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Dany is a womanlet edition

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was maisie the biggest casting mistake they've ever made?

can Brandon see the future as well? or is he limited to visions from the present and past only?

If he can, how does he keep track of what timeframe the visions are in? how does he not accidentally spill out the events that are gonna happen?

arya is supposed to be ugly

> Be Dany
> Want to "break the wheel" of endless violence and misery caused by the games of royals who don't care about the lives of the common people
> Bring dragons and mongol hordes to Westeros
> Kill thousands of soldiers who are just doing their job when she could have just forced their surrender by showing up on a dragon
> Will most likely cause thousands of people to die in sieges and pitched battles, not to mention the sacking and pillaging the Dothraki will do
> All because she believes she's entitled to the throne

What did she mean by this?

She's actually really well cast. A lot of the casting in this show is pretty good.

he can see you typing right now across the multiverse

So

Where is it all going? How does it end?

What is Lightbringer?

Who is AA?

How will the NK be stopped?

JUSTICE FOR OLLY

In s1 when ned learned about joffreys true parentage why didn't he pretend to be loyal and wait until he was at winterfell to raise his banners for stannis?

fuark

The black chick in the right picture, name?

Tyresha

cos its a tv show and the script depicted his actions

cunt got what he deserved
he is the Michael Brown of GoT

when jon is legitimized, isn't he the rightful heir to the throne?
it should end with him executing dany for being a usurper

Because Littledick tricked him into staying in KL as he needed the fight to happen where he could control it instead of with armies in the field.

because he was dumb. Renly even warned him. After everything that happened to his father and brother and Robert and Jon Arryn he still didn't listen. He deserved to get his head chopped off.

>supports Stannis
>war

>lets Cersei take her kids and fuck off
>Stannis takes the throne
>no war

Reminder that Cers 9/11-ing a church was the best moment in the show

No. Arya is supposed to resemble Lyanna, who was considered the most beautiful girl in the North.

legitimized by LITERALLY WHO?
do you think they're going to take the word of the wheelchair-bound aspie and just make him a targaryan?

He misunderstimated Cersei because he's a dumb misogynist.

will he do it, anons?

That was the plan before robert died.

On this Saturday night they shall be reminded

Why is "womanlet" a thing that people say? Unless they're literally a dwarf like Peter Dinklage why would you ever not want a woman to be small?

sam founds out through legal documents at the citadel
the proof is in writing

> Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you. Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds, she said. And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.

what will be the final straw that causes Jaime to choke the life out of Cersei?

He's an honourable man.

Didn't want to see Cersei and her family all slaughtered after he told Robert so gave them a heads up to leave.
Once Robert was dead it was already too late. The Lannisters would've held his daughters/him hostage and Joffrey would've secured the support needed to reign.

But Samwyle is going to find a marriage document which Rhaegar had time to neatly send to the citadel but that no one somehow knows about and everyone will accept it and his divorce to Elia which would have to be reified by the High Septon, or Westeros somehow accepts monogamy.

When Sansa learns that Jon is her cousin and the rightful king how pissed will she be?

How... JEALOUS?

She'll want him for herself so she can rule the North as Queen and Jon the King of the Seven Kingdoms.

She'll get to displace Cersei...

so the leak isnt the full episode, right?

It is, I watched it on Facebook yesterday.

thank you user

>ancient humans with cell phones

of all the shit that picture fucking ruins GoT the most

tall women are a sign of pure aryan genes

women under 5'11 are sub-human

Howland reed nigga

Would Renly have bent the knee for Dany?

>and everyone will accept it and his divorce to Elia which would have to be reified by the High Septon, or Westeros somehow accepts monogamy.
Never read about Targaryen history

Jonsa is Tumblr favorite. Are they being smarter or retarded?

That's literally almost six feet tall.

I thought this season had longer episodes though

Why would he? If Renly wasn't killed he'd probably have united Westeros by the time that Dany was coming over.

Arya looks like Lyanna with downs, besides HBO retconned her beauty by making her some dirty latina

He finds out she's been cheating on him with based qyburn

LITERALLY HOW???????????

HOW DID NO ONE KNOW ABOUT IT?????????????

HOW DOES FATASS DISCOVER THIS?????????????


DEUS

EX

MACHINA

It was a post censored Indian screener, they cut out a nude scene but the rest would be the full episode

She'll be jealous if Jon gets with another woman just for the fact he is the only meaningful man in her life right now. She already wants him for herself, but doesn't realize because she has no need to secure him.

They had a war because Maegor couldn't stick to one wife.

The first six episodes are the normal length, episode seven is ~90 minutes.

Sansan is tumblr favorite. Jonsa are but a few. Doesn't matter, because JonxArya is the true patrician ship.

>LITERALLY HOW???????????
>HOW DID NO ONE KNOW ABOUT IT?????????????
bad writing
>HOW DOES FATASS DISCOVER THIS?????????????
his "punishment" for curing greyscale - copying ancient texts

>Trusting the word of a little swamp imp that no one has ever seen before
Doubtful.

The Targaryens lost the throne through combat. Dany's claim has no basis with Jon around, but both of their claims rely on them retaking it by force.
Cersei is the rightful ruler currently.

>Cersei always wanted to marry Rhaegar
>Jon gets recognised as his legitimate son
>/ss/ end
Perfect.

>supposed to

>The castle is always empty… Even the ravens are gone from the rookery, and the stables are full of bones. That always scares me. I start to run then, throwing open doors, climbing the tower three steps at a time, screaming for someone, for anyone. And then I find myself in front of the door to the crypts. It’s black inside, and I can see the steps spiraling down. Somehow I know I have to go down there, but I don’t want to. I'm afraid of what might be waiting for me. The old Kings of Winter are down there, sitting on their thrones with stone wolves at their feet and iron swords across their laps, but it’s not them I’m afraid of. I scream that I’m not a Stark, that this isn’t my place, but it’s no good, I have to go anyway, so I start down, feeling the walls as I descend, with no torch to light the way. It gets darker and darker, until I want to scream.”

This is Jon Snow's prophetic dream. He'll venture down to the crypts when urged by Bran. He'll visit Lyanna's tomb and open it. Inside he'll find something that'll change his life forever and stands to prove his heritage. He'll find Rhaegar's silver-stringed harp.

so ancient humans were able to warg and shit huh

She has bran now.

>i read it in the library lol
This is what people do in their Friday night D&D games.
DM doesn't know how to tell players information? Have the PCs go to the library!

>rightful ruler
not really
she has no claim and she didn't take the throne by force

her being queen right now is PUREST autism
multiple times it was shown that margery was loved by the people but as soon as she dies no one seems to give a fuck

How do you think Aemon knew? Neddard told him, and Aemon arranged it so that one of his archmaester friends held the document in escrow, with provisions.

>Hodor was a retard when Robert arrived at Winterfell
>Bran had already mindfucked him, from the future
Bran deserved to get pushed out of that window. Stealing someone's free will is among the most abominable of sins. Bran is like a fucking demon, possessing people. Jaime should have finished the job.

Tell me about Ulthos

What happens there?

howland reed is the most trustworthy man in all the seven kingdoms

>Bran "The Rape, Sansa" Stark

>she didn't take the throne by force

She blew up most of her enemies and threatened the rest into submission. She sits on the IT.

>When you realize D&D will make Jon propose to Dany in a modern manner thus bending the knee.

Free will and destiny are two sides of the same coin

1st for cumming on Sansa's face

there are no lannisters left m8
kill cersei and it's his
jaime can't claim shit cos kingsuard

He could well be, but no one really knows who he is/what he looks like.

through deception and trickery
not force

"what happened at the sept was a HUGE accident that literally no one in king's landing seems to give a fuck about"

>cos kingsuard

The last king with any sort of legitimacy publicly kicked him out of the KG.

Missandei told Dany how great cunnilingus is

On the boat she swears to defeat the White Walkers with him. This makes him bend the knee becuse he has what he wanted.

At this point she'll open her dress and push his face into her cunt

She doesn't have green eyes anymore

>a massive explosion is not force

Really the only way to be "rightful" is sitting on the IT.

The wheelchair bound aspie will just mention a past rape. It'll freak them out and they won't doubt him anymore.

>You better get to work, Jon Snow.

In the show, yes. In the books, no.

that's true, i forgot about that

still, cersei, a cripple ad a midget would be cake for arya and brienne

Jon can't claim shit because of the Night's Watch.

>B-but he was killed so he was released from his vows
The only undead that will sit on the Iron Throne is the Night King.

If GoT doesn't move onto anilingus I will stop watching.

oggabogesha

I don't think HBO is going to show Dany eating Jon's ass

the books are done

lady stone heart does nothing
euron's horn does nothing
the other targaryan kid who everyone thought was dead does nothing

He's not undead, he's reborn

wasn't there something in the leaks about dany climaxing as jon's true name is revealed?

>sex with husband
>on wedding night
>rape

Literally impossible

>Theon
>Varys
>Jorah
>Jaime
Any other good actors left?

>The ending really will be Dany queen (on the throne), Jon the King or King Consort (standing next to the throne), Tyrion as Hand with Lady Brienne as Lady Commander of the Queen's guard looking at the camera and smiling.
Surprised they didn't include Val just so she could lead the Wildlings.

>Jon and dany fall in love
>Dany betrays him when she finds out he's the rightful heir to the throne
>Dany becomes mad queen
>Jon stabs her with longclaw
>Longclaw becomes lightbringer
>Jon is the prince who was promised

Tormund is dying this season. There's time for her to be introduced.

When I think of reborn I think of a new body. Jon is still using his old one, so undead.

Brienne marries Jaime and they go back to Casterley Rock

Queen's Guard commander is Jorah

>degrading your manmore genes by breeding short women

No

Undead are mobile corpses. They can move around, but are still dead.

Jon has a pulse, he is alive. He used to be dead but is not anymore.

Jorah needs to take Bear Isle.

It doesn't matter what you think, dork

And what about Bear loli? Jorah would lose to her in single combat, so the isle is hers.

desu that'd be an insult to his father