So how is Drogon gonna fly back to Dragonstone now he is injured ?
Is he gonna teleport ?
So how is Drogon gonna fly back to Dragonstone now he is injured ?
the truth is that westeros is much smaller than we originally thought. you can't spit without hitting a castle.
it would take about 10 minutes for 20 good man to carry him back to dragonstone.
>20 good man
>dawww widdle baby lizard has a toothpick in his shoulder!!
nut up and fly home, you stupid baby.
>teleports behind nightking
>pshhhh nothin personnel
> 20 good man
>teleports behind you after you teleported behind him
>pssh nothing personnel, human
>steals yo dragon
>20 good man
Drogon is a big dragon.
>drogon the dragon
Did nobody in the writers room seriously think it sounded stupid
That's not 20 good men. It's overkill.
Where the fuck did Jaime's savior come from? He was at full gallop and there was not a single person behind him then suddenly that guy teleports right beside him to tackle him into the water?
>We want the trumblr audience
youtube.com
propably from the same realm as this tiger
grrm came up with it back in the 90's so you could make this post and get this (You)
What in the everloving fuck
I want this bar to burn down with all those inside it.
Why does the Batting Gary behind him seem to hesitate before CGI Lion saves the day?
why has no one ran in and told everyone the spoilers?
That'd be even more pathetic
Bronn literally just fired a massive arrow that hit the dragon and jumped off once the dragon parked there. This whole season has been stupid but clearly bronn was right there.
Why didn't Jaime just throw the spear into Dany
I mean it took a fucking solid steel bolt bigger than a lance fired from a scorpion to pierce Drogon, was he really thinking he'd be able to do better with a normal spear?
Also why the fuck isn't Dany wearing any armor whatsoever? Wouldn't that have been a good solution to the whole "a random stray arrow will fucking kill you" issue?
>Why didn't Jaime just throw the spear into Dany
becaue he cant throw with his left hand
Was anybody else hoping for vore when they saw Drogon's mouth?
As stupid as the scene looks, I imagine you'd hear heavy footsteps in full sprint behind you and look to potentially defend yourself from an attacker.
that's the dumbest thing I've seen in my entire life
No you sick fuck
>CGI Lion
>Lion
you should see the fallout, the guys just refuse to shoot at this giant orange target that is raping their guys left and right
>Coffee that
stop
you're hurting me
>that's the joke dot JAY PEGGU
It's okay, Shiva ends up getting eating by zombies
It's a meme,
>picture of fox
>hurr durr you wanna pet my kitty
>picture of tapir
>hurr durr wanna pet my elephant
Are you talking about Trump or the tiger?
hurr durr, I was only pretending
why has no one ran in and shot everybody?
it's illegal
bait'd
Why don't the dragons just fly daenarys to the red keep?
i ditched this garbage 3 seasons ago is this really what its come to?
Dont doubt Billy Bones aka Dickon.
>i..it's okay when GOT does it
But so is being a tremendous faggot.
Haven't seen this show in forever but this looks good, when does it officially air?
Do the dragons ever fucking die? They're so OP it's ridiculous, may as well just have cheats enabled.
Why isn't anyone shooting up that bar?
Look at all those normies compelled by shit writing because of >muh Khaleesi >muh dragons.
Is their life so boring that they are amused by some shitty CGI dragons and bad acting.
they could at least have put poison in the arrow
But this is D&D writing, user
Just turn your brain off and get the popcorn, goy
it's not like this guy dont have the skills to do it
but I agree, D&D are a pain
why didnt they pelt the dragon with ballista bolts while it was on the ground not moving?
This is a real scene isn't it, how utterly pathetic.
if you scale up the injury, it's about the equivalent of getting stabbed in the shoulder with a pencil. obviously it would feel like shit if you had to keep using your arms to "fly" but it's hardly a permanent injury as long as you rest it.
why hasnt he put poison in the pencil ?
Whoah, so these are the people Tyrion's quips are destined for.
I guess apparently it beats Tyrion as a grey cynical asshole?
the first thing drogon did after being hit was burn down the ballista
you aren't very good at this.
leave pointing out the bad writing to people like
So what episode is this exactly? When was it leaked? Who leaked it?
It's actually not.
If it were, you wouldn't be posting here
>leave pointing out the bad writing to people like
Thanx
And why making only 1 Ballista when there are 3 dragons ?
this is true.
Only half decent explanation I can think of is that they overlooked doing so because they didn't think Dany was likely to intercept the lannister army so they only brought the ballista just incase and didn't bother or think to poison the bolts.
So Oversight.
If the kings landing ballistas also aren't poisoned then that will be garbage writing.
That said you would need a lot of poison to bring down something about as big as a whale.
and you'd need that much for every bolt.
Remember this is the middle ages and production isn't that easy.
Poison is hardly something that is mass-produced. A typical apothecary might only sel poison like once a year or whatever and will only need a small supply at any time.
there is more than one ballista, they only took one ballista with them because they were not expecting to be attacked. they only brought it with them incase, probably
episode 4, it officially airs tomorrow, leaked by some nogoodniks trying to scam HBO
Nice, some good quality webms to look forward to then
>they didn't think Dany was likely to intercept the lannister army
how the hell did they manage to intercept the lannister army ?
Did this IDIOT just say "man" instead of "men"?
It's just a flesh wound. Spit is all its needed to heal.
The Winds of Magic only allow for teleportation in specific circumstances. Just so happened the Winds aligned this way before the Lannisters could teleport.
It was off-screen, but it was pretty impressive how the Lannisters teleported the renowned Tyrell knight army away before attacking. That's the Archmagi of the Iron Throne for you.
That's the point, have you seen season 5?
0:06 hahaahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahhahahaahhahaahhaahahahholololololololoololol
stronk wemen
I have never hated a group of so much.
No idea, i'm too afraid to scroll up you raging homo.
the arrow barely penetrated his shoulder and he's a magical dragon.
Is this place in Brooklyn? The contrivance of this shit really irks me. Hey, let's got to a bar and watch a TV show along with everyone else at the bar, while someone films us watching the TV show. What the fuck. This shit right here is why I have social anxiety.
you have social anxiety because bars exist where people watch tv shows and at some of those bars the reactions of the viewers are filmed?
You don't this it's weird?
sure but knowing it exists doesn't increase my social anxiety
surely dragons can use the same teleportation device that other characters use to travel vast distances instantly.
this show just gets worse.
Not that guy but perhaps he's saying that learning of the existence of weird fuckers like this makes him feel that much more meh about the outside world, because how would he know if he's about to run into one of these faggots. Like imagine moving to a new state and you learn that there's a lot of cultists there. You find the described behaviors of these cultists weird and fucked up and degenerate as fuck. You will thereby feel anxious going outside with the knowledge that those cunts exist.
Jaime is such a bad ass
AHHHHH BRONN HELP MEEEEE
imagine if he had is right hand !
He's gonna get it back soon user
how ?
Arya is the greatest fighter in westeros
Prove me wrong
Umm cos they're proud creatures and don't meddle in the affairs of mortals you FOOL
Well, it's the equivalent of a squat, sharpened pencil being lobbed at you at 60mph and going through your shoulder. Little more serious
Jaime dies, but Doric brings him back to life. when he comes back his hand comes back too.
Doric can't cure death
why Doric havent stiched a new had in the first place ?
>20 good men
>21 pictured
What have you got against Paul Heyman user? Is he not good enough for you?
he's referring to the fact those people completely lack self-awareness to the point of doing some retarded shit like going to a bar just to be filmed watching a tv show
youtube.com
the leaks were wrong. real ending here
does that group of alt girls ever run out of tears?
Beric isn't the one with healing and resurrection powers thats Thoros and Melly. Berics the one who's been revived.
My post was related to the theory that Jaime is Azor Ahai. His story lines up with a bunch of shit in the prophecies for both Azor Ahai and Valonqar. Apparently the Valyrian words for "Lord of Light" are literally one letter off from actually meaning "Hand of Gold" or "Golden Hand". Martin's made the point thta prophecies get fucked over the years through mistranslations and shit. So it's possible all the Azor Ahai prophecy stuff about the Lord of Light is actually referring to Jaime. Like I said, his story lines up pretty well with the prophecy and the idea right now is that he'll complete the last step of the prophecy when he kills Cersei. There's scenes in the books as well as the show that allude to his hand, and not some sword, being "lightbringer". Like this scene - youtube.com
>Is he gonna teleport ?
They damaged the warp drive in the battle, so no
Don't don't seem to understand. They are all "Muh Obama Era" kids. By their very nature they are on the path to oblivion, without any outside help. Just let it happen.
don't get your hopes up
>His story lines up with a bunch of shit in the prophecies for both Azor Ahai and Valonqar
Isn't GURMs point that prophecy and chosen ones is all moonshine? Wouldn't it severely cut down the entire narrative to end the story with a predictable FORETOLD HERO of fantasy trope?
wow i hate these people
So when are they going to announce the miniseries spin-off about Ramsay and his 20 good men?
>you now remember Based Water Dancer btfo'ing Jorah in the pits
>making put-on faces/posturing for the camera, inside a bar, while watching a tv show, all so that you can show how WOKE you are
>most of the girls are piggies, most of the guys are effeminate and weak
>you can LITERALLY see the "old cat lady" already forming in the faces of the girls
>you can LITERALLY see the "snapped cuck killing spree" mentality already forming behind the eyes of the guys
Are Millennials truly the most failed generation in living memory?