What went so horribly wrong

What went so horribly wrong

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Either you don't come to this board or you think it's a meme, we answer this question many times per day.

Is the answer Ryan Dunn?

he got set up

halfway to being his father but no boomer wealth for his fuckup spawn to inherit

But endorsements

Addiction issues aside, he was always the most fucked up person in the group. Always such a bitch

damn Phil lost a lot of weight he's looking pretty good these days

Fuck you Sargon, quit shilling your shitty channel here

It was never right. It has always been wrong.

Not being a more dedicated earth rocker.

Nicki and her inevitable black guy

RIP Ryan Dunn, you will be missed

True, but he always did manage to hold it together to some point. And then Ryan Dunn died.

why is that asshole still alive?

Fuck you hw has been through a lot, his best friehd died a grusome death

you don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker. don vito is an earth rocker

Haha

WHO WILL HE MURDER NEXT???!

what the fuck is an earth rocker
someone tell me right now its not funny anymore i need to know

Not funny

He was an earth rocker chit-chattin with all the fuckin nobodies at dive bars

its some retarded shit bam made up when he was losing it after dunn died. it doesn't mean anything. i think its related to his insanely terrible "band" where he just rapped about dick jokes

I'm sick of the bullshit. Two years I wasted on imageboards chitchatting with fucking nobodies

Can't believe cerci will be marrying him

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Once you titty fuck your asscheeks it's all down hill from there

kek

family genes kicks in

well, he is 37

Next time post the unshooped one

Is this the natty limit?

dunno, here is most recent pic. he looks terrible

sick of all this shit so sik of all the bullshit
he don;tgo out anymore cause he hates every mother FUCKER dont care wwat they up too
stays at home like a phuckin HERMIT

he got set up he got jumped

what about steve o ?

he was THE guy in 2002, will this happen to all of us?

FOUR YEARS HE WASTED

the fuck

Seriously, how do you go from this

>not realizing unless you work out and eat right you will become your dad.

>halfway to being his father
>halfway
not quite, but soon.
and he was already a fatfuck earlier on, so imagine this time 'round. there'll be no going back unless Knoxville throws snakes at him 24/7

To this

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Shit happens when you're an immature mess and your best friend dies

can you hear the call user?

WHOAAAAA OH OH

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I liked his movies with Terence Hill

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yer damn right
not gonna take any shit from anybody i live fo dis sheeeit i love it

His best friend Ryan Dunn died in a car crash 4 years ago, he's dead and gone, Iceland's his favorite place, Bam's gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker, Andrew Stranberg is an earth rocker. His other friend Branden Novak is on heroin again, he's back in rehab for the 16th time, good luck with that one. He's sick of all the bullshit, he's sick of all the shit, he doesn't even go out anymore cause he hates every motherfucker and he doesn't care what they're up to. 4 years he wasted, sipping on drinks at the bar, chit chatting with nobodies. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit, he's not gonna take any shit from anybody. He knows whats going on, he got set up, he got jumped, he thanks God Nicki wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked, she would have wound up with a black eye and went to jail, she has a big mouth. He lives for this shit, he loves it, bring it the fuck on paybacks a bitch motherfucWHOOAAAAAOOOOH WAAAAAAAOOOHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?

What childhood issues is he dealing with. Who diddled his bum?

>Got a high freedom, low responsibility lifestyle early in life
>Never learned how to process anything emotionally
>Escapes in to his party lifestyle the moment anything get's hard for him so he associates handling emotional issues with substances
>Best friend dies

>Best friend dies
>Hang out with Brandon Novak

Steve-O's recovery was heartwarming. Steve-O is still the crazy motherfucker we've known for.

Fat Euron Greyjoy?

>Steve-O is still the crazy motherfucker we've known for.

>Everyone thinking steve-O was how it was because of all the booze and drugs

He was born like this i always said it

This is Bam Magera and I'm going to shit in April's mouth

WOOOOAHAOAAHAOOOOOAHOOH

CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL OF THE WASTED AND WOUNDED

kek he's literally morphing into big phil

Alcoholism, drug abuse, depression, poor diet, divorce, and a dead best friend

I bet he still lives at home

I'm sure I remember his mother saying that his biggest fear was turning into his dad. Kekaroonie

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WOOOOHOOOHOOOOO

johnny knocksville is the one who was born crazy mate, pretty sure it's an act for the rest of 'em. or mostly an act. i think steve-o, if anything, is just a weirdo

more like Ham Margera

God what a fucking asshole.

Did pay his 50.000 bail.
But they're both scum and deserve each other

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WASTED

I'm not the only one who thinks April is hot as fuck surely?

>No sextape with April and Phil

Life sucks.

>his dad would occasionally drive them through a dark part of the woods, turn off the lights and slam his hand on the rooftop while joking something was attacking them or dead people were falling on the roof

I'd be fucked up too

>No sex tape of April getting pegged by Don Vito

based phil

who is this?

nothing. aging happens to everyone. literally one of the most natural and inevitable things out there. low energy shitpost 0/10

yeah man, but he is a weirdo just because, not because of the drugs n shit

Dude are you reading my energy levels ooooo you know im a crazy mo fo

true, and like most weird people, it's a bad idea to do a bunch of drugs. because they usually go from quirky and fun to some combination of dark, annoying, unintelligible, creepy, and just flat out insane. weird people should go easy on the drugs

I am glad that Steve-o turned things around. I bought his DVD years ago, and actually found it more disturbing than funny.

Steve-o burned both his arms very badly a while back. Fire angels in his livingroom or something.

I know Knoxville can never pie normally ever again and uses a catheter.

>I bought his DVD years ago, and actually found it more disturbing than funny.

Yeah i saw all the three "dont try this at home" and some moments were just, i mean, steve-O probably was the only one on the crew needing someone to hold it back than push it further. Man he almost set a girl on fire!

Is Cersei really going to marry him?

Ham margera

I thought Knoxville's shredded urethra was a temporary thing?

He's actually doing fine these days.

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Phil dyed his beard?

It's pretty cringe to read a 37 year old still talking like that

Devils Quints confirm

good for him!

This

I didn't read your post but dam

Dem dubz

Bam Margerine

>Bam Margera isn't gay
>Shoves a golden dildo in Jackass #2

What did he mean by this

Age ya fucking shitard

>assplay means you're gay

Look at this faggot lol

Ironically this Tbh

>tfw when just ended a dry spell with a nice tanned and way younger cutey gril
>tfw I prob look like a less fat, brown Margera

Being JUSTed sometimes has it's moments

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>Every Jackass thread
>No love for Dave England

He did the most disgusting stunts.

Him and Knoxville were always my favorites