Oh Hi Jon, im just teleporting to a war real quick

How are they going from one map to the other so quick

Shhh the sheep think shes a goddess and does no wrong, dont mention plot holes

It's bullshit user... Dumb and Dumber are too busy doing lines of coke off eachother' taints to care about plausibility of distances traveled.

I suppose you can use the option that Bran's increased warg activity is causing pockets of time dialation to occur such that certain regions experience time slower than others?

lannisters and the north are the only good guys left

Would you rather have every other episode just them walking around?

oh god what if they pull a jon snow on us and make dany come back alive after she was killed by a Lannister or some shit.

Through the power of what fans want.

Daily reminder that this battle scene should've been in episode 1 when Dany landed at Westeros.

Fucking DnD strikes again

This. They'e basically timeskipping weeks.

I'm willing to believe that she got there so quickly because dragons are that fast. Whatever.
But where the fuck did Tyrion come from?

if a fireball from eurons fleet was to hit a dragon would it at least injure it?

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why?

he rode on the back of the dothraki

At least Lannister army would try to defend the coast and Dragonstone once they heard Daenerys is coming. It would have been more logical and better introduction to her character for season 7. This battle shows how deadly Dragons are in the battle

Where were the other 2 dragons? i saw only one

This only raises further questions.
How did the Dothraki get there so fast then?
They would have had to travel hundreds of miles to Highgarden.

>Jon arrives at Dragonstone
>Varys tells Dany about the first sea battle moments after Jon leaves throne room
>Unsullied (and Euron?) sail to Casterly Rock
>Jamie marches on Highgarden
>battles at Casterly Rock and Highgarden happen
>Jon still in Dragonstone
>Dany learns about the battles
>decides to fight
>Jon still in Dragonstone
>Theon arrives after being rescued

how many weeks/months does Jon spend in Dragonstone, and how much time did it take Theon to reach Dragonstone?

They were resting after airlifting the entire Dothraki army into the middle of Westeros.

A dragon with a rider is more useful than without one.

dude turn off your brian

t. Dabid

It has only been days since Jon arrived to Dragonstone.

You're talking about antientropic fields. These things can fuck you up.

Budget. Drogon is by far the main dragon who's shown in most scenes, other 2 are background dragons (for now, Viserion will come more into it later)

Well, then everybody else is litterally teleporting.

Other dragons get direwolfed.

one gets brought back to lie as an ice dragon in the north, fact

Or maybe different scenes are different moments in time you autist, no one said it was linear

would the lannisters have won the battle if it were not for the dragon?

Battle outcomes are completely plot-driven for a couple seasons now.

I haven't watched the leaked episode, how does she move her retard army to the mainland? Does she have infinite ships even after losing 2 fleets?

>DABID AND DAN are teleporting characters all over the place
>on the other hand Gurm can't have a character move from point A to point B without a dozen chapters on the road

The entire might of Dany's cavalry fresh and battle-hungry vs. some stragglers on forced march escort duty just after having fought a bloody battle to seize the seat of one of the Great Houses

Nah, doubtful

It's not shown
1. Dragons ferry Dothraki + horses via airlift
2. She still has enough ships
3. teleport

why did she only use one of the dragons?

She still has some boats

I guess it makes sense, she had enough to bring the two armies and an army's worth of horses over from Essos, she's lost one army's worth of ships with the Unsullied, another army's worth with the Greyjoys, she'd have to make multiple trips but she'd do it easily enough

You autists need to stop assuming that everything is linear :^)
There was a timeskip :^)
She clearly built a new fleet and moved her army to Westeros.
Also, because this great series can't be bothered to show boring battles only autist are interested in, the previous battles that happened because a large Dothraki army can't march all that way unnoticed or uncontested, were simply omitted :^)

It's about 600 miles from Winterfell to The Wall, so using that as reference, there's roughly a 1470 nautical mile trip from Winterfell to Dragonstone.
Google puts a sailing ship at around 5-8 knots, be generous and say Jon averaged 7 knots, that's 8 days and 18 hours of sailing.

The Unsullied sailed from Dragonstone to Casterly Rock, that's 3020 nautical miles, at the same pace that Jon managed, it would take just short of 18 days.

The other two were cut as the CGI team was hard at work making Kelly C look somewhat tv presentable

I literally cant take dany seriously when she gives a smug smile and says drakaris
It feels like something a 12 year old would think is badass

>crossing half a continent to attack some food wagons

Euron's fleet sailing supernaturally quick makes sense in book context since he's a warlock and he uses magic to make his fleet sail faster plus he spent like 14 years on sea so he's a far more experienced sailor than the Unsullied are.

How do you think the writers are going to bring Danny back to life after Jaime killed?

>literally teleporting that much of distance

Bravo Dabid and Dum

they were pretty muh at kings landing already

>different scenes are different moments in time
It's a shit show.
If all of these things are happening then the Nights King should have already arrived. Not way bran is already at winterfell while the white walkers still haven't climbed the wall

>Jaime has no scouts to warn him of anybody coming to try and reclaim all the preacious food while they are in the middle of enemy territory
>The Dothraki rode all the way from Kingswood to Highgarden in a couple of hours without horses getting tired
>Not a single person noticed the horde trampling across the continent

This is fucking stupid. How the hell did they get there so quick?

But user
>muh civilian casualties
>muh no bloodshed
>muh Throne upon ashes

I would've attacked The Red Keep tbqh. Cersei blew up the Sept and she is still loved by commoners

Jaime mentions having to cross a river by nightfall, does anyone remember which river?

Don't forget to add in the time when the unsullied learned about the attack while taking casterly rock

How can the Dothraki land there and march that route when there is no land?

Gotchu fampai

Blackwater.

They could be close to Kings Landing.

And that information had to get to her first.

Thanks

Are the crownlands in Arizona?

>no saddle
she's just hanging on with her bare hands? Also since when can she even control the dragons?

Okay so what's wrong here then?

It just means that Jon has been in Dragonstone for a while.

It's been several seasons since we've first seen the Night King's formidable force. We even saw the army literally standing in the snow doing nothing last season.

I think this can easily be explained by the fact he hasn't started marching towards the Wall just yet.

We saw him marching when bran worged himself as Ravens

Don't forget that Theon went on a little cruise before returning to Dragonstone.

Aren't they searching for the horn that will bring the wall down?

It all had to be done in less than 14 days, because that's how ling the banker was staying with Cersei.

I'm pretty sure the walkers haven't marched through the wall yet because there's some sort of magic preventing it

How long until the inevitable yt video of someone calling the timeline out?

>autists can't fathom time skips in a show with fucking dragons and walking dead

Wtf what battle is everyone talking about

>Tolkien sucks because he doesnt have tax policy!
>I use dues ex machina time travel and teleportation and also never mention tax policy but I'm a good writer!

The absolute STATE of this fat hack and his legion of autistic fans

Battle of the Marry Sue

Episode 4. It leaked

He wasn't necessarily marching towards the Wall.

God you guys have the deductive reasoning skills of a dead fish.

We know he's been to Hardhome, that's basically wall-adjacent

We know the Night King exists.
We know the Night King has been building an army.
We know the Night King attacked Hardhome.
We know the Night King sometimes stands around not moving.
We know the Night King is currently on the move.
We know that if the Night King was heading for the Wall to attack, he would have reached it by now.

Does that make things simple for you?

She did't fly to High Garden you fucking idiots, Jami and his Forces were near King's Landing. God damn you people are dumb. I'm not even enjoying this show but even I know what's fucking happening. How can you fuckers be so critical of the show when you donz't even know where characters are supposed to be?

what the fuck happens to her right eye surroundings

have been transplanted or what

What the fuck are you trying to say?

The fucking ice zombie army needs a fucking teleportation device. We have been waiting 6 seasons for them to reach the wall

because its shit and teleporting mary sues are but one of its follies

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cheat codez lmao

...yes?

Imagine being Arnold...

I can't wait for a final battle in Night Crown Citadel, when a party of our favorite characters will defeat the Night King!
Their party is almost ready, they have a good rogue (Arya), undead hunter (Jon), destro lock (Danerys), paladin tank (Brienne), but they still need some healers. I guess Melisandre is a priest but she's spec'd in Shadow.

It works, you just have to reframe Westeros a tiny bit until it's only the size of Provence anymore.

isn't there a thing that changes people's moods and behavior, because of different gravity levels around the earth. I think there was a bunch of suicides in a city in japan because of it

Jaime is likely going to be AA and will have a flaming hand with some weird magic powers probably. He's the Prince that was Promised.

no, that's autism

>waaah stop ruining my shitty show it's a fantasy setting so basic logic and storytelling don't apply

>castrated hoplite slaves with cheap armor and no secondary weapons are the best army in a world where knights exist

Someone hire D&D for a Lord of the Rings remake, it'd be 80 minutes long at the most.

yeah it would take 2 weeks for the dothraki army to get there

>She clearly built a new fleet and moved her army to Westeros.
Oh the fucking fleets. Forgot about those. Those are teleporting around too, if not being conjured out of fucking thin air on barren islands with not a tree in sight.

The Night King will arrive precisely at the moment Sansa has finished all her preparations. He will then have 'finally arrived' and absolutely no one will mention it took them years to march an army south that neither requires food or rest, making them the fastest army on the continent even at a shambling pace.