Friday Night

>Friday Night

What movie are you going to watch with your girlfriend Sup Forums?

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>having a gf

haha can you imagine that?

>watching movies
lol what is this 1998?

Logan > Jake

>that gif

Back to tumblr

We've been watching curb your enthusiasm but I'm hanging out with my parents tonight

dont forget your gf son, its important he meets his future not-grandparents

Amanda Cerny has fucked up tits. Did she get them done in Phillipines?

Twin Peaks: FWWM.... if I had one. : (

I wil watch her PUSY on my dick is what

It's everyday bro

Don't be silly. That .gif is way too big and normal-coloured for tumblr.

Logan is a race mixer

Futurama and maybe Your Name.

Theres not a day where I don't want to break up with my girlfriend

Amadeus finally

Im hoping she gets the message

>having a gf
I'm gonna watch live pd alone with pizza tonight. I could make the excuse that I'm in my hometown for the next week and have no friends but I don't have any friends at uni either

capshit, nothing but capshit

>tfw no gf

I'm melanin enriched and I'm thinking of watching django with qt from class tomorrow. The racial injustice and displays of masculinity are bound to have her throw herself on my magic stick by the halfway point. I'm going to destroy her little puss Sup Forumsros, wish me luck

>capshit
Like nightcap?

>your girlfriend
goway

What is he thinking about?

Fucking this unfortunately

U gonna get your nuts snipped, boy.

Dudes just do it. You'll feel much better about yourselves. Don't worry about being alone, be happy you'll have the freedom to fuck any random bitch you want

We're going bowling

It's not an everyday thought for me, but definitely pops up in my mind pretty commonly. Sometimes i wonder if the pussy is really worth all of the bullshit you have to deal with.

we're going to smoke a joint on a walk outside later and then we are going to watch some GoT

This. I don't get guys who get gfs desu. I fucked my modest share of women and boy did I have enough of their bullshit just from seeing them every now and then for a date and a fuck.
Women mostly get on my nerves. I like the idea of having a gf but I can't realistically imagine having one.

>dudes just ignore evolution and society's rules and just don't breed and bring up your children in a stable wholesome relationship, just fuck around instead :^)

I wonder who could be behind this post...

kimi no na wa. comes out in threaters here today so im watching that with her

i hope i dont cry

BvS

I don't play by the rules.

youtube.com/watch?v=xZrigKV2Io8

>evolution
>monogamy
of course, that's why there are no other monogamous great apes and even in humans monogamy is only practised in a small percentage of cultures through history

If you ever see this guy, glass the cunt.

None of the other great apes have forged together into a society capable of furthering their species' abilities over time.

>monogamy is only practised in a small percentage of cultures through history
This is what jews actually want us to believe.

My gf actually has this movie and is been begging me to watch it with her.

Your favorite bar not filming your reactions anymore? Fuck off

why did you stand her up Sup Forums?

lmao
rekt

>dating a tranny

I'm going to get blackout drunk and watch Hellraiser alone.

he's thinking it's a shame that all the bad guys in Dunkirk aren't north african.

I'm already drunk. I have to call my grandmother and tell her because I'm unemployed I'm available to help her take care of my grandfather, then I'm going to watch The Tailor of Panama.

That's literally me with my GF. Makes me want to get a side chick.

>want a gf when single
>want to be single when have gf
>repeat this cycle until the fear of dying alone becomes too much and settle down with somebody you have no real interest in to live a life of quiet misery and resentment until the day you die

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cuck

Can't get attached.

Rule #1

I don't get it

youtube.com/watch?v=_fA1nAFAYOI

looks like my ex... sigh. welp, i'm going to murder some cats tonight and hopefully beat off to the reports about it on reddit later.

Tonight is the night boys.
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based
I assume you've already gone through mother-son

Why would you date a beta faggot?

she is sexy but her doing this with him takes her down in my book

lets just say I'm saving that one for a rainy day ;)

>fake tits

yuck

hmm are they fake didnt really look into it or care all that much at least they are not hugely disgusting and too big for her body

this, what's the point

>doing this with him

you do realize she only fucks black guys, right?

>hmm are they fake

Dude look at her, she's 50% plastic

fucking retard

What movie are you waching alone with your body pillow tonight?

she doesn't have a penis.

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You can google her pictures. She was a playmate.

Probably gonna watch a Ghibli film or a romantic comedy some time later.

ha ha me and my girlfriend yeah we're going to poundtown

yeah
sadly they look 100% better clothed, too

It's a push up bra

whatever she wants is this correct answer

anything else is coming from someone who's never had a gf

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shes act the same way a girl did after i grabbed her hand