What do you actually know about Australia besides meme bullshit you read on Sup Forums?

What do you actually know about Australia besides meme bullshit you read on Sup Forums?

You had a minister (or president?) who drowned.
You have kangaroos and big spiders.
There are aboriginals who have primitive religion.
You speak English with an accent.

perth is closer to jakarta than sydney
you have a drought crisis
you are very strict on what goes in and out of your country
you learn italian or japanese in school

Many of you have skin cancer
Aboriginals are almost gypsy tier
You have one of the most shitty house markets in the world
You're one of the best countries in the world

I only know meme bullshit I read on Sup Forums

Zyzz was Australian
Australia is home to 10 of the world's 15 most poisonous snakes.
6th largest country in the world
there is more than one type of kangaroo

Sydney is full of chinks.
Melbourne is full of poos.
Brisbane is full of Brits.
Adelaide is full of wogs.
NT is full of Abos.
Tasmania is full of inbreds and old people.
Perth is full of fuck knows.
Mitchell Johnson is a cunt.

You have a lot of forest fires.
You have kangaroos, and a lot of other exotic wildlife unique to Australia.
Australia was originaly set up as a prison colony.
Most of your country is inhabitable wasteland.

I should have specified "no bullshit you read on Sup Forums either."

dingoes eat babies