1. Cunt

1. Cunt
2. Could I pass as a local in your cunt
Please bulgarian weedman leave me alone I'm not allowing you growing weed in my flat.

qué naricita, Manolo

Only in East Germany

Es la nariz portuguesa hernándes
Tfw ibero-slav

dejate crecer la barba, si podés. te quedaría bien.

Damn, his nose is nearly as bad as mine. Poor cunt.

You look like my high school math teacher, and he even came from spain too, lmao

Tristemente imberbe.
What was his surname.
(((Portuguese))) facial potato.

I don't really remember. It's been ages since my high school days. I only remember what he looks like, he's blonde, tanned and he has brown poo eyes. He was like the worst math teacher of all time though, he wouldn't even teach, he'd just be like "ok guys, open your books and start solving questions" while he'd sit on his desk and just drink coffee and text his wife on his phone. I didn't like him.

Why are you so pink? Were you in sauna?

Slav looking motherfucker

Qué pensás de los Parchís? Crecí en Argentina mirándolos irónicamente por Volver (un canal de oldies but goldies, retro)

It seems like he was... whiter than you, muhhamad.
Pink is what spaniard turbo mongrels look like without a tan.
I have no idea how I've come to this.
No me tocó, soy demasiado Joven.

You are indeed both whiter and pinker than me - muhhamad

>t.

Thanks Radek Svoboda.
But I meant the second reply for you, and the Muhhamad one for Qatar.

can't you grow some beard?
you'd look much better

I am too soy.
I can grow a stubble.

Is this actually you though? Please don't lie

Yes.
Why would you doubt?

Because I doubt someone this ugly would muster up the courage to actually post their own pictures on here

Chocolate why are you such a bastard?

Oh. Well I'm sorry for being an asshole. Why are you bald though? I think you'd look better with hair.

Lick my shaven head, meanie.

rude

Man, you really dont look spanish, at least in my book. I cant imagine you speaking espanol, only KURWA or SUKA BLYAT PIZDEC come to mind

Does it taste like raisins?

I said I'm sorry!

Tastes better than your flag.
That is why I made a "could I be a local in your country" thread but no one answers except germans.
Pendosi Suka pidoroska, blYAD.

Have you tried working out? You look really chubby.

I'm obese but I don't want to talk with you anymore ok.

Please forgive me (( I said I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Why do you look so sad in all of your pics btw?

Other spics think he’s a slav, so he tries to look for a place where he would be welcomed and treaten as a local :(

¿Vigués?

He kinda looks like my cousin. He wears tracksuits and it's fat. He always looked to me like a slavic mafia mini boss.

Ferrolano.

...

?nani

Man I'm so sad you ran out of pics, I really wanted you to continue

I didn't.

Go home Ivan

Hey, turns out it was just the shit angle you took the pics from all along. You're actually pretty handsome.

Please leave me alone qatar.
What could I call home.

Do you smell like cheap, old paco rabanne perfume with ten tons of deoderant? cause that's what my spanish math teacher smelled like, and i assume that's what all spanish people smell like.

Exactly.

post more pics please

Why would I.
You're a bully.

But I said I'm sorry like 5 times already. Also I called you handsome.

Your words are meaningless, chocolate.

H-how can I make it up to you? Pls tell me >.

Easely

Gib qatar oil gold.

Only if you promise me you'll grow back your hair again

Changing my name to Gavriil as we speak.
I don't want to.

1.flag
2. yep

>I don't want to

But why? It would increase your aesthetics. Also dude, stop squatting like that because it's really bad for your knees. Put your heels on the ground when you squat. If you can't do it then build flexibility first.

Heels are on the ground, look closer.
My hair is as dark as an americano, and stiff.

>Heels are on the ground

Uh no they're not? I've looked at this image like 20 times already and your heels aren't on the ground. Put them flat on the ground, or you will get tendonitis in your knee and it will hurt for the rest of your life.

Also dark hair on men looks good. Blonde hair is for gay porn stars.

They are on the ground, I'm wearing a pair of airmax that have dark heels, they blend in the shadow.

Aaaah ok, nice. If I were a girl I'd date you desu.

would drink dia beer and eat sunflower seeds with

Gracias José.
Te gustan las litronas de Skol?

Yes, you look like a typical skinhead. You'll blend easily. I haven't seen them in years though.

Me bebo la cerveza del Carrefour así que...

Cya later friend, I'm gonna go lift now. Wish you all the best. You honestly seem like a pretty cool dude to hang out with in real life. But lay off the cheetos a bit and try to go on a diet ok?

Vamos de botellón un día.

I've seen a lot of guys like you over here in south Brazil, so yeah sure, you'd pass as a local just fine. Just gotta get good at Portuguese.

I don't think I fit in anywhere on the planet.

I speak Galician so I can manhandle the warlords.

You look like a pajeet. You'd fit in very fine here with the rest of the pajeets.

Isn't south brazil wh*te?
Btw you look like a cool dude.

Damn, I feel offended. With my superior Iberian DNA I got called a pajeet :(

Here's me with PSN not working as always

t. Visigoth

You're cool, I like you

Mostly, like 80% white. OP is pretty white and I'm white just not as white as some people. I don't care too much I just love my Portuguese roots.

My mother's ancestry is more likely suebi or celt.
My father's is half amerindian and half arabic or med.

What if I told you both posts were OP.

Makes it even better :D

This faggot talk coming from the Muslim is really starting to bother me, someone get him outta here before he forcefully inseminates innocent Slavs

Also- NO, OP is too white.

Qatar is a meanie but he isn't so bad.
How am I whiter than a slav?
My father's side is literally half hispanic and half med.

Definitely would.

I was answering your question from the O.P.
>could i pass as a local?

Good to know Vadim would not take a second look at me if he spotted me in the commie block.
We can share babushka's pelmeni.
>too white for the US.
I literally look like the mutt meme rofl.

mate,
grow some fucking hair, stop the sad puppy look,
chin up and go lose that weight

>hair
t. Hairlet

Answer the damn OP question guys.

I look like Fred Flintstone when I shave my beard.
I fear what I'd look like if I shaved my head.
Anyway, you look a bit like me, OP.
So yes, I guess, in Wisconsin.

He looks more afghan

>tfw Bulgarian and my nose isn't that big

El búlgaro...

el que parece 3 razas distintas pero no es ninguna......

Oye!

Yes you could, you look like one of my best friends from chilhood except he is even fatter than you

Hey, can I grow some weed in your flat?

NOOOO
Quiero acaso ser colombiANO?
Coca gratis?

La mejor hierba que habras fumado, tio

I don't smoke much.
A friend of mine has like 80 plants in his flat.
He smokes all the time.

Cousin!

El goblino de las rias baixas

Now seriosly, if you want to increase your test and grow a beard some day the best you could do is to lost fat, fat transforms testosterone into estrogen

Are you a neet?

You have a fair share of native DNA too, and you're also young and soyboyish

Soy de las rias altas bastardo.
Mi testosterona está bien, no consumo soja.
Estoy estudiando, no soy nini.

El que se pica ajos come, y teniendo tanto sobrepeso y seguramente apenas barba permiteme que lo dude muy seriamente.

¿Qué estudias?