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failed EFG suicide edition

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Hey EFG what are you doing?

Vivaldi subedition
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

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gettin these singles my bro!

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city?

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herbalizing every post
thou deserv’d it for making such a shitty excuse for a thread.

gotta conserve the old bandy width

need a tug, accepting all applicants

Oh EFG, why can't you do anything right?

is this some kind of shitty gimmick you're trying to start?

Thailad!

fake EFG is fake

alri

comfy thread

god i wish my cock was that pussy right now

youtu.be/R3cruT28qHs

Off to toil, station packed and train running late. Bit worried.

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big bum poo

don't be so rude

alri soymale

been doing smelly burning farts all week

we happy ... mpfffff, trrrrrrrrr
[groans]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAŘŘŘŘ! ending!

Stop trying to co-opt my gimmick you scheming little worm

gently massaging my bollocks in the back of the toil area

hah, get fucked

why do edgy right wingers online hate boomers when old people are the ones most likely to agree with them on nearly any topic except perhaps israel

All good posts.

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Considering buying an electric pressure cooker. Coming home to a hot meal would be great.

Just got my first cheque from the new job

Lads, you reckon have always been so utterly mental and awful or is it only now because of sexual liberation and social responsibilities?

slow cookers are like £10 a go at Tesco

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>pressure cooker
Enjoy the hole in your roof.

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egg

virgin

going to assume you meant women
yes they've always been like that, but previously they were more controlled so people didn't notice

Apparently slow cookers cannot do the same shit though.

thewirecutter.com/reviews/should-i-get-a-pressure-cooker-a-slow-cooker-or-a-rice-cooker/

Also need it to be electric for the timer and shit. Otherwise it's of little use.

It's not my roof. Who cares?

youtu.be/22bK0C2obFc

in a lovey dovey mood today. might watch a romcom. any suggestions?

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what did reddit recommend?

better times

a brighter summer day

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Because I told them to

>"co-opt my gimmick"
this is a direct quote from several posts i've made in response to scheming little worms co-opting my gimmicks

I want her to piss on my face

just get a gf la (unless you’re the maghrebi then don’t)

Scran

Reckon people who are stupid and lacking in a good upbringing, end up without a moral compass. It's worst now, because people used to be retrained by religion even though they didn't realise while some stuff was forbidden, they still stayed away.

I think you see this manifestation in both sexes but in different areas of life.

what uni did u go to

Just keep an eye on the pressure. They can turn into bombs with searing hot food in them.

Love Hot Pockets me

youtube.com/watch?v=8_I-rUF0dqY

Some guy from Ethiopia cooked that for us, once. He said the meat was supoosed to be really hot, but I didn't feel it. I think its cause store both spices lose their potency.

Spot on. The fear of God's eternal hellfire and social ostracisation for anything taboo kept people in line, and in all honesty it was beneficial for 99% of society.

Called a girl bipolar once and she was fuming. The next day we went from complimenting each other to her ranting about her insecurities at me as if they were my fault, in the space of about 15 seconds. Hate women.

Can't think of any part of society it didn't benefit tbqh

>tfw got promoted and now I don't have to constantly worry about rent being 70% of my income

so this is what it feels like to be a baby boomer

gay men put their willies in other mens' shitey poo holes

what do u do for a living lad

not true we like them to be clean

not true, you think of the poo as an added bonus

Wrong. You lick the poo out the anus.

junior IT position at tullamarine airport

incorrect. you likey de poo poo

lol gay poo hole haha

what a concept

twitter.com/crimesofbrits/status/929346379285110784
The Irish must be exterminated.

youtu.be/_sZDnjQE0Ds

wtf I love jennifer lawrence now theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/21/jennifer-lawrence-dress-response-red-sparrow-photos

got a date coming tonight lads

thought i'd start pooing now without wiping to get that crust that i know he likes

I like how I used to think that account was ran by one of those mentally ill non-whites
makes me giggle when I remember that they're irish

it is so painful you have to take drugs

shan’t be paying a modicum of attention to any woman that looks uglier than my faceapp woman filter

simple as

south africa is a shithole

>youtu.be/_sZDnjQE0Ds

>showing the actor’s co-stars, Joel Edgerton and Jeremy Irons among them, wearing large coats and scarves.
>pic literally underneath it, not a scarf in sight
FAKE NEWS

gayboy

bus was full again today lads
considering being a trainrunt like turtle if this keeps up

the irish are spiritually non white
they identify with non whites so they deserve to be treated as such

meet me behind the bikeshed in 2 minutes

haven't had a gobby in a while, hope you're up to the task m8

Fuck off we're more racist than you cucks

I am a gael the whitest of white

Having extensively engaged in both bus and train travel, train is the best

non-whites are more racist than whites

>public transport

dire

*slits your throat*

Better than driving to work

youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

choon

I catch the light rail lad
it's worse than that picture too, had to wait for the next one today

i'm nicer than all of you

>Better than driving to work

I ride on my bicycle in the rain to avoid getting on a bus.

Cannot stand that shit.

Having extensively engaged in both gf and no-gf, no-gf is the best

thicc chocc