These five people are all dangling at the edge of a cliff and are only holding themselves up by their hands. You will have time to save each and every one of them. However you are offered one million dollars for each one you walk up to and step on their hands and making them fall to their death. No legal consequences will occur for doing this and nobody will try to do vigilante justice. Who do you save and who do you kill?
Also, if you kill all five of them you also get to bring one person who died in the series back from the dead, and you have a decent shot at starting a long lasting relationship with that person be it platonic or romantic.
>Kill Diane >Save Todd >Save Bojack on the condition that he gets his life permanently straight and becomes a family man >Save PC >Kill PB Two million in my pocket and I saved the people who matter.
Alexander Bell
>Bojack Straightens out his life
Have you seen the show, man?
John Williams
I save all of them.
Brayden Turner
I honestly think he would try to do it for like a month tops before going back to doing shitty things then feeling bad about it for his penance.
Eli Phillips
> Also, if you kill all five of them you also get to bring one person who died in the series back from the dead, and you have a decent shot at starting a long lasting relationship with that person be it platonic or romantic.
Didn't only two people we really know die? And we all know which ONE we care about. That being said, I rescue all of them for the following reasons. >Killing someone off for money isn't coo' >Has the potential of saving their lives And my favorite >Flips the fucking bird to nihilism and "humanity is awful and life has no meaning" by being fucking nice. Fuck you assholes. I'm fucking nice you little shits
Camden Flores
Same. Only one I'd even really consider dropping is Diane, but I wouldn't do that to Mr. Peanutbutter.
I'd help them all up and try to be buds with them, maybe get involved in one of their various money-making opportunities.
Kevin Sullivan
Save them all.
Robert Myers
Save them all, because they're all pretty cool and I don't need killing someone for money on my conscious. Also, Mr. Peanutbutter at the bare minimum would be my best buddy after I saved him, his wife, and all his friends.
Jeremiah Nguyen
If I save anything less than all of them Ive failed
Ethan Butler
>Kill only BoJack He deserves an end to his suffering
Jonathan Powell
I drop Bojack, Todd and Caroline. They are hollow people that live off of each other. I save PB and Diane only because PB can redeem Diane.
Eli Thomas
I'd save them all if Bojack and Mr. Peanutbutter could pool together 2 million between them. That's the amount of money I would need to save all 5 of them. I mean, I don't think I'd need more than that to live a decent life.
Angel Reyes
I only save mister peanutbutter He's a good dog
Alexander Jones
I save them all and send them each a bill for a million dollars afterwards.
Owen Jones
Mr Peanut Butter, Todd and Princess Caroline all more than deserve to live and so does Diane just because she makes Peanut Butter happy. Bojack's suffering needs to end before he ruins another person's life or kills someone else.
Nicholas Bailey
Todd dies. I like everyone else
Landon Collins
I don't know who any of these losers are so I step on them all and walk off with a cool 5 million.
John Cruz
I save all of them.
Adrian Cook
Kill Todd and Mr. Peanutbutter.
The world is not allowed to be happy.
Aaron Bennett
Goodbye Asian Daria.
The rest are saved.
Henry Johnson
Kill all 5 and bring back nobody because I haven't watched this show, is it any good?
Thomas Richardson
Save Mr. Peanut Butter, kill everyone else.
Evan Cruz
Save Mr PB, Todd and Caroline, kill Diane and Bojak
Wyatt Morris
Kill all five of them. I'm sorry, I just really really want to be rich. Also bring back Sarah Lynn, I guess.
Carson Jackson
>These five people are all dangling at the edge of a cliff and are only holding themselves up by their hands. You will have time to save each and every one of them. However you are offered one million dollars for each one you walk up to and step on their hands and making them fall to their death. No legal consequences will occur for doing this and nobody will try to do vigilante justice. Who do you save and who do you kill? Save everyone.
It's what Batman, Superman, Beta Ray Bill and bunch of other fictional role models would do, okay.
Michael Stewart
It's a comedy drama that focuses on the train-wreck life of the titular character, BoJack. It's entertaining because of how it consistently escalates (in a believable way) his awful decisions and the impact they have on those around him.
Owen Edwards
Kill Bojack. It's what he wants deep down anyway.
Save the rest. They're all cool people who are generally on the right track in life, and frankly their lives are better without his influence.
I don't really need more than one million dollars so it's all good.
I'm sure everyone wants to bring Sarah Lynn back to life but let's be honest, she'd probably just OD again within a few months.
People don't change.
Luis Fisher
>Kill PB What the fuck, man? Why would you do that?
Aaron Thomas
> Anybody not saying 'Save all of them'
Superman and various other Superheroes are disappointed in you.
Christopher Sanchez
I rescue all of them. I save Bojack for last and ask if he can give me a better offer first, but I still save him regardless of his answer.
Carson Morgan
Kill them all
Bring back Mr Peanutbutter.
Then we open up a detective agency.
My name is Hoop.
Gabriel Smith
>Kill PB If you already have a million dollars, she's worth more than a million to you alive than dead.
Jaxson Barnes
Save everyone but Bojack, but offer him the chance to pay me 5 million to not let him die.
Nathaniel Morgan
Also you would have the eternal favour of two very rich hollywood stars, Bojack and Mr Peanutbutter, that'd opens up a lot of doors, especially considering how generous Mr PB seems to be.
Grayson Gonzalez
Yes but the first few episodes are deceptively mediocre.
Ryan Baker
Kill them all. Bring back beloved character attress margo martindale
Colton Cook
Jokes on you, I'm a cartoonfag not a comicfag so their words don't matter to me. Into the grave they go, all five of them.
Jacob Harris
Save everyone except for Asian Daria
Ian Evans
Save them all, I guess.
Jaxon James
>Implying she didn't survive
Aaron Bennett
I wouldn't kill any of them because I'm not a monster. Though, I'm not sure I'd specifically go out of my way to help each and every one of them. Like BoJack. Knowing him, he'd probably just pull me over the edge with him if I tried to help.
Cooper Cox
save them all because a life is worth more than money
Kayden White
>Nihilists are misanthropic and bitter. Cool meme bro.
Benjamin Richardson
save everyone but bojack first, then ask bojack if he actually wanna be saved, if he wanna die i let him die, but not even that way i accept the money
James Wright
Save everyone but Bojack. we all know he wants to die anyway
Brandon Rodriguez
I save all of them because I'm not a psychopath.
This isn't much of a dilemma
Nicholas Adams
I will make them all promise to give me a blowjob if I save them and then save them.
Xavier Robinson
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Alexander Cooper
But who would Bojack jerk off all over while they are in a coma?
Jacob Clark
Kill Bojack Shitstain. Kill him and capture it on video. Upload it to Youtube as "Stupid horse fucking DIES.mkv". Don't care about anything or anyone else.
Bojack needs to die, he's had three seasons to make ammends and he's still the same faggot from season 1, proving that he has no worth as an animale bean.
Nathan Gomez
Todd.
Brody Cox
>Upload it to Youtube as "Stupid horse fucking DIES.mkv" kek'd
William Clark
I was thinking Todd would be the equivalent of the kid with the brown hair in NGE (really can't remember his name)
Kill Bojack save the rest. Bojack wants and deserves death he's toxic for everyone he surrounds himself with plus he is responsible for Sara Lynn's death.
Matthew Reyes
>unironically watching Mr. Enter Kill you are self.
Nathan Reyes
Todd is the penguin!
Gavin Watson
>responsible for Sarah Lynn's death
Partly. She's a an adult.
Hunter Barnes
Obviously Todd.
Well, either Todd or Beatrice Horseman.
Jonathan Lewis
You have to go 25 years back. Consider what BoJack did to her over that timeframe.
Levi Baker
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Jack Turner
but he would be crushed without his wife dianne OnO
Caleb Jackson
I save all of them because I'm not a sociopath.
Besides, getting on Mr. PB's good side pretty much guarantees I'll be a millionaire eventually.
Hudson Richardson
All you need to do is gently encourage Mr PB to pull himself up and then he'll save the rest.