Post your NOTP

>Post characterss that you think are better off having a purely platonic relationship.

Them being a couple feels so weird I feel like it's too obvious and they're like brother and sister.

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>wimpy white men in this thread too scared to get this circlejerk started by posting literally whos

Literally cancer.

>THIS!!!
They were just literally friends in TAS. But then Tumblrites and fetishists made the writers actually canon in the comics and now the comics with them is just PORNHUB.COM XXX DIRTY LESBIAN CLOWN AND GREEN GIRL SCISSORING.

@85936513
@85936593

You don't get any (You) from me

>Not loving the best couple in comics that never was.

does Turtlecest count? cuz I hate it.

>liking Harlyivy
Kys

Here, have this pity (You)

>he doesn't like lesbians

Look at this gay and laugh

God, yes. I used to like them until they got turned into flawless and pure poly lesbians bullshit. One of the most obnoxious group of shippers I've encountered (though tbf I don't follow SU, Voltron, or Undertale).

Back to tumblr

When I think about people with a lesbian fetishis, I picture a lonely sad faggot that is on the dark corner of the room, on a super hero pijama, silently masturbating to two women having sex on his bed, every time that he tries to get closer, they would call him a loser faggot and never touch him.

This is how I see you and your fetish.

That some projecting right there. Good job

More like Batman and everybody.
him in a relationship at all just seems weird to me.

Davekat.

Oh, and oldfag ships like Karezi and JohnVris.

thread went downhill at the speed of light

I hate it too. They're brothers for fuck sake.

These two numbskulls.

Although only because Mako x Asami was the only ship in the show I liked. For some reason, those two boring twits kind of combined to make one surprisingly cool duo when they got up to shenanigans. Putting Korra with Asami just ends up making Korra herself less interesting because Asami never really challenges her whenever they're around each other outside of maybe that one time she made her drive.

I hope your joking, lol

Sometimes I think you idiots don't know the meaning of the words you like to post

Liking lesbians is the ultimate form of cuckory. There is no denial for this.

Stop it, you already show that you were samefagging and being an idiot. It's best if you leave now

we are finally getting some bud cop action, please don't ruin this

>every insult ever is a projection
>insulting a guy abotoaduras a fetish that I find shit, in some way, makes me into said fetish

Try again faggot, that is literally you.

I mostly agree, but Talia Al Ghul exists (though I don't think that she and Bruce should ever end up together for more than a fling)

I kept having spelling errors, so I kept having to alter them.

Dude, you literally posted what YOU feel. It doesn't take much to see that you have some serious issues. Besides that was quite the description, very in-detail

That's because you have an elementary at best understanding of the character.

>i love pies
>i don't like pies
>what? You don't like pies? I bet you were born in march under a red sun, your parents must be named Adolf and Emily that raised you to become a butcher but you never wanted that, your favorite color must be yellow and your favorite dessert is cake
That's how you sound user, and your despiction of what a lesbian loving faggot is doesn't provide much strength to your argument besides "muh feelings"

and before you continue, i agree with you, but your execution was shit

Yes? Its how I feel about you.

I'm not trying to convert you, just saying why I think that lesbian fetish is shit.

Wait ... they're not in a relationship? Has Bendis clouded my mind again?

Dude, you went pretty deep to insult a fetish, admit that

>your father must be named Adolf
That would be awesome though

>Dude, you went pretty deep to insult a fetish, admit that
Still a type of cuck fetish

See, that would have been enough and you'll wouldn't have been shown as a projectionist, but you had to push your issues into the insult and come out like a fool

It's not even the same user dude.

>It doesn't take much to see that you have some serious issues.

>your fetish is shit because you are a cuck on it

>lol you have some SERIOUS ISSUES DUDE!

It’s called over exagerating for humor's sake, and also to insult you. I can give you some more for feetfags too if you want, because they are also annoying as fuck. Don't act like a literal autist. Seriously.

Whatever.

>whatever
10/10 comeback

Enjoy your Reddit karma and Tumblr reblogs

And to complement, this is the other reason for why lesbianfags are annoying: they have a NEED TO be accepted, if anyone insult any other fetish here people will just say "fuck this and fuck that", but a lesbianfag will say "HOW DARE YOU TO NOT LIKE IT! I-I WILL SPAM THIS SHIT TO PROVE A POINT!" and them they spam every thread with any minimal correlation to their ship with it. Like that autist who ship evil captain planet villain Asami with slave Korra.

Dubs don't lie

Seriously though this is probably the most accurate description of lesbian fags

The only one I can see Batman with is Catwoman and even that has problems.

Quesada, Slott whoever you are fuck off.

Kaine and Aracely

They aren't but people ship them

I like him and Selina being friends with benefits

This. Puts a smile on my face when I think about how this will never happen despite how badly self-inserting Parkerfags want it.

Luckily Simon is going for Bleez.

I want Jess with Barry

Ok. Catwoman and Talia are the only ones I can see him having any sort of sexual relationship with.

Even then it'd just be a casual fling with flirting and cock teasing (from both sides) and the occasion fuck for release of sexual frustration.

I hate how every idea of friendship has to have a sexual connotation now, it degrades the importance of friends.

I NOTP harleyivy but Dini did say they wanted to make them a thing; higherups just wouldn't allow it. He tried to hint it as much as he could. It's not like fans perverting friendship here.

All of them that aren't canon interested or engaged, faggots.

I have one NOTP

Shippers X Posting

it's a reaction to how lacking most popular romances are these days. if your spouse is not also your best friend, you fucked up.

Autism rates are skyrocketing

Every relationship will have an ulterior motive by 2240

Tumblr needs to make everything gay and invent new words like bromance because the thought of two people being really good platonic friends is such a foreign thought to them.

You keep calling it a fetish as if it's this obscure thing a small group of people are obsessive over. Go to literally any porn site and lesbian will be one of the biggest categories.

>Tumblr invented the word bromance

How fucking young are you?

I know they're the "alpha couple" (even though Jeremy and Aelita are the only established couple) but they have absolutely no chemistry.
They're "can't spit it out" dynamic got old in the first few episodes.

tumblr openly mocks bromance as a term

It is a fetish faggot, as much as other things like milfs, that are also on the top searchs. Being popular on porn sites don't stop something of being a fetish. Are you underage?

That edgy part of tumblr openly mocks men having valid feelings as a concept, even the men

kind of like the edgy part of Sup Forums does the same thing for women, even the women

>friendless autists all around

well in the particular case of bromance it mocks what they perceive as a pathological need by men to couch any feelings in an extra thick veneer of machismo, but your point still stands

So basically, men having feelings like insecurity and anxiety over gender roles, mistaken sexual identity, and heteronormativity. Things tumblr whines about women and fags having to deal with all the time.

My point stands pretty fucking tall

I cannot see that ever going anywhere. It would have to be an insane shipper fanfiction to occur.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

This and CarolSpiderfags.

Tumblr hates bromance and loves queerplatonic.

Shadow and Rouge.

Why are they fat???

Because reasons

>those two boring twits kind of combined to make one surprisingly cool duo
Also that kept Korra and Mako separate from one another. I swear every second spent on Korra's and Mako's relationship was a second of the show wasted.
>Hey Bryan we could develop Bolin's character more
>or even develop Amon or Unalaq so they're not disappointing
>NAH SIKE LET'S MAKE KORRA AND MAKO ARGUE LIKE TODDLERS AGAIN

This is cringe as fuck.

Fan-artists, some can be writers some cannot

Not saying I'd walk out the theater if it happens in Zoo 2, but I'm gonna need some flawless writing to sell me on it.

And you go around saving and posting garbage?

Hey. the fact that I find it cute it's all that matters

This. I do like the idea of Selina and Talia being "we could've been together if you weren't on the wrong side of the law" types, but ultimately he never finds love.

They don't share any hobbies or traits or anything and she hates him because of his race (and family IIRC), there's no way they could work together.