>gun obsessed neighbor threatens to kill my cat if it sits on his wall again
>cat is pissing on his yard an hour later
>guntard is planting a new tree out front
>watch in horror and run outside as he goes after my cat with a shovel
>in the middle of the street now
>old car going 20 mph swerves to hit guntard but doesn't stop
>keeps going and tries to readjust the car but hits a trashcan and crashes into the stop sign
>nosy old lady across the street dials 911
>edgy teenager in trenchcoat is looking on, just standing around and cop begins to question him
>old lady has to explain what happened
>guy in the car who passed out after hitting guntard was a nig who hated him for some reasons I don't know, gets arrested
>guntard gets away with trying to hurt my cat
but has a ton of broken bones
>sells his car and might sell his house because of the medical bills
>stop sign is still bent to this day
such is life in America
ITT Typical interactions with neighbors in your cunt
>living in a commieblock
>everyone has it's own cellar which is underground
>you go there to get some pickles made by your babushka
>you meet neghbor from downstairs, an old fat lady
>she starts whining about barking dogs
>she tells you she'll start throwing rat poison over the grass in front of building to kill them all
>"b-but i dont have a dog"
>"dont even try to get one, we have enough of them"
>she starts talking to herself
>you don't even think of trying to call 911 cause they don't give a fuck about dogs or threats made by an old lady, also arguing with a old mental woman seems to be pointless
>you open up fb messenger to let know your friends from the commieblock that you know to watch out for their dogs
>you open up a jar and lurk Sup Forums while eating DELICIOUS pickles
i dont know any of my neighbors
I hear my neighbor more than I see him
>horrific smokers cough
>constantly screaming at his son
>his ex wife looks like Melissa McCarthy
>his dogs used to roam the streets during the day until one of them got run over
>for some reason he has the air conditioner running 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
>Used to live in fancy neighborhood
>Had to move back to my parents shitty childhood area because my now widow grandmothers won’t move to Canada or Guanajuato with my other family
>Street is full of qt girls, all of them younger one my age
>qt 9/10 girl becomes my friend kinda awkward but it’s fun
>She has a bf, but wherever we meet after school we hang around
>She very obviously let’s me see her panties every time
>Once In her house she lets me see her in her full underwear, can’t touch her tho
>Her bf finds out, comes to my house to beat the shit out of me
>Confuses my house, goes and kicks until he bends the garage door of my other nieigbhor a lovely family with kids and cats
>Police gets called he gets arrested
>My front neighbor is a younger girl, never speak to her but she knows of the shit that happened with other girl
>She also has a bf a 25 yo neet that uses his mom’s car
>He looks at me with pure hate
>He really thinks I want his gf
>I’m socially retarded so I don’t imagine why he believes that
>He eventually gets her pregnant and moves in
>He cheats on her with other high school girl
>the girls mom cries in the middle of the street but eventually after a few months he gets forgiven
>Time passes, the other high school girl is also pregnant now
>Shame she was skinny blonde qt
3rd world can be amazing
>Good morning!
>Good afternoon!
>Good night!
Pretty much
I live in a somewhat shit hole area and we have some nigs on the block that have little niglets that broke into a lady's house when she wasn't there and stole her toy trucks.
dont you mean
buenas dias
buenas tarde
buenas noche
No, I mean
Buenos días
Buenas tardes
Buenas noches
Buenos días nigga
thats better speak spic you spic
Get raped
by who, you?
are you gonna be able to hop 30 feet over trumps wall you mestizo manlet
also we will accept payment for our border security in burritos and tacos. get cooking pedro
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pshh more white than juanito. i had real iberian whites not some moor rape baby as my "white" ancestor
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kek
im like 75% white my mom looked a little latino but nearly am full blooded aryan
shouldnt have let your cat out, you soyboy retard.
lol fuck goblino
>le 75% face
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Looks like Sminem's big brother.
>flag
go home paco
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>go home paco
IM FUCKING WHITE
>telling a mexican poster to go home
>le 0.0001% white hand
al azote de las tinieblas...
el pie grande....
>that hair
dios mio...
>actual mestizo mongrel making fun of americans for being mongrels
this meme is equally directed to you as it is to america desu senpai
im hirsute ok just proves my white genetics
>im hirsute ok just proves my white genetics
le aberacion...
Uhm no, wrong sweetie
high amount androgen which means i am very masculine something you soys wouldnt know about
>high amount androgen which means i am very masculine something you soys wouldnt know about
>greeting
>complains if my cat does something bad
>looking after their house when someone is away for days
>festival days open house
>exchanging snacks
Pretty normal interaction, I usually give curry puff to everyone when I made some.
>interacting with your neighbors
the state
wtf I want one now
I always shout something in Russian/Polack to scare neighbours' kids. And I'm not even a Slav but their terrified faces are priceless.
You can make one easily, its just fried pastry with curry filling.
Make a curry and heat till the water dries up then put it in the pastry dough before frying it.
You can fold the pastry by hand or use curry puff mold.
thanks
>>you go there to get some pickles made by your babushka
with soft tomatoes?
>Hey! How are you?
>Doing alright. Weather's terrible.
>Yep. Have a good day!
>Same.
,j
We had an argument with our neighbour that's pretty typical for Norwegian autism
>neighbour has a huge tree in his back yard
>my parents don't like it cause they're blocking their view of the ocean
>I've previously helped them cut down some trees because "muh ocean view"
>but they can't convince the neighbour to get rid of his tree
>neighbour keeps it because it's his ancient spirit tree or something and thins it's so majestic
>after a decade or so a storm came and knocked it down, finally ending the disagreement
I've seen some of these tree arguments get pretty autistic, some guy had to pay a huge fine because he cut his neighbours tree down. Norwegians get a bit weird about landscaping imo.
>live in a flat
>look out the keyhole until coast is clear
>opened door
>hear neighbour
>close door
>look up when the next train departs.
>live in nice neiborhood
>mostly old retired people
>really peaceful and quiet
>no drama ever happens
>old man across the street dies
>his redneck low class white trash kids and their kids move into his house
>his son and his kids and his daughter and her kids and husband all live there together
>they fight and yell at eachother almost daily
>it is really loud and all the neighbors can hear
>the cops always get called
>the cops just show up and talk to them then leave
>they never did anything about them
>the cops do not even show up anymore
>if they do they just drive by the house
>the daughter and her husband yell at eachother in the front yard all the time
>they all drive really old poorly maintained cars from the early 90s
>the mufflers have rusted and fallen off their cars
>their cars are really loud because of it
>the son works at the airport
>every morning at 3am he starts his shitty car and wakes up the whole street
>the daughter of the daughter listens to the most ghetto jungle music ever
>she blasts her shit until 9pm ever afternoon
>I suspect they steal mail from my mailbox because my eBay purchases would be missing but the mail dispatch says they delivered my packages
>have to pay $35 a month for a PO box and drive to the post office now so I can get my mail and not have it stolen
>they steal my water hose from side of my house
>late one night I take a baseball bat to the windshields of their cars
>they have no idea I did it
>they dont care and just drive their cars like that
>finally the police with a tow truck come by and tow a dead car that sits in the street in front of their house
>their stupid kids threw toilet paper in my and my neighbors tree on Halloween
>I throw eggs at their house a week later in the middle of the night
>again they have no idea it was me
>their stupid kids always try to sell me useless shit
Another day in America, fuck rednecks.
Damn
Why is it always rednecks? I've lived next to spic gangbangers, frat houses, and old people who hate life, and it wasn't that bad, but living next to rednecks made me want to kill myself. They lack all human decency and empathy for some reason. I bet living next to nigs would be better, and I've never had that displeasure.
Don't quote me on this but because they are white they get away with shit a minority would have been shot for 30 times over. So naturally they think they can get away with anything and they do. having law enforcement that cares more about identity than the rule of law will do that to a country.
I honestly don't know about that. I lived most of my life in Texas, and the neighborhood I lived in when I was next to the spic gangbangers was like 70% hispanic. Even the cops were mostly hispanic.
Minority law enforcment is notoriously self hating. Your culture has term for it I believe; "Uncle Tom"? I have relatives in Huston suburbs and they lowkey tell me that law enforcment is a disgrace because of the stuff I said earlier. Other than that damn Huston is nice to visit, Gained 10 kilos and spend over 2000 Euros while I was there for a month.
El que se esconde en las sombras.....
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Haven’t talked to my neighbors in years but last week was first time
Have party
Tell neighbor not to call cops
Ok
Have party
>iberian
>white
I FEEL SO NUMB-
i say this as a black person, nigging out gets you what you deserve
but guntards are the biggest pussies in the states and really should be holocausted desu, i know them, they'll shoot someone the second they feel afraid, which doesn't take much
This boggles my mind. How the fuck can you be comfortable if people are willing to shoot your because your skin color triggers them?
The electricity bill must be enormous.
Are you me?
keep your cat indoors. an animal that roams freely is just wildlife.
bretty normal, never had a weird neighbour, except a junkie and he was very polite anyway