FRIENDS

What were the lyrics for this show's theme song again?

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CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

NO ONE TOLD ME IT GONNA BE THIS WAY
>cue excessive American clapping

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA

What the fuck is this? Cosplay or something?

I'll be waiting for you there

Why, what's wrong with it? You have a problem with black people or something?

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
*gunshot
*gunshot
*gunshot
You're hooked on crack and smack,
And your welfare's late today!
the car you stole is stuck in second gear...
and your babby's daddy won't get out for another 5 yeeeeaaaars

Chick on the left seems to be everywhere and she sucks.

AIN'T FINNA TELL ME SHIT WAS GON GET THIS BAD

*GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT*

>GUN SHOT
>GUN SHOT
>GUN SHOT
>GUN SHOT
>GUN SHOT
>GUN SHOT

Black Joey looks like he could be fun

Yo So nahh one told you life wuz gonna be dis here way
yo' motha fuckin job's uh joke, you broke
yo' love life's D.O.uh
It's like you always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been yo' day, yo' week, yo' monf
Or even yo' year, but
ah'll be dere fo' you
(When da rain starts ta pour)
ah'll be dere fo' you
(Like ah've been dere 'bfoe)
ah'll be dere fo' you
('Cause you dere fo' me too) and shit.

Welfare's a joke, yo dawg, your thug life's DOA

Why are they allowed to appropriate white culture?

Die Fahne hoch!
Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt!

I guess that no-one told ya life was gonna be this way!

*five gunshots*
Your hooked on crack and smack,
Your baby daddy's locked away!
It's like he only lives for selling gear,
And and now he's locked away again for another 5 years.

But I'll be there for you!
To raise your awful son

I'll be there for you!
Being a cuck sounds kinda fun!

I'll be there for you!
'cause I've been brainwashed by the jews!

WE
WUZ
on a break

HOL UP

*smacks lips*

SO U BE SAYING

*reloads uzi*

WE SOME KINDA FRIENDS?

this is where reddit is better than Sup Forums, because reddit lets you upvote stuff. and threads get archived right on reddit, so all the top posts are viewable in a seperate tab.

this post would be a top post on Sup Forums for sure, but it'll be lost forever to the pleb archives.

THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH

Which ones which?

>reddit is better than Sup Forums
You know where the door is
Fuck off

>the car you stole is stuck in second gear...

is that fat guy supposed to be joey?

Yeah, I do.

I visit both happily.

AYO HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
WE WUZ ON A BREAK N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

That's racist.

makes sense, Ross was never around to raise Ben and went into a blind rage at the mildest provocation

When the fuck did Sup Forums become to racist?

Around spider-man 1 theater release.

Someone give this guy something.
Some kind of award.
A cookie, a paperclip, something, anything.

Oh look it's the same Shitskinress from (((Dear White People))) who blackwashed Valkyrie

Bruh no 1 tol' U tings was gunna b dis way.
Gettin' jobs a joke I'm broke, might as well sell MDMA.
Dats Y I'm on my 2nd beer.
When it ain't bin my toke or my poke... OI WHERE'Z MY BEER?

>black people
>people

So no one told you dad was gonna leave today
*gets shot*
*gets shot*
*gets shot*
*gets shot*
You've sold your crack, you're black
Your welfare lasted a day
The bike you stole, it only has one gear
The popo got you and you'll be locked up for 25 yeaaaaaarrrrsssss

Dad wasn't there for you
And it really fucking shows
Dad wasn't there for you
It's a show about negroes
Dad wasn't there for you
And your son's dad is gone too

Nigger Friends

are we supposed to believe
> niggers have careers
> can dress like civilized people
> women that are over 20 don't have 3 kids
> can get together without fighting?
> would congregate without smoking dope and getting fucked up
> could live in an apartment building without Section 8 or being evicted

The real Nigger Friends was already made
youtube.com/watch?v=S--E9_Y6xBg

Hahahahaa, I got you banned!

Why can't black people stop appropriating our culture? So sad.

That joke was already made. Try again, homeboy.

Friends with Black middle-class would still be corny, they would act like carltons family and it still wouldnt be funny, plus martin lawrence show was the black equivalent to friends and that show was funnier youtu.be/KSflQdXxsx8

Black people riding the coattails of successful whites yet again.

Niggers really do steal everything, huh?

They're getting back at us for stealing rap and worldstarhiphop

>and your babby's daddy won't get out for another 5 yeeeeaaaars

lol

Best part

*try and remember for a moment*
*fail*
*smile*
and I'm leaving after I post his so none of you faggots can remind me.
*mind continues to reconstruct lyrics with increasing success as I type post*
AHHHHHH
SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT

X gawn give it to ya

Kek. I would pay to see that.