ITT: write the dialogue for when Justin Trudeau appears in Marvel Comics

ITT: write the dialogue for when Justin Trudeau appears in Marvel Comics.

If you fight mansplaining, the patriarchy wins

Walked past a comic store and they had a sign about this Trudeau comic thing. WTF?

Dear

cucks,

WE

wtf i hate the patriarchy now

If you take the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos, he wins.

Ugh, what a crappy likeness.

WAZ

This always annoyed me, WW is standing there and has restrained a person who has done nothing wrong, then allows someone to assault him because he's being annoying.

"I am a faggot. My wife is for muslims only."

KANGS

Liberals, like niggers, think it's okay to assault people who offend them with words.

It's an odd world, really.

Back in the day, dictators threw you in jail or attacked you with thugs. Today, "peaceful" and "tolerant" """"activists"""" will do the mugging and jailing.

Signed,

>lasso makes you tell the truth
>it doesn't stop mansplaining
>mansplaining is the truth

>If you save people from villains; the villains win

Here comes Ironman
Fucks my wife as hard as he can.
He's a billionaire
But I'm a huge cuck so I don't even care.

I want to believe the issue will play out something like this.

>western comics are so bad they're nothing but the author's soapbox

And people wonder why weebs exist.

This. DC is based. Marvel is shit.

wtf did i just read lol

The story of a CIS boy who wasn't afraid to love a Trans girl. Shitlord.

Your

"WLRBLEBBGLGRGLLBLBRGLRBGGB" he said, managing to fit the 4th cock into his mouth.

faggot

KANG

Th-that dude with the cape's g-gonna fly up from Metropolis and s-smack my s-shit, ain't he?

Guilt Pleasure Trudeau comic when?

>mfw he might not be subject to the 'no real persons' drawthread rule anymore

DUDE