ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH !!!

ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH !!!

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Not really.

It's shit being Glaswegian.

But, the great outdoors!

Im scottish and can comfirm its shite

try being mexican. Nothing about us is good.

nah, everywhere is shite

I don't get the hype for this film. It's not bad, but just not as good as everyone memes it is. Must be that Sup Forums's userbase has a large Scottish, cocaine-addicted population

>tfw no Scottish gf
The accent is so sexy.

this desu, scottish and irish accents are top tier

>tfw no pale redhead freckled scottish/irish gf

>The accent is so sexy.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4K3W5vZiL4

No wonder scots all end up heroin

>irish accents

Only thing that is an even bigger boner killer

I honestly found that arousing

user, I.. you should get your autism sorted out

>never going to fuck kelly mcdonald
Why should i bother

Glasgow is great m8

the soundtrack is great

You guys have pretty good food.

The sanitised Scots and Irish accents Hollywood shows you are top tier.

Most of them sound like they're gargling stale cum and can't be understood by normal people. Same reason you never see Geordies in movies.

scottish people all seem like massive conniving dicks to me, or at least disengenous somehow, like they just try to talk as nonsensical as possible as a fuck you to the english. idk why I think that. irish people seem more kindhearted, but also more stupid and violent.

>Must be that Sup Forums's userbase has a large Scottish, cocaine-addicted population

Heroin actually. A lot of it is nostalgia. It was an extreme movie in its day which helped burn it into people's minds. Also, being a Glaswegian in my 30s, it is a great little time capsule of the period, that spoke to the experiences of a great deal of working class teens/young adults at the time.

edinburgh is the only good place in scotland.

You misspelled Shiite, you illiterate mongrel!

did you do heroin?

Edinburgh is your typical tourist-trap multicultural hellhole.

Fuck no.

This. All the best places are about as far away from the cities as you can get.

Welsh is better for girls, so fucking cute and chirpy.

only place with culture and decent buildings. glasgow is scummy industrial hellhole, inverness doesn't have shit in it, otherwise it might compete for best. aberdeen is too grey. dundee is dundee.

i'm curious, do you have malls in scotland?

THICC women

We are masters of the tuba

>not wanting a beautiful girl with a sexy Manx dialect
>being this pleb

I enjoy being Glaswegian. anyone disagrees, stick the head on them

Malinchista. Mexico IS the shite. It might not be perfect, but what place is? Deberia darte pena, a tu patria despreciar!

Never been to Scotland, is it shitty? Looks kinda dreary

tacos

Accents are confusing pal don't take it so personally.

At least you can get girls. Try being Indian. Thankfully I don't look it.

>I've never been to the Highlands or western isles
>I don't understand what's good about Glasgow.
>I am a mong

mexican food is greasy fat rolled in lard

I'm surprised people still think this about Glasgow. It isn't. You probs should stop trying to push complex and unique cities into over simplified definitions.

What are you going to do? Behead and quarter him if he doesn't say it's paradise on Earth?

Aye we call em shopping centres

how dare you sir we have some of the finest

glasgow is 80% students now

Naw it's great mate. Google the isle of Skye and a village called Arisaig for a taste

shopping centres lad.

The centre maybe

Scotland is actually the best country in the world. Very little crime. Excellent scenery. Lots of history. Literally invented everything. Never any serious Happenings or disasters. All the nastiness of Britain is kept locked up in the cities of England.

I just might user.

>mfw the only white english people in the entire UK are all in st andrews

youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM

What the fuck is wrong with this island?

Tequila

>all those onions

who the fuck calls city centre "the centre"?

have you ever been to glasgow you dumb tcheuter cunt. the west end and south side is student central.

we have some others with more variety

who /Fife/ here

my bad wrong one

are you actually from fife or just a uni fag

I live in the gorbals. You sound angry pal.

BRITISH BY BIRTH

ENGLISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD

Born and raised in Dunfermline.

>tcheuter pretends to be from glasgow
>only response is a decade old meme

A tale as old as time

i live in inverness, i study in glasgow, inverness is far superior to glasgow but edinburgh beats both.

>ENGLISH BY THE GRACE OF ALLAH (PBUH)

Fixed that for you, Nigel.

What meme? What are you on about?

Glasgow has an industrial hangover, fading slowly. the tough but down to earth vibe comes through, some times in a very good way. Also, too many clinically depressed cunts

Superior how? I am curious now.

What's it like? What's the posh areas and the rough areas?

the best thing about Scotland is looking into the sea and contemplating jumping in?

>very little crime
as whole, yeah maybe but glasgow, parts of fife and dundee are still pretty mental tbqh

Dundee cucks unite

Despite this coming out in my mid teens while living on a heroin infested, English, council estate it still makes me nostalgic for those days.

Creepy m8

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Abby from GB senpai
see this wat do

Amen

the weegie superiority complex
its a shame really

It's alright. Close enough to Edinburgh if you need to go there. Nice parks.

Rough area was Abbeyview, but they knocked down the worst parts years ago. Touch is still Beirut-of-the-north though.

Dunno if we really have any posh bits. Shitloads of new builds popping up for people who work in Edinburgh but actually want to buy a house.

Yeah but then look at the rest of the world. It's all relative.

I moved to Edinburgh for a job and honestly massive culture shock for me. I've never seen so many hipsters.

inverness is very cosy, but has nothing really in it. edinburgh is also cosy and has lots of things to do. glasgow is just a business city.

thanks. i guess, my question was a tad stupid considering malls are now everywhere in 2017. i think it's because of all those movies and tv shows i saw that show a castle in the middle of a rocky landscape. in the news, when scotland is mentioned they only show edinburgh castle castle not a city view like when they show london with that ferris wheel thingy and all those buildings and city lights in the background.

doesn't it suck that you don't have a good big supermarket

My cousin lived on an island and didn't see a tree till he was a teenager.

It's only with women though.
Women with Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents sound hot... with the men it's just annoying but that's most likely because I have no interest in anything they have to say.

I'm English, I live in the middle of England... like, right fucking BANG in the middle, my accent is part posh, part London, part farmer, part fucking everything.

Glasgow friendly as fuck mate. Aberdeen is all biz.

Perth Road madman reporting in

There's a big Asda and 2 big Tescos.

No Lidl tough, but at least 2 Aldis.

This is Glasgow, Scotland

not talking about the people, more the atmosphere and the surroundings

>no morrisons

why live

>considering malls are now everywhere in 2017

??

People actually shop at Morrisons?

Glasgow has great vega restaurants, and good bars and coffeeshops if you ain't a spergy Sup Forumsster

kek where about on perth road?

>22
>On the dole
>Live in Leith
>Started using cocaine

Yeah its pretty shite being scottish

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vegan*

englanders do.

there might be one, I've never been up the town in ages.

Dundee film student reporting in

Dundee is the same way in a small area.
t. Vegan

what you filming senpai?