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LEAVE ME TO DEATH I'M LIL KENNEDY ED.

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toblerone hurts my mouth

second for jacobitism

Cretin

excellent post

my bf's willy makes my jaw tired

vietmong's gonna bash thainonce's head in lads

water buffalo

>the only con of brexit is that the fatties don't get their sugary shite as cheaply as they previously would

ah yes

shan't be sticking the toblerone up me arse anymore since it's smaller and such

water buffalo hooves typed this

we had a good laugh last time, he's sound

the worst outcome of Brexit is still preferable to the worst outcome of Remain

>alt right twitter account
>banned
>Isis twitter account
>left up for a long time then banned
>literal pedo account
>hmm oooh there's a moral dilemma ..

>teehee im bent btw :v

nah mate you'll be on the pavement drooling like a spastic mong after he's finished with you, told me so himself

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oh alright, thanks for letting me know

alt right and isis are terrorists though
nonces who don't actively nonce are harmless

the same bullet that castrates a bender, castrates a nonce

>Toilstein is off sick
*surreptitiously fills out job applications at my desk*

hmm

fucking NONCES get OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT

meet me outside mega bang na in 10 minutes and I'll knock your lights out, fucking cocky twat

Zioscum, stay off Filistiniyya.
Зaёбaный Хopвaтe

>implying there's nothing wrong with nonces promoting noncery

it would take me at least 30 or 40 minutes to get there.

the alt right are terrorists?? news to me, prove it

>radical islamists who dont actively blow people up are harmless
great logic

Threadsplitters should kill themselves

the nonces who control their urges don't promote it
they just want mental help

Any Falangist man in

going to greggs at half 10 whilst toilberg is in a meeting
probably be away from desk for 30 minutes and no one will say fuck all

alri leftypol

Only thing you can do for them is a bullet in the back of the head

Russia is a land of judeo bolshevik nostalgic asiatic mongoloids

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just like how trannys in social media don't promote trannyism?
even though there's been a big rise in tranny numbers ever since they started appearing everywhere

reckon alan could take you, can imagine him crushing your bald, soy skull between his barber hands

*snitches on you like a good little toilsman*

dumb crossposter

you'd think alan would have a better haircut with him being a barber and all

Bizzy idea: change name of Greggs to “Griggs”.

at least get the lighting right if you're gonna photoshop rorke dear xx

President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck
President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck
Arise Jackie O, Jonathon of Kennedy
Well, arise…

I could literally spit on the top of his head

doesn't have much to work with though, does he?
be like going on Ready Steady Cook with an empty bag

Didn't mean to quote you

don't try it

Lamo Alan BTFO

*goes to a co-working space*
*gets out my macbook*
*puts my soy latte next to it*
*leans over and tells you about my new vegan blog programming startup*

>smoking

What a massive disgusting faggot. I hope none of you cunts smoke&drink.

andrew anglin lived in a jungle

watching the film SWAT (2003)

the action scenes are pretty good but holy FUCK americans are so cringeworthy

all the dialogue is ridiculously tryhard "tough guy" secondary school stuff and there isnt a single non-quip in the entire film from what i can see. theres the obligatory "badass female cop who is the best fighter of them all" trope, and the levels of autistic machismo are through the roof. its like the whole thing is one of pic related's stories

i eventually turned it off after a scene where the SWAT guys are riding to the police station and they pass through a big crowd of hot 18-21 year old women holding up signs saying "WE LOVE SWAT" and "MARRY ME" while jumping up and down and cheering + clapping

just intolerable

labour are the most antisemitic party and yet leftypol believe hating jews is a rorke thing

rorke isn't a Tory mate

feels like men were a lot more attractive in the past but women were a lot more ugly
in fact it feels like women are more attractive now than in any time in history

bender

or maybe youre just culturally programmed to like the kind of women you grew up with

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Um I'm not a robot mate lol

OHHHHHH JEREMY CORBYN

It’s not a photoshop.

got a willy

the british empire wasn't very anti jew either

>live in britain in summer
>live in thailand(bangkok/hua hin) in winter

this is the ideal life, you may not like it, but it is

>ex-SWAT member has the training to bring down helicopter with perfectly placed .50 calibre round shot from over a mile away

wew

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so 2 weeks of the year in the UK?

I'm basically already doing this.

>labour are the most antisemitic party

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want to live in thailand but don't want a thai gf

will i be lonely

morning thread tune
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morning thread tune

They are the most anti Semitic major party

true

Jews might mostly be lefties but the Jews who are rorkes are some of the best rorkes there are. Disraeli and Moldbug are proof of that

Wrong

You'll find all kinds of nationalities living here m8

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/radical centrists/ where are we currently located?

How are the conservatives more anti Semitic? they are pro Israel.

pretty sure you're either right wing or not a real american if you live in the us sweaty xx

FUCK OFF

check your Radical Centrist Agenda, dumbass
or if you lost it, ask at your nearest Secret Lodge

"forced" is a very good tag to be fair

have never felt we live in a time of particularly attractive women
high rates of obesity, lots of fake tan and dyeing your hair a stupid bright colour aren't very attractive
also not a huge fan of what women wear nowadays but that sounds a bit gay

>Jews might mostly be lefties
mong

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Where would fascism be

absolutely bizarre post

my most commonly used search engines:
1. Startpage (my default)
2. Bing (for porn)
3. Google (exclusively for searching up businesses)

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>tfw i will never watch no country for old men for the first time ever again

Where would you fit, lads?

>>tfw i will never watch no country for old men for the first time ever again

Jeremy Corbyn pelted small Israeli children with rocks in 1987

>5'2

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they are outside of Israel
Jews disproportionately support progressive causes

just been confirmed that I passed my MSc after resubmitting my disso, thank fuck. Thought I'd completely wasted £17k by being a depressed alcoholic haha! waehyyyy WERRUUUGHHHH