Alright, Aussiebruhs, here's the deal. My family and I are planning on going to Australia sometime in December. I've never been there, but I think we'll be in Melbourne.
What is Australia like, what races or groups should I be aware of (abos petrolling the street and such), what should I bring, and are there any sights or monuments I should visit?
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There are no Abos in the cities or at least very little of them. If you're going to Melbourne you just need to watch out for Apex gang members and try to contain your power level.
What are Apex gang members exactly?
>A leaf going to Auz in fucking December
Your going to melt desu
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Bunch of fucking Somali cunts robbing people and jacking cars.
>Melbourne
you'll fit right in
Fucking niggers goddamn.
Yeah, I figured. I'm bringing lots of sunscreen so I don't come back looking like an Apex gang member.
Yeh id recommend you travel to Sydney instead if you have the cash for it.
you should come to based Perth
the Melbourne cbd is absolute hipster garbage, Sydney is nice but nearly 100% asian. The outer suburbs of both are basically wog ghettos.
Perth on the other hand has abos for days - but theyre mostly confined to a few suburbs and converge around public transport hubs. Mostly abos are pretty chill during the day and only chimpout at night when therye most active.
Perth is basically 25km in every direction of suburban wasps. Up north we have tonnes of britbongs and south africans that are pretty much just grateful to be somewhere safe and full of middle class people.
The WA government is pretty solid conservative, the worst you can really say about them is that they blow shittons of money on grandiose public convention centres and stadiums.
The rest of the country basically consider us the uncultured boring rednecks but in general our economy and in particular our mining subsidises all the eastern states government bullshit.
The best part is that every second cunt here is pretty much what pol thinks all aussies are like.
TLDR Perth is your best chance to avoid the muslims, sjws and politically correct niggerfaggots
I'm stuck with Melbourne because we're visiting a family member there.
Well shit.
Just watch out for a group of young negros runing around and avoid them. You'll be ok then.
The fuck are you talking about? i went to habourtown near perth arena and the fucking place was filled with mudslimes and asians. Nowhere is safe except suburbs and even then you have to deal with petrol sniffers. I even got mugged by the fuckers once
Fuck off, we're full
If they try to speak to you, can you understand them? From what I've seen in youtube videos, they're barely human.
Firstly, toughen up princess for fucks sake
Secondly, harbour town is like discount warehouse bonanza for reject sneakers and tracksuits what the fuck did you expect
the young ones are legible if they are in the suburbs since they hang out around white teens that follow nigger culture but in NT and northern WA they are undecipherable
>what the fuck did you expect
Scorpions the size of my hand and kangaroos desu.
If you're going to Melbourne watch out for the Sudanese 'Apex' gang and other degenerates but you'll be fine safety wise most likely. You should get out of Melbourne, go up to Ballarat and do an Australian history tour, see the original Eureka stockade flag, go for a hike in the Victorian Grampians and a drive along the Great Ocean Road. If you can try and get over to Tassie or up into NSW/QLD.
>abos petrolling the street and such
You wont see that unless you go out to the small desert towns inland.
An alarming amount of young arabs males are angry assholes looking for a fight with anyone that looks at them, they roam in gangs and threaten people passing by, catcalling women, watching them surround a woman if terrifying to watch. They are the niggers of Australia. I get the feeling most of them are pussies and are just doing it or show, but still better to be safe than sorry.
Indians are usually quiet and docile, but if you are a girl or have one with you, they will stare intently, for as long as possible. If large in number they may get loud, dancing and singing, and sexual harassment may ensue.
African Blacks are legit heart of Congo black, as black as a black mans cape. There aren't very many of them, and they are usually quiet and keep to themselves, but gangs of them have been known to rape women.
Asians are pretty much bros, there are a lot more of them.
Its pretty safe out during the day, at night you have to be more cautious, it gets violent outside clubs/bars/pubs at like 2:00am.
And don't forget to watch out for dropbears.
>Canada visiting Aus in december
basically go to crown casino, imax, chaddy, or anywhere that's air-conditioned or you will probably die m8
Go to healesville sanctuary on the coolest forecast day of your stay if you want to see some wildlife + what said.
Check out Ned Kelly tour at glenrowan also, he's basically the aussie Dorner
If you are feeling homesick you can always wander around the CBD it's full of chinks.
No leafs allowed. You will be turned back as soon as you land.
Where are you from m8?
We dont really have much of the arab thing here in Perth, you do see the occasional muslims but they mostly seem pretty fearful to me most of the time. The Indian thing is true, they fucking staare man fuck. Also dealing with them in retail sales is the absolute worst. That being said I cant remember ever being threatened by any poos, and actually alot of them are highly educated. Alot of the indian or sri-lankan security guards ive talked to have been studying medicine and are usually pretty cool.
Funnily enough theres a big problem in the abo suburb with somalis - aparrently they fucking haate each other and theyre always fighting. Theres like one school thats just abos and somalis used to drive past it always made me giggle.
Asians and maories are bros definitely.
Oh and we have this weird little niche of mormons who are mostly asian and maori which i just cant fucking understand how that happens
What's Canberra like? I'll be there for a week in March. Any hot chicks that a 35 year guy can nail?
Pretty much everyone will want to fight you and the only sights in Melbourne worth seeing are the graffiti paintings on the walls around St Kilda. Don't let the kids see you while they're painting or they'll want to fight you as well.
Sydney here. Arabs are everywhere. I've had arab friends, they were all smart decent people, but the alarmingly vast majority are the angriest, most arrogant, childish fuck ever. They always do that shit when they try to startle you by pretending to launch at you when you walk past, they do it so much that I always expect it and never flinch anymore, and they still laugh with their friends like they 'scared me'. They hate white people with a passion, call any white person an "aussie cunt". They're like the typical retarded high school bullies. They do kill often, but you can't tell which ones are just acting tough and which ones are legitimately dangerous.
>and we have this weird little niche of mormons
I've heard of them out here but I'm not sure if I've come across them. We occasionally get the door to door religious people, but I never know what denomination they are because I just ignore them.
Yeah I know the type.
Your welcome in Perth m8. Heaps of people i went to school with moved over east as soon as they got out of high school, most were back in 6 months - basically what your saying. More and more it seems like WA is turning into the Texas of Aus...
Makes me think of all the years I was smugly told how great western europe was, and how racist we are here in Australia for not accepting in migrants and socialising everything.
mfw the UN says Australias policies are racist when Berlin Paris London and Brussels are part of the caliphate
Also, is it just me or do most of those cunts with postcode tattoos on their necks or knuckles make you chuckle?
Its like
>This is gonna save me heaps of time at the post office