My Pokey Stix just got here. What movie should I watch?

My Pokey Stix just got here. What movie should I watch?

Why'd they put the fucking ranch container on the food when there is plenty of room in the box?

dude i'm pretty sure somebody jizzed on your pizza

did anyone look at you funny before you got it?

>Tiny tub of ranch for all those sticks
Fucking dropped

this, i wouldn't risk it OP

just imagine a group of guys circling your sticks and jizzing all over them

because that's what it will taste like

Because it holds the inside of the top of the box up, as to not come into contact with the cheese and potentially stick to said box.

The sides of the box do that unless they are elbow dropping it.

> using sauce instead of pizza furniture to hold the box lid up
Third world pizza confirmed

Where is that from?

I used keep a spray bottle of shit water and spray the bases of customers I didn't like before saucing and topping

Under normal circumstances, that is true. However, if the pizza is larger than normal, the box may not have the strength to be sturdy enough to now bow downwards in the middle.
This is common practice for true patrician pizzas (pic related).

to not*

Gumby's. Pizza place in my local college town. Apparently there are only a few of them left in the country.

You should watch the matrix or irobot

Castaway doesn't get comfier

Why would one not decide what to watch before they have sustenance to devour?

>the guy with swampass and eczema puts the ranch container directly on the pizza

JUST

The ranch is really [Spoiler]pizza cum

Ranch sauce with a pizza.
Only in burgerland.
You guys should stop

americlap here

you know what's awesome? sugar cookie dough sprinkled with cinnamon and dipped in vanilla frosting

Watch an American Dad live stream while browsing teevee

literally turning me on

I need cheese sticks now.
Pizza place doesn't open for 6 more hours I'm not going to make it.

>ranch container
>ranch

what?

just put cheese on bread yourself, you lazy shit

how do you even shit after eating something like that?

>pounds of cheese and bread to be dipped in ranch dressing

How...nutritious. You must be a svelte fellow.

I know it's fast food probably made by some overworked teenager paid minimum wage (did you tip?) but that looks terrible

Make your own food you fat fuck

>that tiny ranch dip for all that pizza

what the frick?

amerifatties are equipped with ranch dressing in their holster anyway

PSUfag?

Gatorfag detected. Gumbys is shite

Are you fucking mentally ill? How do you not know what ranch is?

you're american alright, thinking USA's the centre of the world

literally had to look it up

As a europoor I tasted it once and it's fucking disgusting. Nobody but murricans needs to know what this is, since we just have better shit.

>literally had to look it up
Which you could have done before green texting like a fucking idiot. Could you not use deductive reasoning to conclude the sauce container labeled ranch must be some type of sauce? Where are you from and how underfunded is your education system? Jesus

Doesnt excuse being so fucking dumb that you cant figure out what is from the pic or a basic google search

>not dipping your pizza in blue cheese dip instead of shitty pleb white trash only ranch

Kill yourself if you unironically eat ranch

says the person expecting everyone to know everything that he knows

i have nothing else to add to this argument but i just wanted to let you know i'm a europoor i'm on your side 100%. those other two guys are acting like niggers. guess they'll probably accuse you of samefagging but whatever

>i'm a europoor

american detected
nice try, though

That response doesnt even make sense. Learn to read and learn to make coherent argument