What's your favourite shitty Stephen King adaptation?

What's your favourite shitty Stephen King adaptation?

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The Shining

The Dead Zone.

Storm of the century

Langoliers
It actually is an interesting story. The CGI is beyond hilarious

Cat's Eye or Maximum Overdrive.

Rose Red miniseries.

Sleepwalkers, which is actually good, police cat4 lyfe

What's that one movie where the dude gets a hand transplant but the hand is from a murderer or some shit?

Oh fuck dude I remember that shit

NOSTALGIA

Specifically the one king hated the most. I like it a lot. Also silver bullet was super fun.

Tommyknockers

You talking about Body Parts? That's not Stephen King, not confusing that with Dark Half are you?

cell

Christine maybe?

Maximum Overdrive, I like the part where the kids baseball team gets runover by a steamroller.

It's also kind of comfy

That's from Quicksilver Highway but its based on a Clive Barker story

that darn cat, what a hero

Superior in every way

>That's from Quicksilver Highway

Wait, I thought Quicksilver Highway is the one with the guy's hand becoming a Messiah and staging a revolution causing other hands to become sentient and separate from their bodies?

The Dark Tower

I guess it is a shitty adaptation of the story but it's still highly entertaining. good choice?

The movie is fucking awesome. Arnold in his prime.

jesus h christ

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dreamcatcher. that movie is batshit insane and i can't believe that it exists

HEY these ones aren't shitty!

> main in the book has to survive city wide manhunts
> arnold has to survive the crystal maze

nah

Not an adaption. And not shitty.

>> arnold has to survive the crystal maze
Crystal Maze doesn't have Stalkers straight out of Spider-Man's rogue gallery

Special effects aside, this was the first time Bronson Pinchot scared the fuck out of me, this was a far FAR cry from Balki

coincidence?

Graveyard Shift

I thought Dreamcatcher could have been decent with minor changes, especially the dialogue.

>Tommyknockers
FUN FACT: Richard Kelly shits all over the Tommyknockers adaptation on his commentary for Donnie Darko, stating he'd love to do it right some day.

SCARING THE LITTLE GUUURL

I liked north by northwest even if it dragged a little

...

>it wasn't a giant rat, it was a giant bat
blew my mind, it was like whoa

Yeah I unironically love that movie. Toomy is great.

probably Stand By Me, The Mist, or Misery.

Shawshank's up there, but I've seen it so many times now, I'm kinda burned out on it.

>all of those
>shitty adaptations

stop saying 'comfy' it's disgusting. Are you fucking 5?

Go back to redit nigger.

that would be pretty cool. Despite how utterly stupid the book was, it was actually pretty good

>[paper scraping intensifies]

10/10

Seeing meatball Pacmans from hell literally eat the past made me laugh out loud.

Who /thinner/ here?

in what way is it shitty? All the more subtle/dramatic King movies are good.

Misery/Thinner/Dolores etc...

I like pretty much all of them. It'd be easier to list the ones I didn't like

Cat's Eye was meh
Graveyard Shift stunk
Golden Years was terrible
The Stand was horribly miscast
Trucks is trash
Riding the Bullet was forgettable nonsense
Desperation was garbage
Nightmares & Dreamscapes was meh
The Dead Zone TV show was shit
The Children of the Corn remake was shit
The Carrie remake was absolute shit
Bag of Bones stunk
A Good Marriage was a bore

Everything I haven't listed I either like or like well enough

It the book in generalized concept and name only.

either shawshank redeption or dreamcatcher
IT and the stand were very good though

Anybody watched Firestarter?

ya its very weak

I like it but it's not really good.
Loli drew was cute though.

Isn't that called Evil Hand or Dead Hand or something? The guy from Final Destination and Jessica Alba played in it.

this is pure theme song kino
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Checked your double trips

That's Idle Hands, also NOT Stephen King.

i remember some stephen king movie. it was about a writer or something dealing with something in his past. there was a lot of pop culture references and the monster was killed pretty easily. a lot of weird sex stuff too.

anyone know the name?

Comfy movie.

>it was about a writer or something dealing with something in his past

that's half of his stories

I laughed