Why do Americans shit themselves? Is it their diet?

Why do Americans shit themselves? Is it their diet?

300 million people times lots of camera plus invented internet.

If we stop to tell them the have shat themselves we will be crucified as a bigot bc bodily functions are a womans right

I can't get a genuine answer to this
They just delete the thread to try and stop the meme 'SHART MART' or 'CHANGE PANTS', potentially because they are incontinent themselves.

We don't all fucking shit ourselves you ignorant retard

Fat ones with bad diets, who are the types to ship (or shall I say SHART) at Walmart are the ones that do. It's their diet of general Tso's chicken and Kraft macaroni and cheese mixed with mayonnaise that causes their bowl movements to be liquidy

Why do Euros beat a dead horse with failed memes?

Maybe they're dressing up as Australia with Sup Forums being their pants

>this triggers the american

Guys. Its a fun prank to poop yourself than go to Walmart, we all do it.

I dun know brittbro.

But i got pics of an american in his primeage

Its to honor their god, Hitlery Shitton

I unironically love this meme.

to answer the question: lots of us have no stool that isn't diarrhea, so I think we're a little desensitized to sharting.

SHART

Considering I keep reading about people advertising handhelds as a good thing to do on the shitter despite it taking more time to grab the handheld and start a game than it is to take a shit, yes. I think so

If we hold it in we die

stop trying to force this shart in mart meme it's not funny

IN

>tfw can't even Shart in Mart without being mocked by Sup Forums

It's just easier to go wherever you are and wash your pants later

wow its the same few imagesagain

salty about your powerwalking buttboi being called out for shitting himself today??

MART

SHART

IN

MART

Thats pretty shitty man.

Huurrr

it's the overexertion. think of it like today's 50km death march, but only 50m

You'd know if you lived in America. They're diet is absolute trash. Very few Americans have any idea what a normal bowl movement is like.

[sharts in American]

American woman tries to perform a stagedive.

But why did She do it?

SHART IN MART

It's also not true. All my shits are solid because I'm not poor and can afford real meat, vegetables and grains

Standard American Diet

SAD!

i dunno, I shit myself earlier at work and pushed through because burgers dont make themselves

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Naw they get scammed into some random diet pill that promises to lose weight, you know instead of just eating less.

Makes it so you can't absorb fat. Of course the fats gotta go somewhere so it results in your shit getting really greesy. I'm talking blowing literal fat fart bubbles as you shit.

Hence they are walking through the store and it seeps out. Also far people lose feeling in their outer ass cheeks because their nerves have to handle more surface area, so they don't realize it.

>very few poor people who shop at Walmart and can't afford healthy food don't know what a normal bowel movement is

Ftfy

because we can.

Are you the american populace personified?

i didn't exercise much for 10 years, and my shits were always a little soft, and i developed severe haemorrhoids.

after 3 weeks at the gym, god-tier stools and haemorrhoids cured.

It's the way they express their freedom.

its not a big deal man, shit happens.

i shit myself like a month ago, wasnt a big deal. just couldnt get to the bathroom so i figured id just fart a little.. oops lol. no biggie happens to the best of us

They call this 'concealed carry'

Isn't it always fat people?
They probably have such shit circulation they can't feel anything that isn't hunger.

Swedish woman saving pics of fat americans
But why does she do it?

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Why does american woman compare thier poop When they have family meetings?

PLOP
IN
SHOP

Freedom, that's why.

DEFICATE
AND
DECORATE

To bad shitting in your pants counts as not shitting outside, or USA would be waaaaay up there with India.

its actually better to have softer stool rather than rock hard, you probably had hemorrhoids because you had hard stool stuck and only the soft bits could get out

because its sexy

POO
IN
B&Q

POO

AND

SUE

>thinking it's a common occurrence
It's not like we do it every day. I've only shat myself once this year.

cans.mp3

Oh fuck I forgot to watch the walking. Damn.

Jesus, why are you Limeys always so butthurt about Americans

Fecal Matter and Uncontainable Splatter

KEK

I can shit wherever I want, its my right as a free American. Get fucked socialist yuropoors that can only shit in government sanctioned defecation zones.

>forced memes
>ever funny
The only good thing to come out of flag wars has been indians shutting up about their damn space research [spoiler]and shutting up in general[/spoiler]

OP every time I go to the grocery store I can barely find anything to eat that isn't loaded with such absurd amounts of sugar that I can barely eat it.

I bought Greek Yogurt yesterday "all natural" but when I tasted it, it tasted like pouring straight sugar into my mouth. Had to throw it away. 'Murica

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
PANTS

POO FOR THE JEW

top left looks a political statement more than an accident

This meme isnt forced. Its contained

Looks like we have a new meme.

My sides

>tfw american shit still looks better than british food

>be in Walmart
>Have to shit
>remember I live in a free country
>check my gun
>shit my pants and continue shopping

What's the fucking problem?

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Let me tell you a story.

Americans are the most obese nation in the world.
They don't care at this point, they know they are fat and disgusting so they shit themselves... what if someone laugh? They shoot him.

I'm dead serious here.

[s4s] will do it regardless. They're here forever since the whole cuck fiasco.

why are other countries so obsess with shit?

Kek

that looks great

Shart in mart isn't funny.
Stop saying it you fucking faggots.

RED WHITE AND POO

RUNS
AND
GUNS

How do you get to the point where you shit yourself and either don't notice or care. I get uncomfortable if just a little sweat greases up my cheeks and have to check to make sure I didn't let some slip.

>beans for breakfast
degenerate

Here is a picture of how fake food is in America. The only country that comes close is China with their fake food.

We have a wide selection on offer, take your pick

My personal fav is 'plop in shop'

I wasn't implying that

>>tfw american shit still looks better than british food

Yeah but the difference is we can manage to keep ours on a plate and not half way down our trouser leg

Looks great, except the toast doesn't really look nutritious

Nah. Pacific Islanders are.

CRAP
ON
TAP

Kek

>POO IN THE LOO

HAHA XD

>SHART IN THE MART

s-stop making fun of me

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You can buy healthy food on a budget. Most people are just too lazy and/or ignorant to bother.

>ears, and my shits were always a little soft, and i developed severe haemorrhoids
you developed hemorrhoids because you were taking too many cocks ip your ass faggot

MUH IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME

Healthy foods are cheap as fuck. You can buy a sack of potatos for 3 bucks. Niggers are just lazy and raising our obesity rates.

S H A R T
H
A
R
T

That's because Euros are fucking retarded.
>Antibiotics? Oh no!
>dies from undercooked meat

I'm loving these threads. Admit it brits you all do it sometimes to. Its only natural

i dont believe you, considering you eat beans with every meal

Great bantz m8