>implying this doesn't make the most sense
/trek/ general picard maneuver edition
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Are you the originator of this image? I've only seen it once before. In any case, this is a great image
I am, but it's /trek/'s now in any case. Not like I have a copyright on it.
Sup Forums hates star trek right?
so that means we have to hate it too right?
>OH FUGGG My virtual family on Kataan is dead. At least my real family is alive and I'll never have to endure their deaths too. :DDD
Kudos for making terrific OC, then. Not much of that lately in trekthreads. Lots of Sup Forums and /lgbt/ but not much genuinely awesome OC.
what the fuck am i even looking at?
looks like one dude stting on another dudes face eating his ass while the guy on top plays with the other guys nipple
...
why do you think half the threads spam the war hero dukat?
Look at the picture on the left. Those are not Patrick Stewart's hands.
Reminder that Bashirfaggot paid $800 to go to Vegas and meet Alexander Siddig and he CANCELLED the day before the con
I wish Nechayev would sit on my face.
who?
Twee garbageposter trying hard to take over trek threads
how to escape an alien planet you were suppose to make first contact with?
you fulfill the dream of a nurse to have sex with an alien.
The Riker maneuver.
Our resident tripfag who has been hyped about meeting him at this con for weeks
Her pain causes me pleasure
Childhood is wondering why Dukat doesn't have any statues on Bajor.
Adulthood is realizing that Dukat was a traitor, and that Damar, Garak and Kira were the true heroes of Cardassia.
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Just wanted to say again before I leave this thread due to the guy who won't stop ruining trek threads camping here that this is really nice OC, OP. Nice image.
Those PJs everyone's wearing look totally gay.
showing her the riker maneuver
They show off the random ensign's tits a lot better than the later versions though
>tits
What are you, 12?
When TNG was airing I was
>this is a great image
It really does capture the gayness of Picard.
Picard was effeminate, not gay
Being gay doesn't mean you're necessarily a sissy
Get out of town. He blows that flute as if it were a penis.
>Gul Dukat fucked you're mom
you sure it happened that way?
Dude, sometimes a flute is just a peni... I mean flute.
He played his flute lie a girl, but he fucked Vash like a MAN
Effeminate, not gay
I know you meant to say she pegged him with her strapon.
he made first 'contact' with an alien race the only way he knows how.
Vash wasn't a deviant like that. She liked straight penetration in the missionary position.
Then you're mitaken, an it wasn't that faggot Picard who fucked her, that is, if anyone dared o fuck that nasty skank in the first place.
Vash left Picard for Q.
>go vacationing with vash.
>mankind gets wiped out in all good things.
>vash is gone
>it was the female changeling all along
Oh snap, good twist
>there's coffee in that nebula
What the actual fuck is this?
He's supppsed to be Kes' "grandson" (S3E21 'Before and After'). Kim is the father and Kes' daughter is the mom. This boy doesn't look Korean, he looks like a fucking Filipino or something. How come his skin is darker than his daddy's skin? And his mom's a white Okampa.
They didn't really give a fuck did they, fucking Berman and Braga?
We need an asian kid
>which nation or race sir?
I said asian,didn't I?
And I forgot to mention - why the fuck did they use a female voiceover?
>They didn't really give a fuck did they, fucking Berman and Braga?
Given the average stupidity of Voyager fans, why the fuck should they?
>Miles turns down his loli wife
>Miles turns down Kira
>Miles turns down the sexy Cardassian scientist
Was he just gay?
They should've used the best asian kid in cinema history.
He was an engineer.
And?
Scotty and Torres were engineers and they got laid all the time. Scotty even murdered a hooker to get out of paying her
The writers decided that he loved Keiko, truly and passionately. Also they had two little kids.
I like how you forgot to mention Geordi's rape escapades on holodeck with Dr. Brahms.
>Geordi's rape escapades
thats not rape
I'd like to point out that in the future sections of All Good Things, Geordi was married to Leah Brahms
Also, you can't rape a hologram
The Doctor would disagree.
I've tried watching Next Generation before but chickened out due to cringe and boredom.
What's a good part of which season should I watch that will get me into it?
I might go back and watch earlier eps.
The doctor can be reprogrammed to think whatever I want him to
try Sub Rosa, awesome standalone ep from the last season.
>Computer, generate six metric tons of butter.
>Disengage safety protocols.
come on user, don't be a dick
See? That's pretty much what a rape is.
>It's not rape if I drug them first
The hologram wasn't self aware so it can't give consent. It was rape.
>in the future sections of All Good Things, Geordi was married to Leah Brahms
And this was fucking fan service bullshit from the timeline that never happened.
took me a second to realize what i was looking at but i am still cracking up right now as i type this
very nice very nice
So ifyou use a dildo it's rape because it can't give consent either?
No, but that's gay, which is even worse
there is no difference between flesh and blood and photons and forcefields you racist fuck.
I'd let her read my mind.
Also
>Watch some TrekCon video with VOY crew
>Icheb actor tells the story of how he would get constant boners in the presence of Seven and he had to run off to the toilet to jerk off to get rid of the erection
There is a world of difference. Holograms are neither alive nor sapient
mother please give me the milks
Lol nice quints on milkies post
ha ha ve he fuh nee dac ta jone
>picard, guinan, keiko and ro turn into kids in transporter accident
>their clothes change in size too
Young Guinan's voice was too different to Whoopi's, so they had her do a voiceover and then altered the pitch
I remember that the young Guinan sounded like a nig nog, while Whoopi sounded normal.
The Grand Negus is like the Ferengi president right?
Why is he constantly hanging out with quark?
They are extremely racist and quarks the highest ranking ferengi on board.
But why is he going there at all?
Gamma quadrant profits also its apparently on the way to risa
Let's say you're a crewman, if you had to choose where to work - what would you choose?
>Enterprise D
>DS9
>Voyager
Voyager. I would ASSimilate 7/11
Enterprise, no question
I chose a better universe.
DS9 for sure. then i could go to Quark's for some drinks, and play the dabo tables
DS9
Anything to get me closer to prime Bajoran qts
>VOY is b
Which place was the most dangerous one? Who lost the most people? Probably Picard?
is this canon?
>Frasier in space
oh heavens
Damn, Roz was hot
Roz is a single mother slut
P'HAPS OY CAN YEWS ME POWAS
Daphne was truly the worst
It's yours my friend. Thanks for joining us tonight.
>"Son, when I first saw your mother, it was love at first sight. There she was, a filthy, screaming, 7-pound baby, and I knew she had to be mine. When I changed her diaper for the first time, that's when i replicated a ring and got ready to propose."
Jesus Christ, who was the pedophile on the Voyager writing staff?
>implying she wasn't Q's bitch
>implying everyone isn't Q's bitch
Gtfo
[spolier]>>>/who/[/spoiler]
That's just the Riker Maneuver Training Simulation
best badge
Worst ship however. Basically a proto-Abrams.
TNG 30th Anniversary Panel Pt 1
>Terry Farrell was supposed to moderate but they declined a moderator for some reason
>Marina Sirtis is drunk as shit
>just do fan Q&A the whole panel
>fan tells her son she named her kid Patrick James Tiberius Kirk Stewart
>Marina puts her on full blast and asks why would she do that to a child
>More Autistic questions
>Michael Dorn and Brent Spiner purposely fucked up their lines during Fistfull of Datas just to annoy Patrick who was directing
>Somebody asks a question about women in showbusines
>Marina talks about how she didn't want to be in one of the movies and the producers said they would kill Troi and replace her with Jeri Ryan
What in the world are you talking about? That's the D.
>Michael Dorn and Brent Spiner purposely fucked up their lines during Fistfull of Datas just to annoy Patrick who was directing
>Somebody asks a question about women in showbusines
>Marina talks about how she didn't want to be in one of the movies and the producers said they would kill Troi and replace her with Jeri Ryan
lol
That's from TNG you clown