Have sex with me, Al

Have sex with me, Al

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eh, no Peg

>mfw I have Als hairline and am about to start working in a shoe store

Mmmmm. yumy milf pusy

did you play high school football?

Happy Husband, get sex often.

Oh, do I have to?

yes I actually did

"No!"

This is my gf and I'm like stop being a dumb whore. What kind of women do I want to chain myself to? Looks + intellect is a difficult balance.

The irony is its the opposite way. Al was middle aged. His libido had sank and it was his wife who wouldnt stop pestering him for sex!

but she didn't make him happy. you can't fuck on an empty stomach.

>it's a Bud's family steals his college scholarship episode

>I hate womens
>I don't want to fuck my wife
>I want to be surrounded by men and have periodic secret man only meeting with them

Was Al Bundy the first closeted homosexual on TV?

>tfw no prime Kelly gf

do you think the show could have lasted in today's television?

Leela?

he loved women he couldn't get and then there would be times where he would almost get with them and then it would blow up in his face

no

Plebs would call it "formulaic" like it was a bad thing.

What if unattainable women was his beard to himself?

Nah. Too offensive to anyone who isn't a yt male chad or jock

>it's a Bud gets replaced by his clone from the mirror world and it's never brought up again.

>it's a Seven disappears and no one brings it up episode

But you like it and you're neither of those things.

That seems a little too complex for this show but what do I know

>it's "the entire season has been a dream" episode

I'm not really a fan of this show.

*flushes toilet*

Nah, he was "tucking in" Kelly every night and was totally spent.

Keep playing football, you might make it one day

Yes.

Checked. The "No Ma'am" stuff was weird. Probably government ordered inclusions to mess with viewer's minds.

man that was like 10 years ago, but damn was I good.

did this happen?

reminder that a long outted dyke ended up directing and writing easily 25% of the show's episodes

They showed his face on a milk carton in a later episode, but I think that's it.

Why does this still make me laugh?

Good. I hated that little shit and every scene he appeared in.

>TAKE ME MANDINGO

what did Marcy mean by this?

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Butch Dykes are the best kind of friends you can have as a man. They know women inside and out literally and love pulling the wool over dumb girls as much as we do.

>white people shouldn't breed propaganda

>Tell him you love him
>And Al, you should tell your wife you lov-
>MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

>What did Gilligan do when he had magnesia?
>MY MAMMARIES!

>And just when I think I can't take anymore he says "Good girl, Marcy. You can spit now"

That's fucked up but funny af

Just smash her with a floppy. She won't notice.

this show was literally for all ages. all the grown up jokes went over your head as a kid but you're still left with the slapstick humor to entertain you.

> Al making fun of fat women all day at work
> Al and Jefferson and their NO MAAM meetings
> Kelly being a bimbo slut instead of being a liberal feminist

Why didn't he just get a divorce?

>someofyourproblemsareyourfault.jpg
Imagine Al facing the reality, that he's actually a loser by his own hand

I loved this show when I was a kid, I would beg my parents to let me stay up until 9:30 on sundays to finish watching it

B A S E D pusyposter

[whistling & hollering intensifies]

How much cock do you think she sucked in her prime? I'm guessing alot.