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Saint Crispin's Day edition

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need a new tracksuit?

anime

need a grimes gf

I am a 26 year old man with a college degree, a mortgage, a car, and a career. For all observations, I am living the American 'dream' (cough nightmare). For the record, my degree is in Policy Studies. My mothers is in English.

Last night over the phone she told me she wanted to me to get 'some kind of therapy' because of my increasingly anti capitalist views.

How do you know a system is in complete control? When they're in so much control they define any other viewpoint as a form of delusion. I was accused of being 'hopeless' and 'having no joy'.

When I tried to explain I have plenty of hope, in the power of the good in the world, and the ability of myself to survive, I was told I was making that up.

I tried to explain that my dissatisfaction came from those outside of myself suffering, and was greeted with the most capitalist answer ever.

"They aren't your problem, you need to worry about you."

Welcome to America, everyone.

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Moscow has great aesthetics

subnormals that don't footie can fuck off, /brit/ is a Sup Forums colony, subnormals LEAVE

Luiz, Hazard and Kante

also had family in brighton
so i spent a lot of time in both the far south and far north (of england)

it's the daily toil lads...

Toil on the morrow...

not an argument

fuck off ulster you piss covered rodent

>black brits

oxymoron

Not british lads who would die for the shirt though are they

want an innocent ginger middle class gf to do lots of drugs with and listen to music with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*raises glass*

painful

like drogba?

grug like watch other rich grugs kick round rock at eachother. grug think that other grugs that dont watch round rock kick are sub-grug

Chelshit getting BTFO tonight lads

Luiz bleeds blue
Kante and Hazard give their all every game

>innocent
>drugs

hate this meme

When we National Socialists speak of belief in God, we do not mean, like the naive Christians and their spiritual exploiters, a man-like being sitting around somewhere in the universe. The force governed by natural law by which all these countless planets move in the universe, we call omnipotence or God. The assertion that this universal force can trouble itself about the destiny of each individual being, every smallest earthly bacillus, can be influenced by so-called prayers or other surprising things, depends upon a requisite dose of naivety or else upon shameless professional self-interest.

Do Germans celebrate St Crispy's day?

YOu know full well I meant jt and lamps you fucking cocksucker

Met a nigger today with MacLeod has a last name. His nigger mum is call Llewellyn too. He's not Scottish and she's not Welsh either. Why is that

there are good and bad drugs

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choon

this desu

>me like Grugcelona

heroes are always from the past

LOVE this meme

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fakkin choon

still fuming
hope we fucking batter them

Chelsea has to win two times if they mean to go through Jeff

Their ancestors were probably owned by Scottish and Welsh people and they just took their names

What's happening with Tim these days?

Has he finally gotten help? He looks better here.

ITS A DISGRACE

>find your literal soulmate
>let her leave your life
fucked it lads, absolutely fucked it beyond repair, not gonna find someone I connect with like that for at least another 25 years

FUCKS SAKE

getting a very strong case of no gf after watching Lady Bird

Autismos stay away from that film it is the devil

...

You(you)! have to be the hero of today

>nigger

...

>Chelsea playing no strikers

What did they meme by this

>believing in soul mates

you're genuinely a complete and utter bender

just discovered Lorn

fucking chills are taking over my body AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This looks like a Dragon Age: Origins party roster

I DID THE SAME THING ARRGGHHHH WHY

the famed 10-0-0 formation

superficial sinn fein voters

Barcelona were denied a clear penalty
Deserved to go through

damn, the DUP is the last party I expected to run a tranny

Reminder that she is a coal burner

oh that's not a tranny

>“sub-”
>not “under-”
has grug been latinized?
aa yes, it’s a fabl’d [spoiler] “Kerry Blue”. [/spoiler]

at least in Lockhart's case it's also a vote against mental retardation via inbreeding, so it's a safe choice

feel bad about Foster though

What’s his nigger dad called?

yeah because that impacts my life massively

what is that monstrosity in the bottom left?

No proof

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are mayli

Who cares?
How does that affect me?

his willy's not very big and I have a better body than him

might apply to be a pornstar

She literally said it herself m8

>ugly=stupid

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body is shaking

Why do you care so much?

that was a bit upsetting and disgusting

buzzing for the footy

Yes, down's syndrome, inbreeding, autism from aluminum poisoning, FES, etc. Pic related

if that dup lady was conceived in england she could have been aborted

Because she’s hot but she doesn’t like white boys so I’m mad

monkey boy

Hazard vs Messi, #2 vs #3

does it get better than this?

first day on t'internet chief?

virgin

>Mr Corbyn said the right-wing press had become less powerful in the era of social media and "their bad habits were becoming less and less relevant".

>"A free press is essential for democracy and we don't want to close it down, we want to open it up. At the moment, much of our press isn't very free at all.

>"In fact it's controlled by billionaire tax exiles, who are determined to dodge paying their fair share for our vital public services.

>"Instead of learning these lessons they're continuing to resort to lies and smears. Their readers - you, all of us - deserve so much better. Well, we've got news for them: change is coming."

hmm
reckon i unironically agree with every word of that
maybe ill switch from Lib Dems to Labour next election

Mother...

So what there are billions of woman who do like white guys don’t throw a fit.

>germans
foy

right, right
and universities should start refusing ugly applicants

is this why people on american tv seem to mostly be talent-less but attractive and there is so much american plastic surgery and teeth whitening etc.?

Would rather see the lads down at Millwall play than any of these overpaid pre-madonnas

literally yes

yanks won't watch a film if the actors aren't 10/10s

Aren’t you super intelligent with your insults potato boy?

@22
How dare you address me

>build a train
>take it by road

huh

>Just put your balls in my mouth user...

>“first day on t'internet chief?”

Small crowd on /brit/ tonight

prostituting women is a difficult occupation

wowzers those legs

r u chatting shit about my country

Post slagz

Sup Forumsfats LITERALLY can't defend this. Fucking brainlets.

ironed my shirt for morrowtoil

reckon im better from my illness
going to pretend to still be ill tomorrow though and stay in my room catching up on my unitoil so that i can relax on the weekend when Professor Toilko thinks ill be working