So im dating a liberal dr in psychology

So im dating a liberal dr in psychology

I showed her this site and she said people using this site have personality disfunction

So you guys need to see a psychologist like her

I'm dating a conservative dr of faggotology.

She says you're a faggot.

dating your mom
can't understand what she's saying though

Funny I do too and she said the same. OP is a huge faggot

...

WAIT WAIT WAIT
you are dating OP's mom too??? what a cheating whore

she's incapable of understanding, it wasn't in her textbook. it's like expecting a hummer to have a grasp of all Tesla's works.

I actually go to a psychologist. Not because a disorder or something but I just got really sick 2 years ago and every morning am having a hard time to do something active without my stomach killing me or puking (just the morning). He and me just talked about how I would pick up life again pretty much so I don't think you can get a psychologist only because of "personality disfunction"

>if you aren't following the ideologies/behaviors deemed acceptable by this (((handbook))) then you must report to a (((state))) trained behavior modification specialist to remedy your independent thinking
Therapy is the plugging back in. Most here are too far gone for that though.

Who gives a shit mate, I'm studying over here from England and you fuckers don't even have proper bacon or sausage. What the hell is all this hotdog shit?

>you goyim are all crazy, you need to see a (((specialist))) like me for £50 an hour

Dose she do private sessions? I'll talk to her and she can find out if I'm fucked up or not.

Psychology is a pseudoscience.

I only see a therapist to vent. I am a psycho.

You know I actually saw a therapist once after I graduated high school and after I vented he told me I've got it all figured out and now I'm a proto facist.

>Trusting psychologists
>in 2016
>le happy go lucky is the healthiest state of the brain
yeah okay

shes not a real doctor

Good comment.
Their idea that "happiness" is the desired state is just a baseless presupposition.
Perhaps the healthy state is that of anxiety and distress? Despair? Who knows.
Perhaps the point of life is not some vapid feeling like "happiness"?

Personally I love psychology but too many retards have turned it into a meme.

People place in their bias or push their agenda while ignoring the fact that the easiest way to understand someone is to place yourself into their feet and from a logical standpoint find out why they behave in the way they do.
Everyone in their own mind behaves and does the logical thing no matter how bizarre the action might be to others.

People fail to realize this and cast out random diagnosis.

Cool post her office number and I'll make an appointment with her secretary

>dr in psychology

So, she has spent a shitload of money to get the degree, may be into deep debt, but... she is liberal, meaning she hasn't had any contact with the real world - this implies zero work experience, but... as a doctor, she is quick to reach a diagnosis, just by first glance.

So your gf is a deluded snowflake, and unsurprisingly not very keen on science.

Now, let me attempt a psychological evaluation of your sex life together.
She enjoys anal while being tied, spitted on and humiliated, shouting daddy please no throughout.

There you go. Maybe I am judging by the cover, which would make me a bad "doctor", if ofcourse I was one, not to mention if having a degree in psychology makes you a automatically a "doctor".

But I'm sure you don't do it missionary.

>people using this site have personality disfunction
That's true for the most people here tho

But weird people are interesting, that's why I like it here

I didn't even read your essay post because of the tripcode. Just remove it, it's unnecessary and attention seeking

>psychology
>not psychiatry

Your girl friend is worthless and stupid.

What if we're the sane ones and everyone else insane?
Could it be that most good things have come from dysfunctional minds?
Could it be no real answers exist and that true knowledge gets forever reformulated? (except for maths)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

psycho the rapist.

Did you try to Hanibal Lector her?

Tripcode faggotry aside, good post. Completely agree with you. Drop your trip and your experience here will be greatly improved. Keep the trip and forever be a gigantic flaming faggot, regardless of contributions. The choice is yours, namefag. We are a meritocracy.

swagmoney