.
need to have sex with a yank, leaf, kangaroo, kiwi bird before i die lads
business idea: introduce UBI but make it only be payable in a cryptocurrency the state invented which can only be used to buy food and rent
Why would I take the day off when I can get the cash? My future don't benefit from me sitting at home twiddling my thumbs
Egon Schiele
LILLY STEINER , 1918
>he doesn't have paid sick leave