So you gonna ask her, Sup Forums?

So you gonna ask her, Sup Forums?

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>you just blow in from stupid town?

The joke I would expect from an MRA.

I'd buy her a few more of those drinks, then screw her and leave the next morning before she wakes up.

No thanks. At least DC still has a cool bird-named blonde.

Wow, this place really is Sup Forumsmblr.

That looks like lemonade my dude.

I'd rather ask her about that drink, or that cool belt.

Do you really think this?

I'd ask if I could culturally enrich her.

>Why do you have to make everything about yourself?

No
I'll instead read Ms Marvel a female hero who men and women of any race religion or creed can enjoy without being mocked

>he reads Ms. Marvel

Faggot.

...

How about some casual sex?

I hear feminists are super into that

That's not from Ms Marvel

>faggot
>posts SUPA KAWAII ANIMU GRL XD

Certain sects are very Anti-sex. Think Anita Sarkeesian vs Laci Green.

Only if she solicits my opinion on Israel.

Yeah, shes a hot girl and that shirt is begging for someone to talk to/dick her.

Id go up to her and introduce myself and ask her name and ask her to explain her agenda to me over some drinks.

>getting assblasted because of reaction images

I would ask her why she didn't respect, and marginalised the superheroines of the previous era by erasing them via revisionist history

enjoy your day in court rapist

>saving shit tier reaction pics

It was a joke you gargantuan retard. He said he could read it without being mocked, and is then immediately mocked. Fuck where's that pic of the Joker losing his shit when you need it.

You don't the confidence, wit, looks, charisma or money to even take a step toward pulling that off, mate.

Take your kick to the soul and go.

Manga is superior to the shit Marvel is putting out.

Well now you're just asking for it user.

Nice projection. I actually have all of those things, hence why I wouldn't be afraid to approach a woman wearing that shirt. Women love the bantz mate.

She'll just take back her consent after the fact making you a defacto rapist. The fact that you're using alcohol is already a grey area in itself.

>>Women love the bantz mate.
>I've never met a vagina

Superior Bird.

He called you, you're done.

Firstly you don't "meet" a vagina. It's not a person.

Secondly you've clearly never been laid if you don't know women that wear shirts like that are the easiest to approach and love to talk to strangers about their viewpoints.

What's wrong with her being a feminist? Everybody should be, unless they don't believe in equality.

nobody here would actually do anything. at worst just stare for a second in silent buttpain

also is that a shop

How come neither your straw nor your umbrella go down from the rim of the glass?

>Still pretending on the internet

I wonder if in this brief universe she cucked Bobbi

>Two giant faggot trying to tell the rest of the world how much pussy they get

Please, guys. We all know you're both handsome alphas who talk about comics on chinese image boards.

Kek alright mate, I don't know why you are so upset when I'm giving you sound advice but carry on. I feel bad for you if you are so beta that you believe everyone else must also be that beta.

Why would it be? Nothing new from Mockingbird, or Marvel for that matter. In fact I would call it subtle in comparison.

I go to college. I know those types. No, they don't like men unless they're gay men. They have the biggest victim complex and "us vs them" mentality, and they're usually the biggest assholes to anyone who doesn't follow the "feminist gospel".

>sound advice
>advising me to date a feminist

Yeah, very sound advice there genius.

What is your feminist agenda?

I tell her I'm HUGHMUNGUS

Nah, I'll just stand next to her and fart.

See this is why they act that way towards you. You go up to them with this preconceived notion that they are gonna be awful. You gotta approach them with an open mind in a non aggressive manor and actually pretend to be open to hearing their views. Let them babble on for a few hours or class periods and you'll be sleeping with them in no time.

Im done with my soap box though man, they are super easy. The shirt itself is a conversation starter.

lol triggered

>It's called a mantle, not a womantle.

Every time.

I'll let my nigga, Joker, ask her.

HUGH MUNGUS... WHAT?

Ask her what?

What her book's tone is supposed to be?
Why it's not selling?
Who her writer is?

I've known a few too. You may want to ask about her STD treatment agenda as well.

>Creates a laser helmet
>Doesn't understand that an X-ray isn't going to make you radioactive
She's meant to be smart or something?

>You go up to them with this preconceived notion that they are gonna be awful.

I don't even talk to them, they're the ones being not-so-passively-agressive towards my straight male classmates and myself and labeling us rapists without any provocation. But w/e, continue doing your thing, and I'll keep doing my thing.

Why they gotta shit all over old dead heroes to make the new ones look better?

>What I type on the internet is true!

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Ok. What's up with your feminist agenda?

It was just a laser pointer taken apart and slapped onto a helmet, doofus.

>It's an 'Kamala reads non-canon fanfiction on the internet and becomes progressively enraged' issue and Sup Forums doesn't get it

Not here to educate you, shitlord!

Ok.

Ok, sorry. I'm gonna go over there and rape those women then.

So which issue number is this from?

Why you say that to me? You harassin' me or sumthin'? You denying me my agency? Mysogynist! Rapist! I'll make you a meme on gawker! You've been very rude! Can you give me your name?

Forthcoming one. What are we at? #6?

>I'll make you a meme on gawker!

Wait. I thought that was dead.

>Can you give me your name?

Richard Profit

Issue #8

Mockingbird is actually a pretty great series I was shocked

It's funny because she looks like all blonde comic book women. Like I can't tell who that is.

>Wait. I thought that was dead
Yes. But someone actually said that recently. see here. youtube.com/watch?v=6LdmBqJLYcU

>Richard Profit
Man. Cain is so subtle.

Only if I plan on using it as a starting point for a conversation in which I can ask her out. Beyond that, why the fuck should I care what views she holds on civil rights?
>implying that third wave feminism has anything to do with women being oppressed

Well, it's better than Squirrel Girl and Thor anyway.

That's a boy, you homofaggot

Is that seriously the joke of ?

Because that's the same pathetic tier as 2016 Ghostbusters and their "ad-libing insults against Youtube misogynist haters"

nah. thor's ahead cause of art. I dont care about squirrel girl

It is. The other fanfictions are cute though. There's one set in the Marvel universe of anthropomorphic animals. Kamala is Hss Marvel, a rattlesnake, accompanied by Miles as Spider-Mole.

Egalitarianism is the superior ism

You saying your name is Hugh Mongous?

That's sexual assault.

When I worked as a cashier I saw a guy with a "ask me about free gas" T-shirt. So when he came up I asked him, and he gave me a confused look. We had a short awkward conversation, I guess he was given the shirt and never bothered with the words on it. After that I ignore all "ask me" shirts.

Fuck everything else about this picture. Fuck this bitch for being on vacation when I'm at work. Fuck her for being on a beach with a drink in her hand. Fuck her oversized bracelets. Fuck her belt with the 'M' on it. And last, fuck her thigh gap.

Super Soldier-Infinity Serum cocktail, user. Unless you're the size of the Blob, you'd get drunk first.

I just think you wanna fuck her.

anarcha-feminism - useless
liberal feminism - harmful trash
socialist feminism - middling and dialectically incorrect
marxist feminism - just right

>be omega, never had a gf, virgin
>have a Women of Antiquity class at university
>finally manage to get the courage to talk to one of the girls in the front seat
>'chat' (more listening) about feminism, the class, and her artwork
>sometime during the chat a boyfriend comes up
>admit defeat and just let the conversation continue naturally until it ended
>check out her tumblr out of curiosity
>decent art, all of it hard on the LGBT stuff
>pic of her bf
>some twink nu-male faggot

Overall it was nice talking to her still; I never tried a second conversation though because I always have this fear that starting up a conversation will make me look like a creeper weirdo.

>Progressively enraged
I see what you did there

It was a joke. Waid is super into Mar-Vell. Sup Forums can't into anything not written with the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face.

Isn't Mar-Vell a comic that is a blunt parody of Superman or some shit?

Laci Green isn't pro sex. she's pro TALKING about sex.

>marxist feminism - just right

You mean the cancer killing the west?

That fear is 85% of what stops you from getting laid. Who gives a shit. I've approached women when they act super bitchy and guarded and I simply say that I was just trying to talk to them not to fuck them immediately and walk away. Occasionally they will chase me down and apologize and we hit it off, sometimes they still tell me to fuck off. Either way who cares. Get out of your head man, best thing you can do is just try and don't approach with those worries in your head.

Which is more than Anita, fucker despise even the slightest hint of sex appeal. Reminds me of a conservative nun in the 90s-00s.

>omega
>blog post
For real though there's nothing wrong with wanting to be platonic friends with a female. Having another conversation isn't creepy, but never talking to her again because you found out she was in a relationship is.

No...? All they have in common is being aliens that became champions of earth.

no, that would be corporations and right wing ideals imploding on itself.

but go on, tell us about the bailout, how central banking schemes "different" and your special snowflake capitalism.

Shit man, I'd be good with having a close female friend or any friend for that matter. Should have added friendless to the adjectives.

But yeah, I do psyche myself out of talking just trying to keep an awkward situation from occurring.

Wouldn't that just give me totally kickass powers?

>Hugh Mongous

That's a good one.

Tell me about it:

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It's not from the actual writer of the book.

Of course I would, seeing as I'd be trying to sleep with her. That'll probably require me yelling
>WOMEN ARE STRONG AND INDEPENDENT AND I AM A LOWLY PRIVILEGED WHITE PIECE OF SHIT MALE
to make her cum.

Fuck no.
I'd have to go outside for that.