This man runs up to you and screams "MY LIFE MATTERS!!!"

This man runs up to you and screams "MY LIFE MATTERS!!!"
How do you react?

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no it doesnt

Shoot him

give him my wallet

Double tap .45 to the chest

neat. so does mine

fpbp

breddy racist m8

In my dying words say, "Earn this".

"No it doesn't, stop being so self entitled you prick."

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !

To who?

Not to me.

Prove it.

>my life matters.

To whom?

Hey buddy say it don't spray it

"Your life only had worth when white men were able to put a price on it. Your life has been valueless for the past century and a half, and you're still struggling to find self worth despite that."

STOP RESISTING

POLICE!

spit in his mouth

"okay?"

Be a good goy and let him check my white privilege

Fpbp

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

yes it does now stop acting like an animal

No lives matter

youtube.com/watch?v=4sJY7BTIuPY

same saying applies to various other asserted claims

His neck just screams for a nice necklace.

Oh really? What's the square root of 144?

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"whatever the correct response to this is, that's my response now go away i'm busy"

So do i

I shoot him.

Let him fuck my wife desu fampaichi

Wanna drink?

*unsheathes katana*
*teleport behind him*
*cut him in half*
psh, nothing personnel, harambe

Support your claim, sir.

"Prove it. Get a job and be productive member of society"

blam his whole senpai jam

Snigger. Laugh loudly. Keel over from laughter. Continue laughing on the floor.
Then sue him for the pain I've suffered due to not being able to breathe.

twisted humour. I like

Take him home and have him breed my wife

Empty the clip and go looking for more of them because of how good it feels just to have an excuse to kill again.

classic

Something like this happened to me at work. I was walking towards my department's office when a black customer walked up to me. I thought he was going to ask for directions, but instead he went:

"Did you know that niggas are killing cops now because cops have been killing niggas all along? White people don't get it. WHITE PEOPLE DON'T GET IT!"

After that I started walking away, and about three minutes later security threw him out of the store. This was the day after the cop killings in Baton Rouge.

Go back to where your tribe came from and see how much it matters there.

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ask him how he got into my basement

sorry my bike has been already stolen

Say "Of course."

Then do my normal business like usual.

Blow my rape whistle and start screaming rape from the top of my lungs.

Only to the Republicans who prevented your mother from getting a free abortion...

"Do something with it."

Pull out my phone and then call 911 saying there is an armed black man being disorderly

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"Good for you". And keep walking

Can I get a lube, oil change and filter WITHOUT the socio-political banter, Lamont?

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No words, just bullets.

Grab my Ruger MK3 and remind him of how much his life matters.

First post is always best post.

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*teleport behind him*
*unsheathe katana*
*whisper slowly, "no"*
*do a full backflip rotating spin and stab him in the heart*
*yell out NO LIVES MATTER as the blade plunges deep and he realizes the futility of life and instantly abandons any ideologies he held before to become a nihilist*
*cut off his ear and offer it to the shrine of lord nietzsche as I masquerade the feeling of joy because as a nihilist i only feel nothing and have to fake my emotions as I save other souls from the empty existence they live in*

You know whats up.

I like you.

0/10 fuck off