/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General
BLACKED edition
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Friendly reminder that Woodsman broadcasted a poem that plays in Episode 8, it confirms that you are feeling very sleepy and should ingest any froglocusts that come your way

>what was this expression trying to convey?

threadly reminder that vedderfag is wrong

a cuteness

like the formica tabletop

FROM PURE AIR

> Asked to elaborate about the episodes, Nevins would only say “the core of it is Agent Cooper’s odyssey back to Twin Peaks.”

friendly reminder that even David Nevins (the Showtime CEO) stated that "The Return" is about a Coop's return and he'll mostly not wake up until last episode

Benevolent lodge spirit here.

I'm uncircumcised, will Sup Forums still accept me?

The fact that Michael J Anderson is no longer the arm, and Laura having aged in the black lodge makes absolotely no sense considering that in one of the first episodes we see Dale being presumably 25 years older in a dream together with the dwarf and Laura being still being young.

Why did they cast someone as ugly as Sheryl Lee to play Laura?

Because Lynch is a fucking hack.

CUTE

ANIMAL LOIF

Literally the most unattractive girl in the original series. She also aged the worst of them (not counting the plastic monster that is Lara Flynn Boyle).

She is a goddess. I will fight you.

Your opinion is objectively wrong

Reminder that Audrey and Charlie live in an alternate universe

Daily reminder Vedder recorded this so g for part 15 cooper gets us mind back youtu.be/AYOXAhd-HQQ

I will also fight you.

>a goddess

>What's up
A lot for you I imagine.

How can you say that a girl with round symmetric face, wide blue eyes, long blond hair and a electrifying smile can be unattractive?

She literally looks like Sid from Ice Age.

c'mon user, just get me undressed already

It sucks all the best images of best Donna are on Pinterest fuck signing up for that shit.

a quick toilet bj after classes

Why do I find Maddie hotter than Laura?

What colour is your mother's hair?

Is your mom a brunette?

No, she's a blonde.

>tfw Maddie makes you call her Laura during relations

Goodness!

unpleasant reminder that eddie vedder has confirmed that he killed cobain, staley & cornell and none of them are ever coming back

Glasses?

>Tfw your fucking Maddie and call her Laura anyway while giving her anal for the first time

No frued, I don't want to fuck my mother. It's probably cause I like her personality more and has a more innocent quality to her.

user, I think you're accidentally looking at your reflection in your monitor, not the actual photo

Is your father a brunette?

>I think

Doubtful.

No Sigman. I'm not a faget.

>I'm not a faget.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

You haven't seen protesting then, Okay why do I wanna fuck my waifu Donna-fu

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>image for ants

This is the water

There's a hidden message in this song that I'm trying to decipher.

Charlie vs Ike vs MFAP
Who wins the midget rumble?

and this is the lincoln memorial

ike is pro

Nah, they just stay at the black lodge

Charlie would die, that's for sure. He'd stand no chance against an experienced roid rage killer and a magical spirit.

Charlie couldn't come, he has so much paperwork to do.

What they laughing at bobby for tpg?

his tiny dicc lmao

literally cropped from one of the top posts on r/twinpeaks. it's been confirmed that /tpg/ is reddit

His backwards walking habit.

oooh that smile. I love that.

oh my. i'm in love

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secret button

>The type of woman youre interested in has to look like your mother by default

Found the Oedipus complex poster.

hello frenlo :^)

Sheryl Lee is an amazing woman with the most beautiful smile and voice!

What is your opinion on animal life?

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he is JM's taylor

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time between e11 and e12

some scenes in FWWM felt really rushed and suffered as a consequence. Bowie's scenes were (I remember him commenting that he found it rushed) and some of the early scenes set in Twin Peaks do too. after that, it's all kino

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>in a dream

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Which version of Mulholland Drive should I watch? The Japanese remaster?

the fan edit with inland empire spliced in

and remember to watch it on your phone

What is some essential Lynch-kino apart from Mulholland Drive?

>send Dougie images to friend
>he says it's the shittiest meme ever
>send him more Dougie images

Lost Highway is in my opinion his finest work. Blue Velvet and Eraserhead are also essential.

Wild at Heart

David Lynch Cooking Quinoa (2007)

What is that, a Black in Jewface?

What was the deal with Dougie's scrabbles on the case files and why did his boss thank him for it? How did it help?

he only has 10 movies just watch all of them holy shit

DOgiei send meme

Maddie dont you have somewhere to go? Some other place?

he highlighted all the discrepancies and frauds you dumb fuck, watch the fucking show

Idiot. It's about Cooper's return to twin peaks and solving all the problems, so he will come back before the finale.

>solving all the problems
silencio

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>tfw it's already Saturday

Sunday's episode will be the best of the season so far.

Worst girl.

ALBERT
I'LL TAKE THAT SECOND MINERAL WATER

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What are your thoughts on this SNL parody?
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