DUDE GLOBAL WARMING IS A PSEUDOSCIENCE LMAO

DUDE GLOBAL WARMING IS A PSEUDOSCIENCE LMAO
>“July 2016 was absolutely the hottest month since the instrumental records began,” tweeted Gavin Schmidt, who directs NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies, which is responsible for temperature measurements.

AUGUST IS COLD SO THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GETTING HOTTER LMAO
>“July 2016 was the 379th consecutive month with temperatures at least nominally above the 20th century average,” NOAA said.

Most of the planet’s land and ocean areas were warmer than normal in July. Parts of the Arctic were more than 7 degrees (4 Celsius) above average.

“Warmer- to much-warmer-than-average temperatures were observed across much of all land masses, with record warmth observed mainly across parts of Indonesia, southern Asia, and New Zealand,” NOAA said.

IT'S JUST EL NINO LMAO
>The El Niño event ended this spring, and the planet’s temperature difference from normal is no longer as remarkably high as it was earlier in the year. But it still remains at record highs.

“There’s been so much talk about El Niño this year, but this [warming] is not just El Niño,” said Donner. “The records set in 2016 have crushed the records set in previous El Niños.”

THOSE FREAK WEATHER EVENTS ARE JUST RANDOM LMAO
>Furtado said the record global warmth was connected to extreme weather events happening around the world, such as the urban flooding in Ellicott City, Maryland, and record flooding in China. “The two are going hand-in-hand, and they’re giving us a picture of what a future world might look like,” he said.

AVERGAES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING/THE AVERAGES ARE WRONG LMAO
>The Earth’s average temperature year-to-date ranks as the warmest on record by a hefty margin of 0.34 degrees (above 2015, the next warmest year), NOAA said.

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Natural climate change is real. Bullshit man made (((gloal warming))) is a lie to manopolize the oil markets. This shit is easy, stop making this thread.

How do you know the climate isn't naturally rising, do you Have a control group to compare it to?

I think you posted the wrong image

I agree!!

let's tax the absolute fuck out of petroleum while also excluding the only viable option in nuclear!

we'll fix the planet!!

Climate Change - Natural cycle of Earth's climate with intervals lasting from hundreds of years, to larger climate evets of 10,000+ years per cycle. Rotation and axis, as well as sysmic activity and position of Earth relative to the siun are the biggest factors.

Global warming - Claims the current phase of global tempretures rising is almost entirley due to human actions, mainly through the usage of fossil fuels and release of greenhouse gases. Realistically the effect Humans have on the greenhouse effect is extremely minor. Jews use this carefully crafted lie to manopolize oil markets and get government funding for green programs or construction contratcs for (((green energy))) government subsidized bullshit.

There is no doubt the Earth is increasing average tempretures. But the causation is incorrectly branded to fit whoevers agenda has the biggest payouts.

>>“July 2016 was absolutely the hottest month since the instrumental records began,”

Didn't standardized instrument recordings begin in like the 1930's or something?

How do we know it wasn't this hot 500 years ago? How can they prove this isn't just cyclical?

This is now a infograph thread

Haha Shillary is right there man.

There's literally nothing we or anybody can do about it.
Might as well bring on survival of the fittest and watch millions die in the next century.

We have seen the maps of 20meter sea rise.
Nothing of value will be lost.
It will go down again next ice age.

Also this heat is from haarp
We will not be fooled globalist sum

>brings the tundra into agricultural use
>slavs fuck it up

At least the Canadians will be found further than 20 feet from the US border

>pass common sense global warming laws
>bully domestic coal and oil companies with climate change legislation until their stocks are worthless
>be george soros
>buy these bankrupted oil and coal companies for pennies on the dollar
>sell the mining rights to foreign investors for a fat profit

Isn't the current year just the best?

Wasn't too warm here in Minnesota. Nothing like the Dust Bowl years.

Also I don't even trust NOAA with the temperature records anymore. I only trust satellites.

NOAA used to say the US hasn't warmed from the late 1800s till the late 1900s, but they quickly changed their tune.


I don't even really care anymore though, because every ultra liberal government around the world had time and the power to do all these magical things to fix the weather, but they basically did nothing. You will never get your carbon tax pussy. Get over it.

The solution is iron fertilization.

IRON FERTILIZATION.

Dumb iron in the ocean to cause an increase in the algae biomass. The algae then absorb more CO2 from the atmosphere.

Look it up.

The answer is pretty fucking straightforward.

This is actually scary. What if it increase exponentially?

>I only trust satellites.
Satellites can't measure land temperature for shit, only air temps that break through the straosphere

That and they can't tell crap about heat absorption in the oceans

Don't worry. The heat trapping abilities of CO2 work logarithmically, not exponentially. So the majority of the temperature increase comes from the increase from say 0 to 100 ppm. An increase from 300 to 400 ppm wont cause nearly as much warming.

What about methane be released from frozen tundra?

Global warming being a political issue shows just how retarded most people are

It's like Pluto being defined as a planet or not being a political issue (oh wait that was to because everyone is retarded)

The earth is cooling btw

>that graph

DUDE PANIC IT'S LESS THAN 0.5 DEGREES ON AVERAGE HOTTER SINCE WE BARELY STARTED RECORDING TEMPS 150 YEARS AGO

...

And land based reading are heavily affected by urbanization. Just look at your local weather map at the temperature differences between the inner city and outer metro rural areas. There is no perfect reading. Also I never got why they combine ocean and land readings. They are two totally different things. Obviously the ocean holds more heat and what not, but I don't get why they get combined sometimes

I live in the hottest region of Texas. Global warming for us is an everyday thing since the beginnings of time.

>How do we know it wasn't this hot 500 years ago? How can they prove this isn't just cyclical?
Why are you posting in a thread about global warming if you havent done the smallest of research? Nigger

There are microbes that soak up methane in the frozen tundra that increase in numbers as it warms. I'm not worried one bit

>However, new research led by Princeton University researchers and published in The ISME Journal in August suggests that, thanks to methane-hungry bacteria, the majority of Arctic soil might actually be able to absorb methane from the atmosphere rather than release it. Furthermore, that ability seems to become greater as temperatures rise.

>The researchers found that Arctic soils containing low carbon content — which make up 87 percent of the soil in permafrost regions globally — not only remove methane from the atmosphere, but also become more efficient as temperatures increase. During a three-year period, a carbon-poor site on Axel Heiberg Island in Canada’s Arctic region consistently took up more methane as the ground temperature rose from 0 to 18 degrees Celsius (32 to 64.4 degrees Fahrenheit). The researchers project that should Arctic temperatures rise by 5 to 15 degrees Celsius over the next 100 years, the methane-absorbing capacity of “carbon-poor” soil could increase by five to 30 times.

>Artic ice melts as air/water temp inexorably rises
>Indicates there is an unsustainable level of carbon dioxide based gases in the genral atmosphere
>But artic soil can absorb methane

It's nice, but if it gets to that point, I think it'll be too late

>burning the hydrocarbon jew

Enjoy funding the spread of islam.

>global warming
>global cooling
>climate change
>back to global warming again
dude I agree man made climate change is real and all but don't bullshit me and pretend to even have the faintest idea as to what the final outcome will be.

im betting the worst we get is some flooding in costal cities which are shit holes anyways.

Who will pay for that, the lazy faggots who drive everywhere and fart up the air?

Oh is it back to global warming now?

What happened to your climate change meme title?

Fine, I'll buy that its the hottest month ever and whatever, but I just want to know how what we do really compares to the terrawatts the sun puts out on our planet and the fluctuations of that, the fluctuations in the ionosphere and magnetic field of the earth, and the fact that we know beyond a doubt that the earths temperature fluctuates on its own and we have seen it go up and down pretty dramatically within the range of human existence.

If you honestly care so much about it why dont the ultra lib yuros do something about it? Go 100% green. Oh that's right it's completely uneconomical and retarded. Never mind the fact that no developing country will agree to do the same.

A remark from Maurice Strong, who organized the first U.N. Earth Climate Summit (1992) in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil revealed the real goal: “We may get to the point where the only way of saving the world will be for industrialized civilization to collapse.”

Former U.S. Senator Timothy Wirth (D-CO), addressing the same Rio Climate Summit audience, agreed: “We have got to ride the global warming issue. Even if the theory of global warming is wrong, we will be doing the right thing in terms of economic policy and environmental policy.” (Wirth now heads the U.N. Foundation which lobbies for hundreds of billions of U.S. taxpayer dollars to help underdeveloped countries fight climate change.)

Also speaking at the Rio conference, Deputy Assistant of State Richard Benedick said: “A global warming treaty [Kyoto] must be implemented even if there is no scientific evidence to back the [enhanced] greenhouse effect.”

In 1988, a former Canadian Minister of the Environment told editors and reporters of the Calgary Herald: “No matter if the science of global warming is all phony…climate change [provides] the greatest opportunity to bring about justice and equality in the world.”

In 1996, former Soviet Union President Mikhail Gorbachev emphasized the importance of using climate alarmism to advance socialist Marxist objectives: “The threat of environmental crisis will be the international disaster key to unlock the New World Order.”

Speaking at the 2000 U.N. Conference on Climate Change in the Hague, former President Jacques Chirac of France said: “For the first time, humanity is instituting a genuine instrument of global governance, one that should find a place within the World Environmental Organization which France and the European Union would like to see established.”

forbes.com/sites/larrybell/2013/02/05/in-their-own-words-climate-alarmists-debunk-their-science/#1a566c5076fb

You'll find that many countries are very green, but amerilards and chinks more than make up for it.

b-b-but muh reef bleaching
why is muh reef bleaching if not for global warming Sup Forums?

>australia talking about being green

top kek.

Isn't it funny how all those coral reef bleachings libs were talking about a decade ago have recovered and are already back to their natural productive selves?

What sort of cunt shills for the fossil jew for free? A stupid cunt. :^)

what sort of retard shills for more expensive energy? oh that's right. a green weenie.

also funny enough if there is one successful industry that doesn't have an infestation of jews it's the energy industry

>climate is getting hotter
oh no, ice sheets will melt, water levels will rise, deserts will expand, wildlife will die!!!

>climate is getting cooler
oh no! ice sheets will expend, tundras will increase, wildlife will die!!!

do you understand that ANY change in the climate of the earth can be FRAMED as a bad thing?

the Earth is not so delicate that the world can only work if the average temperature stays EXACTLY as it is

so what about the positive effects of """global warming"""

how about: INCREASE in biological diversity, increase in arable land, higher farming output, decreases in tundras, less winter deaths (winter deaths actually exceed summer deaths)

as with everything else, this is a matter of framing

i don't even care if """global warming""" is real (it's not). the results will either be neutral or even positive.

fuck off with your fatalistic bullshit.

Whatever poorfag, enjoy not paying for farting up the air we all breathe and when it all goes to shit demanding that socialism fix the problem.

It was hotter in Indiana back in 2013. We had a record of 100 degree day.

Fuck off.

>we need to fuck the economy and the quality of life of 90% of the people so u special few can pay a small "penalty" to use such luxuries because it's our burden to do so

>if there is one successful industry that doesn't have an infestation of jews it's the energy industry
fuck. i never thought of that.

GBR isn't
Denialfags BTFO!!!

It's been the mildest summer in recent memory.
There's an upward trend in the past years but trying to claim this year has been worse than the previous ten is an obvious falsehood that convinces me you're trying to feed the public a line of bullshit.

The lack of Sun Spot activity is about to trigger another solar ice age. So, really, we should start pumping CO2 into the atmosphere as quickly and volumously as we can.

It's odd isn't it? I don't have an explanation for it, but it is absolutely true

Give glaciers back please, our cows are thirsty during the summer.

The 2nd biggest trick the Jews made is making the world believe CO2 is a pollutant, the 1st is the holocaust.

really makes you think

if that became necessary you know as well as we all do that mankind can achieve that very quickly

Behind every green fiend is a fucking commie faggot.

>Let's save the planet by reducing our energy by government force
Old people die of heat stroke in mass - freeze to death
>Let's save the planet by making gas expensive and force everyone to you public transportation
Normal people are forbidden from owning cars but government official have their own because well, they need it you can just take the bus and get robbed by niggers
>Let's save the planet by making it fucking expensive to make/produce anything
Large companies can exploit environmental regulations creating further hinderances into th market further reducing consumer choice and in certain economic sectors encouraging monopolistic practices

Do you actually believe that, or were you paid to spread that lie?

and how much of GBRs energy comes from fossil fuels?


Again, its literally just talking for the sake of talking. It means nothing. the UK has done nothing to fight the imaginary enemy that is global warming.

That sounds like a terrible idea.

The only thing worse that climate change being real is trying to "fix" it or "fix" whether.

If it gets fucking cold we just have to deal with it. God knows the real harm of attempting to "fix"

If CO2 isn't poison, why don't you try breathing some? Put it in a bag and breathe it. :^)

incorrect.

1 biggest trick is earth is flat
2nd is that interest is good
3rd is the holocaust
4th is CO2 is a pollutant/carbon taxing

>how much of the Great Barrier Reef's energy comes from fossil fuels
Typical denialfag
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself

Another lie.

Diss.
Climate change happens all the fucking time. You think the earth was consistently the same temperature for forever?

If you breath pure oxygen you'll die too, doesn't mean it's a pollutant.

You can breathe pure oxygen without harm. The early US space program pressurised their craft with pure oxygen until Apollo8 caught fire and killed the crew. Whereas breathing CO2 will cause an excruciatingly painful death.

Isn't it funny how you mountain folk were complaining about receding glaciers over 100 years ago before increase CO2 even became a thing?

Most climate scientists agree that it was really only after 1950 that the increased CO2 levels started to have a major impact. And yet here we have all your shit melting 50 years before that.

Too bad CO2 lags temperature, it doesn't lead it.

The earth goes through cycles, get over it

You can breathe pure oxygen for limited periods, not indefinitely

>hahaha it was warmer than normal this summer so now we can go back to calling it global warming instead of climate change!
Kek.

For some reason I thought that was shorthand for Great Britain..

>The early US space program pressurized their craft with pure oxygen

no just no... pure oxygen will kill you.

sciencefocus.com/qa/why-does-breathing-pure-oxygen-kill-you

>Apollo8 caught fire and killed the crew

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_8

It does.

Go home straya, you're drunk again.

Yeah? There aren't anyone who doubt that our climate is dynamic. It has happened time and time again. What we do doubt is that our waste emissions are the cause as a volcanic eruption spews out what we pollute in a year.

The climate change carbon meme was cooked by worldwide govts as a way to gather money. You tax waste emissions. You tax carbon. This does nothing to solve the problem!

The problem is that we fucked our oceans and forests up badly. These systems would normally respond to these greenhouse gas concentrations by growing, and consuming, this "evil carbon".

Instead of taxing the world for breathing, we should work towards replanting our forests and cleaning our oceans up. This would solve this "problem" in less than a generation.

>Isn't it funny how you mountain folk were complaining about receding glaciers over 100 years ago before increase CO2 even became a thing?
What is coal?

Go to Aletsch and see for yourself.

We've only recorded temp for a couple of hundred years (if that, can't remember the exact number)
I was once a blue pilled idiot on this subject to OP
Your personal bias leads you to only look at the information that solidifies what you already believe
Have we affected the environment
Yeah probably
Has it caused global warming on the level you claim
No I doubt it, looking at how bad pollution was during the industrial revolution and how much we've cut down we live in the least polluted environment since the industrial revolution.
A look at my home city of Pittsburgh 70 years ago and ask yourself
Is the environment more polluted now or then?
And if it isn't, why have our actions of cutting pollutions down seem to only exasperated the speed of global warming
India and China are not the reason, as bad but the level of pollutants they put out now has only risen slightly.

Nevertheless, this strawman argument doesn't disprove the fact that CO2 is a deadly toxin.

like I said. Most climatologists think that the large affect CO2 had on temperature happened after 1950. When CO2 emissions started to rise incredibly.

There are drawings of Alaskan Glaciers receding greatly even during the 1800s.

My memory lapse, but nevertheless:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_1

>the fire spread rapidly due to combustible nylon material, and the high pressure, pure oxygen cabin atmosphere.

Enjoy learning something, you stupid cuckist.

It's a rhetorical question, dumbass. It's educated guesswork at best.

Wonder how many "environmentalists" when shown this picture don't understand it.

What kind of function is that? I think it's sinusoidal.

What do you think Sup Forums ?

can someone explain why (((they))) invented global warning? the only one affected by this is the (((large corporations)))

The democrats invented an imaginary problem that only they can solve. So it's both a fear mongering tactic to gain votes and a scapegoat to tax more and seize property. The ones who control you love tricking you into thinking the world is going to end.

>Actually believing the excrement they are typing.


Real environmentalists support Nuclear. Stein is a retard Anti-Vaxer, which is why she is barely breaking 2%.

American's really are this dumb?

suk my but wyt boi

>Apollo 8
Do you mean Apollo 1? Apollo 8 went around the moon (never touched down though).

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>can someone explain why (((they))) invented global warning? the only one affected by this is the (((large corporations)))
Even more confusingly is that there's no profit in Green energy. All the parties involved LOSE money.