Dad is drunk

>dad is drunk
>shows me guns he has hidden from anti-gun mother
>modded to fuck and back and stockpiled with ammo
>"shit's gonna hit the fan user. You'll need these soon to fight the blacks"
>Obama was raised by Islams
>dresses in islamic garb to attend brother's wedding
>garb only muslims are supposed to wear
>Obama supports BLM faggots
>doesn't want to leave office
>waits until he is about to leave office this coming election
>hires and/or waits for a bunch of white people to shoot blacks
>Obama sends in national guard to protect black people
>civil war part 2: Blackee's Attackee
>declares Marshall Law
>Obama stays in office
>while chaos ensues, mudslimes pour in and take over country
>"Obama is just waiting for the right moment user. And it's coming. soon."

Is my drunk dad's theory Sup Forums approved?

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Your dad only needs one bullet. For himself.

But then who is gonna save this country user?

>dad is drunk
>shows me guns he has hidden from anti-gun mother
>modded to fuck and back and stockpiled with ammo
>"shit's gonna hit the fan user. You'll need these soon to fight the blacks"
Ok
>Obama was raised by Islams
>dresses in islamic garb to attend brother's wedding
>garb only muslims are supposed to wear
>Obama supports BLM faggots
>doesn't want to leave office
>waits until he is about to leave office this coming election
>hires and/or waits for a bunch of white people to shoot blacks
>Obama sends in national guard to protect black people
>civil war part 2: Blackee's Attackee
>declares Marshall Law
>Obama stays in office
>while chaos ensues, mudslimes pour in and take over country
>"Obama is just waiting for the right moment user. And it's coming. soon."
God damn it dad stop going on Sup Forums

This user takes it in the ass.

I don't follow murrican politics, but I agree with your dad.
Obongo don't want to leave, this is why you have an already almost-death candidate, when Hillary die, Obongo will try to return "temporarily" in power.

Obummer will get iced by Russians before that.

A. This didn't happen.
B. If this did happen (which it didn't) then your dad needs to get his head checked out.

>

t. disarmed britbong faggot who goes to jail for 4 years of possessing a "zombie knife" and has a fucking muslim as mayor of his capital

Don't listen to what they say, sounds like a you've got a pretty based Dad OP.

Your Dad is the most based dad in Sup Forums.

>Marshall Law

yeah!

Isnt it martial law?

Why do about 50% of Americans call it "marshall law"? I dont get it.

Are they too dumb to understand the spelling or is it some Marshall Service stuff from the wild west?

>Father was a hardcore biker when he was younger
>Ride along to angels n shit
>Mother made him drop it all and raise me
>One day when I was younger my parents left me home alone
>Me being curious went into their room
>Look in my dad's jewellery box thing
>2 handguns and SS pins
>2 shotguns under the beds
>Grow up to learn my dad's a massive racists and hates gays

I love my dad, any other awesome Sup Forums related dad's out there?

About 50% of Americans are literally retard

Marshall Law reporting in. Deputy Chang is over in Chessipeakiiskatchawatah hanging some varmint cattle rustlers.

youtube.com/watch?v=TcKT0vbMhkU

Is that you Mr. Marshall Law?

>mfw my dad and I call the impending nigger uprising the "zombie apocalypse"

We can talk about it at the dinner table without getting a bad taste in our mouths from mentioning niggers.

independent.co.uk/voices/15-things-i-learned-about-islam-and-british-values-as-a-gay-boy-living-opposite-a-mosque-a6763466.html?cmpid=facebook-post
Refer to point 4.
Brexit or Bremain, you are still United Cuckdom. Go get your tea dumped in a port.

>born and raised in Manhattan and DC
>Dad was USMC Recon in Nam, then did other stuff culminating with a nice birdie pin and a position in the DIA of some sort
>taught me how to hunt, fish, scout, misc bushcraft and all manner of arms
>one day he was arguing with my mom about some lady-friend of hers
>I walk in and hear "BECAUSE THEY ARE SCHEMING KIKES AND SHE IS CONNECTED TO THE GOD-DAMNED MOSSAD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THIS!! DON'T EVER LET HER IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN!"
>later on ask dad what that was about and what the lady being a jew had to do with it.
>Dad sits me down and red-pills me in roughly an hour on AIPAC, Mossad and zionism, how they do it, why they do it and never to trust them with any details about him at all past, "he used to work for the army or something."

I miss my father. He was a real cool guy and loved his country with no reservations.

my dad was literally nigger tier.
>mom, grandma and grandpa were targeted by the communist regime
>they surrounded themselves with anti commies
>woke AF all their lives
>1989, iron courtain falls. They can see what Civilization has been up to
>its the kikes
>taught me to hate gypos
>taught me to hate roaches
>demilitarized our whole lives
>one day grandpa sits down with me over a beer
>user you gotta learn how to shoot
>user you need to resist bending over for the kikes like all young shits your age
>i try to redpill them on BLM and soviet subversion of the US
>we know already user
>my babushka gives me kompot and tells me to watch my back around the "engineers" from "syria"
>mfw they always taught me to love my shithole and try to make it better and didnt brainwash me into fleeing to the west like everybody else

Haha same here.

My Dad recently picked up saying Dindus from me. Now whenever BLM shit is on TV I hear him saying "fuckin dindus." "He dindu nuffin, wuz goin to college, turning his life around." Some hilarious shit.

>mfw they always taught me to love my shithole and try to make it better and didnt brainwash me into fleeing to the west like everybody else
that's literally how nationalism werks

>watch my back around the "engineers" from "syria"

Lol

We invented English we can spell damn well how we please, Muhammad.

>Marshall Law

>based daddies blackies attackie theory

9/10 I sniveled

Kek. Going to teach my dad that one. He'd love the term "chimpout". I openly say nigger in front of my family and they don't really care. They all have a good kek at my racist jokes. Of course I tone it down in front of my young nice and nephew because they're not old enough to understand but crazy Uncle user will redpill them someday.

Based father

he will save us all

>look in my dad's jewelry box

Lol

Tell your dad to post here, we need more posters like him.

Based, my dad just gave me a pistol for these exact reasons. Well be fighting soon brother

Nah Mayweather bopped his ass :^)

I AM your father.

Wait until you see the secret basement underneath of your basement.

first post worst post =(

what the fuck is wrong with you?

> ready to fight the blacks
> can't keep his wife in check

go and tell your dad a guy in britain says he sounds awesome

Things that never happened unlike you stealing used bras from the hamper to dribble impotently into within 15 majestic seconds.

I thought chinks were supposed to abort after the first child

I'm Marshall. When martial law comes, it's really "Marshall law"

Now you know.

>watch my back around the "engineers" from "syria"
They're brain surgeons and rocket scientists, user.

Good job, good family and good dubs. Make Bulgaria great again.

>dad wants all muslims to die
>redpilled on blacks
>hates obama
>trump supporter
he is a very based jew

Jokes on you I don't have a basement.....yet

Your dad is right.

your dad sounds like a badass

My dad shot a nigger in florida in the 80's. He's a doctor now.

Definitely did happen.
He's usually a calm and collected guy but holy shit, when he gets drunk, the conspiracies start flowing

good post, have some (You)s

Thats not a Sup Forums thing, thats a JihadWatch thing. I bet those old bastards will be fighting at least 2-3 days before the Stormfront crowd is.

Its gonna be fucking hilarious though if they are right.

I should've expected it, but I didn't see the ending coming.

faggot

>Stormfront crowd
>fighting