Talk to a european

>talk to a european
>they sound like a massive smug douche

>talk to an australian
>he sounds like a fucking retarded bogan

fuck off mate

not your mate, boy

>talk to an Australian
>he's quite friendly, and so I try to be aswell
>we have a fun time talking about our different cultures or whatever
>we drink a beer together

That sounds retarded but thanks for the vlog faggot

>talk to an australian grill
>she looks and talks like a bricklayer

>Be Euro
>Talk to an Aussie
>Learn that there are no differences between us and that he could as well be part of EU

This, with whatever nationality
Except east asians who are shy as fuck
And some arabs, who don't drink alcohol, which is suspicious

>talk to a polack
>he sounds like a polack
>you can't talk to anyone else because there are only polacks in poland

I feel you Aleksandr

>sound like a massive smug douche
>sound like
Yeah, it must just be the way they talk, and not the way they act and think.

euros are generally ok except when they say shit like "back in europe we do it like this" all the time then fuck off

everyone does this
I've had people tell me "oi in australia we do this and this"

really? I make sure not to say it to anyone because I find it annoying myself

>met two euros in my life
>neither would stop talking about anal sex
explain

>talk to australian
>doesn't speak english

yep not making it up
same tb.h I hate talking about myself or my """country""" anyway

You've clearly not known any Kiwis working over here cause they fucking do this ALL DAY

>talk to an australian
>"root?"

I don't hate my country but bragging is the big gay
>queensland
well yeah, it's expected

>i'm german
>is some brown dude named muhammad ossama
Every time

this

only northwesterners are smug in my experience. meds and non-polish slavs are modest and nice

Irish are pretty chill over here, the ones I've worked with don't talk about home unless asked a question about it.

germanics are usually smug
i prefer talking spaniards, italians and french when i travel around europe, much friendlier

>Be fennoswede
>Talk to Pekka
>Get axed

That's why nobody likes Americans.

I didn't mean it, please don't hate me

Same
I was on holidays in Asia once with one German family and a Greek one in the hotel. The germans tried to shit talk the Greeks all the time and have my approval. Told them to go fuck themselves and went om trips with the Greeks.

This is especially true of the British posters. You can't have a normal conversation without them being condescending cunts.

I like the Aussie accent. They all sounds like bros.

We don't do it intentionally, but when literally everywhere else we travel on earth is a downgrade from home it becomes really hard not to after a while.
Also it's just a thing we do even on a national level and not just compared to other countries. Even if the dude comes from bum fuck nowhere he is still going to say it's the best place in Norway and Oslo/Trondheim/anywhere else sucks compared to it.

>he talked to swedes

Aussies are noice though.

yeah, I know a dutch guy who's a bit smug. wish he would go back desu
Yeah, lots of people from the country call Melbourne a shithole because "muh leftists chinks apex!!!111" but reality is that it's one of the better cities in australia and the world