Be Canadian

>be Canadian

When are you going to annex us?

These feminists and liberals can't take care of themselves, we need money.

wait, she can get alimony even if they didn't have kids together?

what the fuck is the point of that?

Once Trump wins, and we get rid of the muzzies and niggers, we'll come and save you, too. I'll bring an extra AR-15 for you to use as well. Anglobros need to stick together.

Quebec still superior to the rest I see

you can literally turn into a "girl" now though
and you get ALL the benefits
hell you get MORE benefits than even a normal real girl
there is literally no reason not to become a tranny

Holy shit Cucknada. Not even once. Jesus.

Just nuke us already, senpai

our new civil code has this. It doesn't even define a minimum amount of time.

no seriously, someone pls explain this to me

in Anglo law, alimony can be awarded to the ex-spouse as well, not just the children? you can be forced to pay moneis for your ex-wife even if you didn't have kids together?

pls tell me this isn't true

it's because women are oppressed, goyim

This can not be.

alimony is rarely awarded these days now that women can work. men can also claim alimony, but for some reason don't do it. some stupid 'man code' men seem to have is to blame.

>last line

>have gf that breaks up with you and claims common law marriage and demands alimony
>claim that you now identify as transgendered dragonkin paleoamorous non cis attack helicopter woman
>your gf now has to pay you alimony

I found the loophole, boys

"or present themselves in public as a couple"

Hire an escort a few times to make your family believe you have a girl friend. Escort now entitled to half your income.

"affair"? So common-law allows polygamy even though it is completely illegal otherwise?

WTF I hate Quebec now.

Yes, even when the men get sole custody of all the children, they still have to pay the wife.

wow

i never realized that
in our law only child support exists

>be Canadian
Be a cuck

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Based Quebec again, fuck you Mono-angolids. Can't wait to fire bomb your Tim Horton's in the upcoming resource war.

None of that is actually true just so you know
>automatically make you a "married couple" by law
lolnope
You need to declare it on your taxes or insurance first
>common law couples have the same rights as married couples under federal law
lolnope
They do not split assets unless they are both tied to the asset in some legal way. In case of death any assets not legally tied to the other person goes to next of kin
>the law does not require both parties to give informed consent
lolnope
As I said, you have to declare it on your taxes, insurance, mortgage, etc. There has to be an actual paper trail to it

The 'examples' given had a lot of legal documents shared between couples which basically entwined the two of their lives. If you don't want to get in a bunch of legal troubles then don't start signing contracts together. It's that easy.

god plz invade us America the West needs some Freedom from the dumb cuck libs from the east.

Just make them pay you every month as rent.

Congrats, you're now a tenant and landlord rather than cohabiting, you'll have to pay a bit of tax on the money though, but its worth it.

how much do you pay for your vpn?

because if you truly lived in alberta you would know they elected a far-left commie government last year. fuck man so many americans pretending to be canadians on this website it's getting ridiculous.

>what the fuck is the point of that?
Destruction of male/female relations.

>wait, she can get alimony even if they didn't have kids together?
Yep, alimony and child support are two entirely different things.
>what the fuck is the point of that?
Some bullshit about "maintaining the spouse's standard of living," as if the bitch is somehow entitled to it just because she used to spread her knees for you.

I hope those tranny rights get abused to hell and back with loopholes like this

How is this allowed to happen?

Another of Trudeau´s brilliant ideas

Fuck off you sweaty pig

I'm not getting anywhere near you mouthbreathers

alimony isn't child support. it's basically "help me pay for my expensive shoes silly man!" payment.

legalized cannabis degeneracy

Feminism.

Isnt it the same way in the states

>common law
>7 years of living together=married

Depends on the state. Some have it, some don't.

Checkd

No, it's been this way for years.

Canada's cuckoldry created Trudeau, not the other way around.

>The Civil Code of Quebec has never recognized a common law partnership as a form of marriage.

>Common law partners do not have any legal rights between them, such as alimony, family patrimony, compensatory allowance and matrimonial regime.

>The Quebec Court of Appeal ruled this restriction to be unconstitutional in 2010

yet somehow it was inevitable for an albertan to beat that dead horse.

But trump can't win

all of your women vote hillary
They are super SJW and Love BBC

also you have too many Nu-male Faggot who vote hillary

Surprised this is news to people. Being a single guy in canada is fucking spooky, dudes. At least it is here. Had a one night stand a couple months back and I was legitimately worried she might pull a "he raped me" card cause she took off and left her friend on my couch. :/

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>Be chinese
>Get eaten by hungry escalator

>isn't seven years the same as one year?

no paco, it isn't

Then enjoy taking shawermas up the shitter. Not like we give a fuck about the crown anyway

meh it's women that want all these muslims to come in anyway who cares if they get raped by them. Muslims generally fight to ensure men have more dominance in society as well.

We don't want you inpoverished liberated faggots. We'll take Quebec and leave the rest of you to die from marxism overdose

I've grown accustomed to using 4200 rounds of 30mm every minute. You need to support my lifestyle

SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGEL GO EAT A CRUMPET

Canada is an ultra-PC country on the verge of destruction. When is our Trump going to come?

>be british

Johnny Depp paid 7 Million dollars to tell his wife of 1.5 years to fuck off (Amber Heard)

I would just bury my bitch.

I can appreciate your response since the Canadian Government essentially gives people an incentive.

I think Canada is going to have problems in the future.

>In order for a couple to have common-law standing in Ontario and Manitoba, they must be living together in a conjugal relationship for three years or more, or one year with a child.

> one year with a child.

>a child.

And that's why you don't date single moms in Canada...But you do end up paying for them anyways through bullshit taxes.

>Hire an escort a few times to make your family believe you have a girl friend. Escort now entitled to half your income.

Only if you live together AND present themselves in public as a couple.

Takes you to court, provides evidence of relationship. Big chance you get fucked.

>when you take memes too far and you can't tell if sarcasm or not.

I never heard of this law. It probably only happens if they gf was a homemaker for a long period of time.

it's so 'she gets her fair shair'

Literally the worst of Canada.

You should go there Frenchie

Talk to your boy

>tfw you will never experience any of this because you're too autistic for a relationship

Yes. Isn't it like that everywhere? Alimony is meant for the wife, and child support is meant for the kids. They're two separate payments.

Do you mean to tell me other countries don't force you to financially support your ex wife?

Oh shit leafs this is the perfect pitch to keep hookerfaces from moving in with you

>making a halal woman

lolol

>be chinese
>move to canada
>your canadian roomate takes your money

this image has been circulating for years and has 0 sources

why is Sup Forums full of so many reactionary numale cuckolds?

alimony is an outdated practice from back when women couldn't work and you only really got married once. back then a divorce meant the woman's financial future was completely FUBAR, so alimony kept her from living in a garage.

nowadays it's nothing more than government overreach.

>in Yukon it's "relationship of some permanence"
I feel the need to go liberate those guys

Buying a house and living together on weeknights is not "dating/affair"

America has places just as cucked. It varies by state. Georgia requires a DNA testing before child support is coerced out of a father, whereas in Pennsylvania if your wife cucks you, divorces you, and moves in with her lover, if the child from the other man was born during your marriage to the hotwife, then you're legally the father regardless of genetics and all three of them get to live together off your money.

I've never heard of a country besides the US (and now Canada) that does this. My mother mentioned it for sometime, she's a bit susceptible to gender propaganda, but dismissed even the notion of this as outright ridiculous.

Just leaf.

"If you kill your enemies, it entitles them to alimony."

claim you're transgendered, say you have a relationship with weedman

half of his pay is yours, win