WTF Germany?
WTF Germany?
Cooper Cook
Noah Campbell
Booooo
Leo Bell
I didn't know Germany used to have bisons
Angel Gomez
>Reviving an extinct species
That's totally against ordnung, right?
Samuel Bailey
Did you know Russia has tigers?
Kayden Ross
I'm starting to believe that germans are actually evil
Jonathan Williams
>starting
Samuel Taylor
>Germans
It was a jews.
Nathan Cooper
did they give a reason?
Ryder Clark
but allows black bulls in instead.
Jordan Foster
We all know Germans are bloodthirsty monsters, they even shot innocent Jews and burned them in their camps.
Better question is, how the fuck did a bison manage to walk all the way from Belaruse through Poland into Germany without anyone noticing ?
Aaron Evans
>starting
Kayden Watson
>>The bison had been seen wandering in a forest in Poland, just over the border from Lebus, before it crossed the Oder RIver into Germany and approached the town
THEY'RE SHOOTING POLES ON SIGHT
IT'S HAPPENING
James Evans
Those camps were polish
Dominic James
>Better question is, how the fuck did a bison manage to walk all the way from Belaruse through Poland into Germany without anyone noticing ?
They say that wolves and mountain lions are filtering their way back into the Eastern US, so it can happen.
Jose Perry
Even we had bisons but they got extinct in the 11th century
Julian Brooks
Finnish man saw wandering Wisent in 90s. It was scary experience in a forest.
Aaron Stewart
>empezando
Chase Jones
inb4 joke about american tourist waddling around without clothes on
Jackson Hughes
wtf America
Carter Clark
>Better question is, how the fuck did a bison manage to walk all the way from Belaruse through Poland into Germany without anyone noticing ?
He drove.
Gavin Sullivan
I would have made the joke but I'm sitting here with my first cup of coffee in hand, sleep still in my eyes. I just couldn't make the punchline work.
Xavier Russell
>They say that wolves and mountain lions are filtering their way back into the Eastern US, so it can happen.
Wolves I can believe I'm still skeptical on the mountain lions since they don't live in the Midwest.
Landon Smith
Xavier Young
>starting
Hudson Walker
Prior to settlement, mountain lions roamed most of North America from coast to coast and from Canada to Mexico.
Julian Walker
>starting
Jose Ramirez
probably threatening Syrian refugees
David Perez
germans are afraid of anything that wasn't procured in a sterile fashion by their government with proper paperwork.
Wildlife is the anthitesis of post WW1 German people
Nathan Collins
>be german
>get shot
Julian Gray
Hitler had a big project on the work to bring back pre-historic animals that used to dwell central europe 9000 years ago. The wild Auroch cow was one of those beasts, and they were originally meant to be haunted by nazi officials as a noblemen's sport like in the old golden days of Deutschland
Wyatt Hughes
>commencing
Jackson Howard
>germans are afraid of anything that wasn't procured in a sterile fashion by their government with proper paperwork.
Half of Germany was gommie during the Cold War and unlike Poland, they seem to have embraced it quite willingly without a lot of complaints. Figures they would run things like that.
Colton Roberts
>starting
Lincoln Hernandez
>starting
Blake Evans
youtube.com
dont lie german concentration camp collaborator we know what you did
Camden Jackson
...
Henry Stewart
Probably just a bug in the guy's EnvironmentalAwareness.exe, govt should be fixing it soon.
Jack Taylor
>We have to kill animals or else they'll die
Chase Green
>be german bison
>get shot
Dominic Scott
it was an immigrant bison
Nolan Perry
it was actually a polish bison that crossed the border, same for the wolfs that are coming back, they also came from poland.
Owen Taylor
>are
Lucas Garcia
It was a native bison*
Camden Martinez
>Starting
Oliver Taylor
>Wolves I can believe
Wolves are everywhre now and easily noticed.
They came from Poland and traveled through the desolated area that is Northern German outside mayor cities.
Robert Watson
>currently pondering
Alexander Fisher
ENGAGE
Josiah Lewis
>drove
At first I was in doubt since the Bison wasn't found in a car, but then again...
>through Poland
Xavier Lopez
>shoot the bison
>welcome the refugee
Robert Cox
After a hard day of work, the man who killed the creature went home to relax and play Bison Shooting Simulator.
Isaiah Morris
I'm dead
Austin Nguyen
...
Benjamin Gomez
>começando
William Green
...
Gavin Kelly
Germs are truly the worst and need to die out already.
Carson Torres
>evil
Brandon Long
FUGGING THE TIGHER!!!!!!
Easton Thomas
>Starting
Jonathan Gutierrez
I hate this timeline, i really do
Nolan Sanders
>încep
Hunter Clark
They're shooting the wrong brown animals.
Jaxson Anderson
>Initiating
Carson Rodriguez
>blogs.scientificamerican.com
So WTF they did that? What were the reasons behind that?!
Evan Anderson
cringe
Luke King
Wtf Germany? Good thing Polacks are saving the bisons from you.
Ryan Evans
>iniziando
Jaxon Bell
>beginning
Carson Howard
Nice. Do you think Poles are sending wolves to eat your immigrants?
Jeremiah Hill
What the fuck
Will they ever be stopped?