Wow, I mean - other countries, are you even trying?

Wow, I mean - other countries, are you even trying?

>be USA
>claim to be "superpower"
>have 350 million people
>can barely scrape together an olympic team which isn't obese
>mfw

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imagine caring about antiquated sports with 20 total global participants

>implying Anglos care about the winter Olympics

*inhales*

Spoken like a true loser

>half of the country is warm
geeiwonderwhy.jpg

your per capita is irrelevant, use the per capita about the athletes practicing those sports and not the per capita of the total population.

this would actually be of interest bump

bravo norway

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yeah but good luck finding the exact numbers

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Maybe there are some inhalers to fix your brain disease aswell

Dont be butthurt, for a country with zero mountains you guys are doing pretty good. Still getting rekt of course, but you're ok.

you could assproximate by numbers of involvement in sports clubs

There's like a billion competitions of the only sport you guys are good at

I just keep hearing excuses. For an established winter nation your medal count is just embarassing. Bad effort Canada, step it up

Now post the actual Olympics that people give a shit about.

funny how even fucking Netherlands have more medals than Denmark

You did a good job Norway, I'm proud of you!

It gets even worse when you consider how many athletes we sent.

I bet 90% of their medals are from indoor skating or something. Dutchies are really autistic about that

How many medals did you get at the summer Olympics?
4 bronze. That's right. Even we got 2 gold, 6 silver and 7 bronze.
Step up your summer game, Norway.

it's truly pathetic how can a nation like Norway be such a pathological cheater
you're putting Russians to shame

>Norway
>good

>~330 medals in 22 games
>barely above 100 golds

>new German team
>~230 medals in 11 games
>already more than 80 golds
and that's just the new one

number or people who admit going skiing/snobording in usa during last 12 months ~9M
total population ~230M

i'm actually surprised by this

Denmark is flatter than the Netherlands with no snow during the winter and a much smaller population. It makes total sense.

>be br*Toid
>send a national record high number of athletes to winter Olympics
>takes a week before you get a single medal
>can't watch it because you forgot to pay your tv license

>this is what polish media shills
lmao

terrible medal to population ratio germany, step it up

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Norwegian_sportspeople_in_doping_cases

I don't think we're flatter, though.
But it's true that we don't get snow.
And we don't practice winter sports, apart from curling.

It doesnt even snow in my state

>tfw Iceland cannot into gold medal

Is it true that the reason why US does so bad in winter Olympics is because they only have black athletes who cannot into snow? And that there are no whites left?

i apologize. i should've been clear: i am surprised at how many people ski/snowboard

This is my favorite European asspain. There are so many obvious holes in their logic but when it comes to Olympics its all
> y-y-you have a big population and gdp!
Go figure the nords are the best at ski jump. If I lived in Norway id also try jumping off a cliff

Most Americans are dirt poor and can't afford to go

and then you can't in summer Olympic

Their highest hill is double the height of your highest hill though

>Ejer Baunehoj: 171m
>Vaalserberg: 322m

all this amerimutt COPE makes my penis so hard

>norwegian """banter"""

A mutt pic would have been better banter than that tbqh

while the usa seems like a desert country in winter olympics.. they still seem to get more medals than russia which is supposed to be a frozen shithole. figure that huh

left: polish cross country skier medalist (healthy, completely clean)
right: norwegian cross country skier medalist (suffers of asthma, on medications just like most of norwegian "sportsmen")
do you see the difference, wh*Toid?

Enjoy your time in the sun lad in a month 90% or more of the world's population will go back to forgetting you exist

Norway please. I like you in general but you fucks are being insufferable at the moment.

HOLY FUCK XDDD

They aren't even in the sun now. The winter Olympics are irrelevant aside from ice hockey and it's shit this year since NHL players can't participate.

>tfw we lost to fucking Germany

I actually enjoyed watching womens hockey quite a bit this Olympics

Population in Hokkaido is 5.6 mil
So, it is not impressive.

I live in a city with a higher population than norway. Then again I've literally never met anyone that owns a ski

You dont get to the top without making a few enemies

Only swedes care about hockey

The winter games have always been dominated by sports that are enjoyed by white countries who have citizens that can afford to buy the expensive gear required, so of course the USA has started to lag behind compared to their dominance decades ago.

I haven't followed it. Our team will just job to Japan or something I can't take it seriously.

>Only swedes care about hockey

You're right, sweden is the only country who cares about the dumb hockey tournament. Cross country skiing is the real main event.

>Left
Athlete banned for doping.

>Right
Athlete that has never violated any anti-doping rules.

Know the difference.

Obviously. Funnily enough, Swedes thought cross-country was the shit in the 80's when they were actually good at it. Now they just cling to the sad remnants of a hockey team which im sure is 90 % syrians

Only swedes care about hockey

We don't give a shit about half of the sports.

>hockey team which im sure is 90 % syrians

haha aa

>medals per 100B GDP
for what pvrpose? Also WTF Italy? Just 9 medals?

forget everything you're doing about the syrians right now and remember this: DO NOT teach them to ice skate or they will be crossing the waters in the cold months too

Germany is an ice hockey superpower

>Baltic sea
>completely freeze in the southern parts

Doesn't that happen like once every 20 years or some shit?

When will they ban our meme sport?

user.. we are heading towards a small ice age in the northern hemisphere as we exchange messages

We have a funny way of doing things at winter olympics. We are shit at 99% of things, but determinedly seem to enter everything only to get btfo

we had a good chance of a medal in speed skating but our girl fell over twice and then got disqualified.
pic related might get us something though

We'll ask the government to supply our athletes with inhalers next time.

I mean, it's cold as fuck atm but last time the Baltic sea froze completely was in like 2011 and then we had like 6-7 months of winter. This is nothing.

Canadians do...

their interest is about to be ended

>Germany only has a chance when Canadas top players aren't allowed to go

Amazing

>scandi cucks live and breathe winter sports
>they get snow year round
>half the us doesn’t even get snow
>other half gets it for 1/4th of the year

>scandi cucks:”hurrre git gud”
When you’re good at real sports like basketball or football we’ll talk limp-wristed sven

We surpassed you once and we will do it again
This will become worse for you than Brazil 2014

Excuse me?

>This will become worse for you than Brazil 2014

You are playing against third rate, provincial levels players who can't even land an NHL contract for a second line up, stop thinking so highly of yourself.

You have double our population. Anything below 2x our GDP means you are still inferior on a per person basis.

with one post you became more retarded than the usanian reaction pic. congrats

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Was mocking the n*Rwegian lad

That sums up Canada

that's why I posted the per capita as you can see in the bottom left corner
>Canadian education on economically more prosperous nations

>PPP

Almost as funny a joke as your hockey team

Looks like Germany is becoming too strong again. Maybe your new eastern border should be the Elbe at the end of the next war? :^)

You're pretty much even in nominal GDP

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita

>haha you adjusted for local purchasing power, how stupid to compare prosperity that way
Anway...

that would only increase the GDP per capita though

or we could also use "medals per athletes sent per capita"

>"medals per athletes sent per capita"
how many medals on average have athletes sent by a country historically won compared to all "there was an attempt".

fucking brilliant (tfw afraid of looking at the numbers)

I will spare you the pain.
>1. GDR
>2. Czechoslovakia
>3. UdSSR

USA
>5th in Winter games
>1st in Summer games

Norway
>1st in Winter games
>74th in Summer games

who care this shit?

link? pls

norway can beat you in a cute snowball fight every day

>USA losing

yeah lol nobody gives a fuck anyway who competes in those gay sports

>USA wins (in swimming)

LOOOL REST OF THE WORLD WHAT'S WRONG? SWIMMING IS THE COOLEST AND MOST IMPORTANTEST OF ALL!! GIT GUD

ja zere are too many medals for ze swimming vere are all ze medals for der fußball und de scheiße competition

Blacks can't swim therefore swimming is the sport of the White man.

I just pulled that out of my ass, but former iron curtain nations had fabulous results

Another fun fact: If you add up all German medals, Germany is the all-time leader

That's literally what Norway is doing. Why is europe so bootyblasted about the usa?

Trump was right again.

nobody cares about the snownigger olympics
would rather watch womens sports than some rich nerd skiing

no one else pretends (in all seriousnes) to be #1 at everything
so we don't want to miss an opportunity to point out to you that you aren't