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Black Grandmas are canon Edition

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>new thread
lets boogie

1st for bedbound sparkly peepers

NOW IT'S GONE, GONE
AND I AM WHO I AM
WHO I WAS I WILL NEVER BE AGAIN
RUNNING OUT OF SAND

NOW IT'S GONE, GONE
AND I AM WHO I AM
WHO I WAS I WILL NEVER BE AGAIN
RUNNING OUT OF SAND

NOW IT'S GONE, GONE
AND I AM WHO I AM
WHO I WAS I WILL NEVER BE AGAIN
RUNNING OUT OF SAND

NOW IT'S GONE, GONE
AND I AM WHO I AM
WHO I WAS I WILL NEVER BE AGAIN
RUNNING OUT OF SAND

NOW IT'S GONE, GONE
AND I AM WHO I AM
WHO I WAS I WILL NEVER BE AGAIN
RUNNING OUT OF SAND

NOW IT'S GONE, GONE
AND I AM WHO I AM
WHO I WAS I WILL NEVER BE AGAIN
RUNNING OUT OF SAND

is this the poor man's jumping man?

D E N I E D

>NOW IT'S GONE, GONE

the pure blissfullness and perfect attunement achieved as Dougie

>AND I AM WHO I AM
The Aging Agent Cooper

>WHO I WAS I WILL NEVER BE AGAIN
Dougie Jones, a.k.a the Perfect Mental State

>RUNNING OUT OF SAND

sand of the nevada desert which symbolizes Dougie

>people think these lyrics couldn't just as easily apply to Cooper with his mind back

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=ZeKaHBMKows

variety is the spice of life

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

COOPER GET'S HIS MIND BACK IN PART 15

So if we get a season 4 who would you like to see? I'm hoping we get to see Justin Theroux work with Lynch again.

Sheryl Lee is a wonderful, gorgeous and highly huggable lady!

if he was still a retard how could even be aware or remember who he was or realize what happened to him

the meme is good and fun but drawing attention to the lyrics is not a smart move.

Ignore the lyrics, and focus on the "Remember that Eddie confirmed..." format

janey-e and sonny jim get killed by one of evil coop's goons digits confirm

What story is that, Charlie?

Old Sheryl is cute! but not black enough for Ray

GETS*

for fuck's sake

It's 7 o'clock, do you know where David Lynch is?

That FUCK Mark Frost is at it again!

Lol

It's been confirmed. Thanks literary user.

Reminder that Eddie Vedder plays Cooper after part 15

PArt 13: Last one with Dougie
Part 14: Extended Dream sequence with Agent Cooper setting up his return in the real world
PArt 15: Starts with Cooper back in the real world

(Part 16: Back to back roadhouse performances)

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>Implying Vedder isn't just playing Coop with a Kyle mask on

I know. I a'm quite, disturbed by not only the lack; but the incorrect. punctuation! on this - godforsaken, website?

Stop your reddit meme, it's been confirmed by Eddie Vedder that Coop won't get his mind back.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Anyone else what vedderfags to be wrong because it will be fun to make fun of them in these threads? I don't even give a shit either way I just think it would be funny.

>Where'd the screenshot go
Kek

Hello Buella

brb, friends.

You'll see...

there will be no season 4

I can't wait for them to get btfo so I can mock them even long after the show is done.

Mista C.
Mista C.

>If I don't explain what you ought to know
>You can tell me all about it
>On the next Bardo
>I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought
>And I ain't got the power anymore

>In Tibetan Buddhism the term “Bardo” reefers to the indeterminate state between death and life which a soul experiences before reincarnation. There are six Bardos in the Tibetan tradition.

HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

That's why I'm saying if.

Bardo is a big part of Inland Empire and I've seen it argued that it's in Mulholland Drive and maybe Lost Highway too so it's a pretty common thing for Lynch.

>You seen that PENGUIN?

what did she mean by this

I shall post this only once.

/tpg/, I sincerely hope that you and your brethren are ready for Part 13 to become quite U N P L E A S A N T.

>btfo
but it has been confirmned

if you've seen that
PENGUIN

I hate they're spending so much time in the fucking southwest. I live in this shithole and I'm sick of it, there's nothing more uncomfy. I want my northwest winter town back god fucking damn it.

Do we have a bingo for ep 13 yet?

Pic related is ep 12 bingo board. Who can make
a new one?

Being a retread of the original series is exactly what Lynch and Frost didn't want.

it's a lodge spirit, everything is a lodge spirit

Will we ever get back to One-Eyed Jack's this season you think? Renault is apparently still renting out whores, we know that.

Should have gone to the midwest desu. It's comfy here.

They really aren't bad visual effects at all, idk where this meme came from, it's actually more unsettling than Transformers tier CGI

I'm surprised it's still in business.

Do we know that it is? Renault could be pimping from the roadhouse for all we know right?

Mista F

WHERE IS ALL THE TWIN PEAKS RULE 34 AT?

>Farren: He asked if I had any questions and I said, Yeah, I have a bunch of questions, can I ask who I’m playing? He said, No buddy, not really.
>No buddy, not really

L Y N C H E D

I thought they were terrible at first, but now that I've gotten a feel for the aesthetic I like them.

That said, it is off-putting how inconsistent they are. A muzzle flash in one episode will look like a total joke, and then in the next episode totally passable.

>Twin Peaks as interpreted by Hirohiko Araki

this looks really homosexual

i feel sexually harassed by this image

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>those 2 coopers

HHHHHHHHHNNNNGGGG

no homo tho.

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david lunch lol

I like that whole sequence. Stuff that looks weird and messy is often more memorable and creepy than stuff that looks polished. Sometimes, the best way to depict things that utterly defy normalcy and reality is to break the conventions of how things are shown on screen.
It's not really much different from the fucked up editing in the eyeless woman scene or the convenience store scene.

>ywn be mommy Sheryl's boy toy

end me

For some reason, I don't actually believe that you're the real U N P L E A S A N T poster.

Threadly reminder that Cooper does get his mind back after leaving the lodge

Welcome back, lunchposter

My uncle works at Croatia and he sent me this screenshot of the next episode. Apparently Aubrey's husband called this person in the last episode.

>us, canadian governments know about this place for at least 25 years
yeah there's no way it's still operating.
and how they never traced it back to benny boy is anybody's guess.

/tpg/, imagine, if you will, the kind of desperate, degenerate mind that would conjure such abominations.

Where have you been?!

ahahaha
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Anyone else assume this was going to be Cooper's new love interest, based on his reaction when she was introduced?

Before I watched TP I had heard about the controversy about Audrey, and that a new girl had to be introduced instead. So when she appeared I thought this must be the girl. Then Annie was introduced and this girl disappeared without a trace. I wonder if she was the original love interest before Graham was hired, or if she was a deliberate red herring.

She's the judge's assistant in case you've forgotten.

At the end of Part 7, some unknown guy shouts out "Anybody seen Billy?" which we can assume is the same Billy that the Audrey is looking for. In Part 12 Audrey says that Billy's been missing for 2 days, which would mean 2 days had passed since Part 7. Excluding part 8 for obvious reasons, this means 2 days had past in 4 episodes.
In Part 9, Twin Peaks Sherrif Department gang find out that gate to Jack Rabbit's Palace will be open in 2 days from now, which, if time is moving the way I think it moves, would equate to Part 13.
So yes, Jack Rabbit's Palace is up next. Part 13 will indeed get U N P L E A S E N T.

BOOOOY

Nice try. That's from this.
>Kim-Chu-ay!

eating lunch

Ok, I'm imagining Lynch's mind. What's next?

guys... i want to fuck big ed. i'm scared.

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Well, great, you just had to be so grating.

Fun fact: The entire controversy was because coopers irl gf, who happened to be fucking Donna was jealous of him spending so much time with Sherilyn Fenn.

Lynch is straight though.

The artist should do a 2017 update of this

mfw she showed her breasticles in Red Shoes Diaries.

is this real

Yes.

It doesn't get straighter than exploring another man's crevasses.

would such peepers become attainable after vigorous polishing, or would you recommend another method?

>truman will never finger your donut
>jacoby will never strum your ukulele
>pete will never stick his fish in your peculator
>albert will never drill you
>big ed will never tighten your bolt
>cooper will never munch your pie and slurp-up your coffee
>leo will never chop your wood
>jerry will never slobber all over your baguette
>bobby will never smoke on your cigarette
>james will never get on you and just go

Well you know except exploring a woman's crevasses.

fuck off queer

>he doesn't want to explore Tammy's crevasse
Trust me David Lynch already has.

wouldn't be surprised if he browsed this place

>there are individuals within this thread, right now, that believe a fourth season could be a distinct possibility

I'll see you again in 25 years

What rules would you make for a Twin Peaks: The Return drinking game?

She looks like my mommy.

Imagine if she was a black granny how this scene would have went