Favorite Aqua Teen quote?

Favorite Aqua Teen quote?

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hes in love, shoot him in the head

What you mean I sound young?
I am big and mature and an adult amlnd I like me some choose choo trains cause the go"choo choo".

>YOU! you take the ramp, because your handicapped..... mentally.

No, i dont have a firearm, i just have these... action bills.

COMMENCE DA JIGGLIN!

YOU SHAVE UP THERE?!?

>10 million bottle of beer on the wall

>10 million bottles of beer

>Nah, NAH! You ain't nodding, you ain't agreeing with NOBODY! Youe are BANGING your head, cuz you're gonna WAKE THE DEAD!

Every time

...

>But i thought you said tv was bad
>Oh, it is. But we fucking need it

"How did you get in here?!"

"Science FICTION!"

you will feel no pain
>you will feel no pain
but you must sit very still
>but you must sit very still
ring this bell when the flies come
>RING THIS BELL WHEN THE FLIES COME

I'mma name you Jesus Ezekial Jesus....and that's from the bible.

The cancer episode was the best episode they ever did. It was actually emotional.

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You're so smart, let's see how much your ass knows about flying!

>GENTLEMEN

IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE???

>COME HERE, RANDAL, AND PAY YOU HALF OF THE UTILITY!!!

>BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>YO, BACKWOODS RETARD.

>not now.
>not EVER.

Fryman, we're full of religion now.
Everyone, bow your heads and pretend to care.
>DO IT OR I'LL BOW EMAIL FOR YA

>EM not EMAIL

Fucking autocorrect.

>you will have your dick ripped off tonight

Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

CORN!

>I'm the main audience for free since I'm unemployable

Sex with animals? There's no time, man!

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Booboodow boobadow
>solo WIDDLYWAAAAAAAAAAbadowboodoWAAAAboodboodooWAAAWIDDLYIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYWAAAAAAAAA

Try this on for size, fryman. Or for 59 cents more, try the super size!

come on, it'll be fun

...

So I put two and two together there, and I decided youre pissing me off.

>But look, I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up looking like THAT, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

You gotta study me, like a pupil
>LIKE A PUPILAHAHAHA

>You know, snakes... in the wild, of course... have to unhinge their jaw to eat a car.
>I think the trouble with you is that you have all that... skin, around your mouth.

>Oh, so it's sorta like that movie "Predator". Only instead of hunting people, he's, like, crappin'.

Just say Smith again, it don't matter. None of this matters.

>Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card. That doesn't make you better than me. You see, nobody gives me credit, because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time, so I gotta WORK for what I have.

Man I feel wierd

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I get it, it ain't making me laugh, but I get it.

>CHK-CHK PFFF
I AIN'T GOT NO FOND MEMORIES OF YOU
>CHK-CHK PFFF
BACK TO HELL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
>CHK-CHK PFFF
>CHK-CHK PFFF

>Call the neighbors. I want them to see this.

>STEVE! I want you to grab that stick and slowly, *carefully*... AGITATE THE HELL OUTTA THIS SNAKE!!!

>Oh, hell no!

>Dude your car is badass

>Yeah, I know

>Too bad you're a PUSSY

If i woke up looking like that, i would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it

I don't want no cake.
>I want me some pie.

>Carl, what are you doing on MY lawn?

>Well I was just kinda wonderin' why I got snot all over my doorknob. Then I saw you, and I connected the two.

Happy birthday
UH UH
Happy birthday birthday

I'm still not convinced Meatwad. One more test.

Go on. Swim.

>No

Yeah, he's black.

>Lord, we give thanks for this food we're about to receive-
Excuse me. Little help? Could I have the tacos, please?
>this bounty of tacos.
Could you pass the tacos? Could you pass me the tacos?
>Here!

Yes, that is correct. Mucus minions.
>CONGEST HIM AT ONCE.

dancing is forbidden

youtube.com/watch?v=YjVMAJRad6I

IT WAS TOMMY! ROUGHHOUSING WITH THE CUE STICK

God this still makes me laugh to this day

Anybody got the quote about Shake wrapping his dick with protection twice?

OH.
OHOHOH.
Letc take this outside, HOME-FRY.
>LATER. TATER.

Ok, yes. I have banged hundreds of broads. INTERNATIONALLY. But I wrap my rascal two times! Because I like it joyless and without sensation.

I'm Gary.
Gary the dairy fairy

>Fryman, fill your eyes with... DOUBLE VISION!
>MY EYES!
>Yeah, touch the skies!
>Those aren't the words Err."

>Are you telling me that I don't know dick? If anyone knows how to build a ship out of dicks it is me!

Yes mr. Wongburger

>BECAUSE I AM KING DICK

>Just let it go and accept the truth that we is dumb, dumb as hell.

>I get it. It ain't makin' me laugh, but I get it.

>Fool, you cannot use the belt without the manual
>I don't need know manual to tell me how to ROCK!

I love the part where Frylock is praying for thanksgiving and Carl chimes in

>YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS, THE LORD DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW I'M HERE!

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>I'm the haunted sailor from the -
>We know. We heard where you're from, and it sucks!

>once upon a time, there was a beautiful little girl.
What happened to her?
>HER MOM THREW ACID ON HER FACE CAUSE SHE WAS JELOUS OF HER BEAUTY.
OH NO

I'm an adult and I deserve an adult glass.

>I'll do what I want, when I want, and how I want it! And no Mummy - you hear me, Band-Aid?

>You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape!
>Okay. How much?
>Sexually.
>Wonderful.

>the real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so...its in the dryer.

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C'mon, fryLocke, we're all adults here. You can say it.
>.... uh. Poop.
YOU SAID POOP!!! HEY SHAKE, FRY LOCKE SAID POOP!!!

>Are you coming back?
>Hell no!

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"Typical! Filthy humans! They have no respect for us trees!"
"He ripped my arms off!"
"Shut up, I didn't rip them!"
"Shake, you're making it worse..."
"Go back to your STRIP MALLS... where values are king..."

Oh, he's not a boy anymore.
He's a man, CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME.

You know, he's supposed to be spayed, and, uh... he ain't that. Go ahead, ask me how I know. Go ahead. Ask me.

I AM DRACULA

THIS IS MY GRAVE

THE D ON THE GRAVE STANDS FOR DRACULA

also

>We had fried catfish!
>WHEN DID YOU HAVE FRIED CATFISH?

>"Okay, say it. Say the Backstreet Boys."
>"I know, that's what I thought at first too. But if you think back, to the time you took me to the lake, and taught me how to go fishin'... you'll realize that has nothing to do with this! The answer, is N'Sync."

>don't get too attached there, Aladdin, cuz it's about to be magic flying dinner

>You can't eat carpet, silly daddy.

>sounds like someone wants to get raped again.

>Had to jump through a lotta hoops to get 'dem to hire an eight year old.

Question: does space ghost count?


> THE BUN IS IN YOUR MIND.

YOUR HAIR IS GOOD TO EAT

>You, tonight.

>night vision goggles
>for night jigglin

You think you can back that up?
>no, no I mean that ass. Back it up.

>I remember eatin carpet that christmas. Not so much the robots and the lazers though.

Hey, backwards retard.
>not now.
>not ever.

Would I like Sealab if I liked ATHF and Harvey Birdman?

Never watched it but it seems similair

YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY????

I'd say watch Sealab if you liked Archer. Both have the same creator and they have the same-ish humor.

Jeffy the garden hose?! You know what-Bing! I just killed Jeffy with my mind.

I haven't seen that show for quite some time, but I do remember it being alright and watchable if not much else was on. Check it out.

I really don't know. You needed to be at a certain time to really enjoy it.

HUH that's interesting, I had no idea.


Also I just watched Der Dieb and laughed a fucking lot, it's definitely different than ATHF but I can see the similarities to Archer.

Arise chicken! Arise!

>I like your booty, but I'm not gay
>I'm not gay
>I like your booty, but I'm not gay
>I like your booty, but I'm not gay
>I like your booty, but I'm not gay