He eats with a fork or a spoon

>he eats with a fork or a spoon

Why do people do this?

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What utensil should I use when I eat ur mum's fanny?

some people got silver ,some people got bamboo

>not using a spoon

>he eats with a fork or a spoon
I swear by sporks

>Why do people do this?
To get their food in their mouth.

>be Californian
>go to a Japanese restaurant with some midwestern friends who are here for college
>they struggle to eat with chopsticks and have to ask for forks
>they awkwardly use their silverware for food made to be eating with chopsticks

Because I'm not a chinee savage

米粉不好吃

I eat with my hands :)

sticks are not evolved

man has found more advanced implements for eating during the many millennia

have fun finding a fork when you are out in the woods

I'll make a chopstick in a matter of seconds, you can use your hands like a savage.

>implying a hong konger like yourself would ever survive in the real forest
baby plz

>i make eating a task
Why do coin slotters do this?

I eat asian food using chopsticks and european food using fork, spoon and knife. It's only natural.

Chopsticks are retarded

You live in a megacity...

>Why do coin slotters do this?
Never understood that either.

They use knifes while cooking but refuse to use them while eating. Probably most of them they are too clumsy to use a fork and a knife.

Is this even edible?

I eat with my feet :)

>when you are out in the woods
This is very unlikely. China Will soon have no woods left.
Also chopsticks are the second most retarded Chinese thing after its alphabet.

>Why do people do this?
Why no spoon?

Why are you so obsessed with the sticks? you are not a monkey to keep using sticks and stones as main tools, EVOLVE!

>Why are you so obsessed with the sticks

because it's the only way to eat your food like a non savage human being

Wrong. Silverware is high class, chopsticks are yellow nog or EL ABOMINACION DE PALLILOS

wrong

>cutting the meat yourself instead of letting the chef do it
>high class

LMAO

chopsticks symbolise greediness and impatient
silverware symbolise smugness and dandiness
bare hand symbolise humility and natural

>why yes let me get sauce and oil all over my hand
>can't touch anything else while eating or you will smear shit all over

most retarded argument ever made

>have no counter arguments
>ur argument is stubid

lol what would you eat in the woods with chopsticks brainlet

>I'll make a chopstick in a matter of seconds
To eat what?

a fish soup is one example

unless you are a retarded vegan, or a retard in general (I know Hungary has plenty of them)

you should focus on eating. respect the food god has given to you.

>moving own feet when there is special "transport"

Guy on the left isn't even fat.

Ever thought about, maybe if you're taking fish soup with you then you should, you know, take the utensils too?

Nice roast in the brackets there by the way, absolutely btfo me

>lets fish out all the tasty solid bits with sticks
>then slurp the water from the bowl like a dog
Slant eye ingenuity ladies and gentlemen

He saves his energy on moving and cutting meat to be able to press buttons on the TV remote control.

>I'll make a chopstick in a matter of seconds, you can use your hands like a savage.

And what are you gonna eat with those sticks, city boi? Maybe you'll catch something if it sees you playing with twigs like a mongoloid and kills itself laughing.

>spot the retard who has never spent a single minute in their lives in the woods
>thinking he needs a pot to make a soup

you'll be needing a dildo with your tiny penis

That's my dog's philosophy too.

literally kys

Chopsticks have their place especially considering disposable cutlery is dire
I'll use chopsticks for preference if I'm eating katsu on rice for instance
But you wouldn't exactly use chopsticks for anything non-asian and not cut up for chopsticks

>not eating potato-chips with chopsticks
fucking greasy barbarians

It's hilarious watching Asians try to use a for if they haven't before. There are plenty of pictures and videos of it, it's hilarious.
youtube.com/watch?v=dMUTtpaE_Z8

that's why there's meal time. you should do nothing else except eating.

Why are you still using cars then?

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
If you're trekking then the last thing that comes to mind is to cook some fucked up fish soup in a forest. Most people take sandwiches with them
If it's because you're lost and trying to survive in a forest then I don't think anyone would prioritize using twigs to shove the food they find into their mouth.

Again, your whole argument is "x is better because it works better than y in this absolutely unrealistic scenario that's never going to happen to 99.99% of the people on earth" and this is why it's the most retarded argument ever made.

I only use cars when I have to.

I eat pasta and pizza with chopsticks if I am at home

>Yamato Damashii

>pizza with chopsticks
How?

Real gangsta niggas eat wit dey hands

I do that too when I don't want my hands get dirty.
You just pinch a slice of Pizza.

Eating fries in chopsticks is the only non savage way to eat it

Just like normal people do normally? i don't know. A bit more force on my hand?

i eat it with my mouth,what is wrong with you people

>eating with tools
what a gay

>be lost in the forest
>autistically try to make chopsticks
what the fuck do you eat in the forest with chopsticks? the fucking grass?

>Just like normal people do normally?
You mean taking a slice of pizza with your hand and eating it?

>he eats using utensils
Use your hand boy.

No I meant what this guy said

Pizza sashimi.
He doesn't even bake it too.

Despite islam's emphasis on "cleanliness" Muslims still manage to eat in the messiest possible way.

Absolutely barbaric.

It's not messy. People who think eating with your hands is messy just don't know how to eat properly. Are you westerners savages or something?

t.greasy hands

Oh, shut the fuck up, you weeb.

user. Do you not wash your hands or something?

Do you not wash your hands after various sauces and vegetables have stained them?

If eating didn't cause any mess then nobody would have bothered inventing utensils. There's a reason why "Finger Food" is it's own category - the majority of meals will dirty your hands.

I do. But I'm also don't get them dirty in the first place.

>not having enough metal to produce cutlery

>LMAO
If you ever ordered a steak you'd be given a knife and you'd have to cut it in small pieces to eat it.

I do eat steaks frequently and I see absolutely no """high class""" involved spending the majority of the meal time hacking at a piece of meat

>the majority of the meal time
I see, that explains it, you haven't mastered a knife if it takes you that much time to cut a fucking steak. For me it's chewing the food that takes most of the meal time.

fucking kek

There is literally no advantage to using two sticks.

you have to eat slowly, munch 40 times before gulping it. Wash hand before and after each meal, is that so hard to take in? You're careful not to make a mess and gobbling food. before the 4th intake, you'll feel full. are you disgusted enough about your hand that you won't even lick it yourself?

>lick it
Fucking animal.

What the fuck is wrong with you.

I am a cat

Don't degrade yourself man. You are better than them. We know how to properly clean ourselves but to them it's hard. You need to understand that those animals can't even clean their own bottom if they need to.

>not putting your food on a tray and it eat it directly while your mistress binds your limbs, putting her feet on your head and humiliate you.

The only really useful silverware in that scenario would be a knife.

Kek.

>clean their own bottom
Let me guess, you lick it as well?

Hot

kek

let me guess, you've done it yourself, don't you? licking your own bottom?

Eating with chopsticks is easy. If you can’t learn it you’re retarded.

>eat noodles and meat with chopsticks
>drink the rest of the soup
Wa la

It's not that people couldn't learn it.

It's why would they?

>Cutting a steak before serving it
that's how you ruin the flavour and let all the juices out you fool.

It's not messy at all. You don't use your hand alone, you use bread. At least arabs do. Use flatbread to grab the food and eat it. It's a nice way to eat actually

chopsticks are fun but they are completely impractical for most western food. Also even with asian food you need one of those gay little clay spoons for the broth.
The patrician uses knife and fork for Western food, chopstick for Asian food and bread for Arab food

I eat with my dick :)

But you are the one who licks bodyparts, not me.

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Everyone should eat snacks with chopsticks.

I eat snacks with my mouth.

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History of cucksticks.

>China had knives and forks
>cost too much to produce for population
>people start using sticks since it's cheap and primatvist (easy)
>this spreads to Asia
>cooking adapts to chopsticks
>now Asians have a shit diet since their food has to be baby size to pick up

You "people" turned yourself into manlets.