A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK POEPLE

This is a story of a little boy name Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."

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Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.

You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.

"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.

Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.

Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.

Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.

So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."

"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.

Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.

Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.

As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.

Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.

By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.

It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus, but there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.

He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.

He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox, and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.

Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.

Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.

So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!

Does anyone actually believe this?

Yank black twitter tards and #woke yank white college students

Can you stop trying to feel important

Not a very good thread desu

>A truly portable folding ironing board was first patented in Canada in 1875 by John B. Porter. The invention also included a removable press board used for sleeves.[6] In 1892 Sarah Boone obtained a patent in the United States for improvements to the ironing board, allowing for better quality ironing for shirt sleeves.[7]

Very impressive

>Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.
Stopped right there.

>Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
Half black actually, and shoes were obviously produced before the invention od the shoe lasting machine.

>BLACK not written in caps
Didn't read

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I have an urge to go watch Black Panther now

while I'm very strongly against racism, this seems like complete bullshit
this kind of made up stuff only makes white supremacists think they're right

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sneaky pole, why would you say such thing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_black_Nobel_laureates

Black people did nothing really major in Chemistry, Physics, Medicine, Physiology. Probably they aren't that smart are they

>white supremacists think they're right
m8, judging by the bullshits OP spewed and the amount of black people or niggers as I like to call them believe in said bullshit, I'm inclined to believe that those white supremacist were right.

So which one has the most awards? Whites or Jews?

Most racial stereotypes are simply results of most prominent behaviour and actions of said racial groups. No more no less. There's no smoke without fire...

>nigger invented comb
it's an ancient invention you stupid fucking leaf

also replace blacks with whites in this story and suddenly you lose things that matter (electricity, cars etc) instead of minor things like ironing board

Go to wikipedia and see. It's not that hard.

>no white people
>none of the greatest wars ever thought
gee

>cucknadian Sup Forumstard falseflagging

>also replace blacks with whites in this story and suddenly

No medicine, no electricity, no computers, no planes, no cars, no ships, no concrete buildings, no paved roads, no bicycles, no motorcycles, no nothing.

Just shit load of starving niggers in Africa, raping 8th month old babies to get rid of aids.

>can't fight large scale wars with sticks

You might be onto something here

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True dat

Muslim America please stop being racist we love BLACK males here.

Read after the first few posts and shit gets more intense. Only a disgusting POLlack wouldn't read through the great tales of the BLACK man's contribution to civilised society.

In America dumb people come labelled and are easy to spot, most of them are either red, yellow or black.
In Russia it's harder, most of them just look like ugly whites.

quora.com/Who-invented-the-comb
>The first dustpan was invented by T.E. McNeill an American inventor in 1858 for which he was granted a United States patent.
>J. Ross Moore, an American inventor from North Dakota, developed designs for automatic clothes dryers during the early 20th century. His design for an electrically operated dryer was developed and released to the public in 1938.
I'm too lazy to debunk the rest.

Wh*toids simply can't bear the truth, pity.

It's pointless to proving anything to black people, especially on Sup Forums.

Just relax, post some witty remarks and troll guys from other countries. Be sure to do that intelligently and try to use most of your vocabulary so slavs can improve their English a bit. Thanks in advance!

>It's pointless to proving anything to black people, especially on Sup Forums.

Well, I told ya:

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>Wh*toids simply can't bear the truth, pity.

It took merely 2 minutes to illustrate that.

>unironically attempting to "debunk" kangposting
lmao

>Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood.

I believe Theo would have no problems as there will be no Theo.

Also,

>The first non-direct transfusion was performed on March 27, 1914 by the Belgian doctor Albert Hustin, though this was a diluted solution of blood. The Argentine doctor Luis Agote used a much less diluted solution in November of the same year. Both used sodium citrate as an anticoagulant.[1]

I wonder if Belgium was populated with niggers back then. I don't why but my guts tell me there were virtually no niggers there at that time, especially in medicine.

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Absolutely horrendous post from the orc, ladies and gentlemen.

Name one thing black people contribute of value to American society.

>all blacks are gone
>people start to judge others based on their actions and worth to society alone
>turns out white supremacists are literally the niggers of white people and they all get sterilised and put into camps

You must be black, I must tell.
Do you understand how many resources are spend on supporting black people worldwide? It would be better to invest all that time and money into medicine, physics, math, biology than spend on welfare and educating africans on using of a condom.

I know! I know!
It's a federal network of penitentiary facilities.

All the BBQ pit masters worth a damn are niggers, because historically this job was done by a trained slave who trained slaves

I'll fucking murder you f I can't have good bbq dude, don't even start this shit

>am*rican
>good barbecue culture
Trust me, you'd have better barbecue if you import that from somewhere else.