Post intentionally lame superheroes
Post intentionally lame superheroes
Your mom
Your dad
Aquaman
Cyclops.
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Lobo
>Awkwardman's animal sidekick is Wow Doge
dumbun is my waifu
This is now a Vandal Savage thread. Post Savage
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I want to capture Dumb Bunny and put her through a maze full of humiliating booby traps!
Best team ever, assembled by glory that is Vandal Savage, long may be his reign.
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and it's an Arab trying to bring justice, which makes the thing even more absurd
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under rated
That is an uncomfortably specific fetish.
I'd never thought I'd be cheering for a weird space horse.
>Dumb Bunny
now what shit wouldn't fly today unfortunately.
>you will never read a dumb bunny mini where she is late for work and accidentally stumbles into an Alice In Wonderland-themed dungeon of supervillain humiliation traps
>which is all being broadcast live by the supervillain throughout
All of the Watchmen (and the minutemen) except Manhattan
Mad Hatter meets Control Freak?
Sure. At the end she just gets left in there until the Carpenter comes along to do some routine repairs, and hauls her ass out. Then helps her clean out her desk at her old job.
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Why's Captain Atom wearing pants?
I've read most of his appearances, why is he lame?
Not all blue super powerful DC beings are like Dr Manhattan.
Some of them don't like their penis flopping around in public.
One can change the wavelength of light. He could thus turn light into gamma waves, become a master energy manipulator, etc.
One understands the language of the universe. As he speaks, reality listens.
One can climb anything... ANYTHING
Who could beat them Sup Forums?
What would the Bizarro Inferior Five be like?
>Biz-Blimp: Travels along the ground without his feet moving.
>Biz-White Feather: Can hit anything he isn't aiming at.
>Biz-Awkwardman: Can perform any action perfectly after seeing it done once.
>Biz-Merryman: Depressive that you could hollow out to make a houseboat.
>Biz-Dumb Bun: Has ascended to higher plane of psychic existence.
I'm honestly supersized no one has posted this yet.
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But isn't Atom as smooth as a Ken Doll?
Nah. He plows babes left and right.
He's not
You're absolutely right cuz They already changed her name to tough bunny.
That's tough. And dumb.
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I liked how bouncing boy took the lead after shit hot the fan in the legion cartoon