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let's kickstart this thread with something cool
>We choose to go to the Moon! ... We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win ...
since I'm fucking alone in this potentially nice thread I might as well continue the shitposting on my own
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Alicja, where art thou
come on lads ...
Okay I'm drunk and can record you smth in Russian, English, French or Arabic (if you put harakats)
Just post the text you want me to read and kek at my accent
« J'accuse le lieutenant-colonel du Paty de Clam d'avoir été l'ouvrier diabolique de l'erreur judiciaire, en inconscient, je veux le croire, et d'avoir ensuite défendu son œuvre néfaste, depuis trois ans, par les machinations les plus saugrenues et les plus coupables.
J'accuse le général Mercier de s'être rendu complice, tout au moins par faiblesse d'esprit, d'une des plus grandes iniquités du siècle.
J'accuse le général Billot d'avoir eu entre les mains les preuves certaines de l'innocence de Dreyfus et de les avoir étouffées, de s'être rendu coupable de ce crime de lèse-humanité et de lèse-justice, dans un but politique et pour sauver l'état-major compromis.
J'accuse le général de Boisdeffre et le général Gonse de s'être rendus complices du même crime, l'un sans doute par passion cléricale, l'autre peut-être par cet esprit de corps qui fait des bureaux de la guerre l'arche sainte, inattaquable.
J'accuse le général de Pellieux et le commandant Ravary d'avoir fait une enquête scélérate, j'entends par là une enquête de la plus monstrueuse partialité, dont nous avons, dans le rapport du second, un impérissable monument de naïve audace.
J'accuse les trois experts en écritures, les sieurs Belhomme, Varinard et Couard, d'avoir fait des rapports mensongers et frauduleux, à moins qu'un examen médical ne les déclare atteints d'une maladie de la vue et du jugement.
J'accuse les bureaux de la guerre d'avoir mené dans la presse, particulièrement dans L'Éclair et dans L'Écho de Paris, une campagne abominable, pour égarer l'opinion et couvrir leur faute.
J'accuse enfin le premier conseil de guerre d'avoir violé le droit, en condamnant un accusé sur une pièce restée secrète, et j'accuse le second conseil de guerre d'avoir couvert cette illégalité, par ordre, en commettant à son tour le crime juridique d'acquitter sciemment un coupable. »
bump, I'll hop on my pc and join the thread later
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not bad!
the recording is pretty shit but the French seems okay
let's wait for some frrench anons
Thank you!
Yeah kek, my headphones are almost dead
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Is-sirena ħarġet tgħanni, oħtha ż-żgħira ħarġet magħha.
Afternoon chaps
I can't fucking read.
noice
I kept fucking up "willing" and "unwilling". Saying one when I was supposed to say the other. The long pauses are me checking if I read right.
neuf/10 trés bon
bon après-midi à tous
you have a certain charisma about you, I have to say
big guy nige
how's life?
Give me something to say, pls :-(
Would try Hindi or some gookity-spookity stuff. Northern European languages scare me.
It's alright lad, we all have off days.
>how's life
It is how it is, yourself?
Charismatic is probably the last word I'd use to describe myself.
>gookity-spookity stuff
try Maltese then.
read this but with a thick brit accent
Friends, Romans, countrymen, give me your attention. I have come here to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do is remembered after their deaths, but the good is often buried with them. It might as well be the same with Caesar. The noble Brutus told you that Caesar was ambitious. If that’s true, it’s a serious fault, and Caesar has paid seriously for it. With the permission of Brutus and the others—for Brutus is an honorable man; they are all honorable men—I have come here to speak at Caesar’s funeral. He was my friend, he was faithful and just to me. But Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man. He brought many captives home to Rome whose ransoms brought wealth to the city.
pretty boring atm
>boring atm
I feel that. Luckily I got some mates from blighty visiting next month. Gonna show Germans the true meaning of going out on the lash
guys guys guys hear me out
I wanna make an Sup Forums related version of this song
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how would you go about it?
>vocaroo.com
you mean you wanna change the lyrics or what?
Make it about black turks.
you wanna get me arrested?
I'll bail you out.
Good thread.
suppose I could post some more English or even german if anyone's up for it
Really want to try that French speech(?) and that Maltese quote
Good. You only got "żgħira" wrong. The rest was neat.
Sound pretty close to Ukrainian phonetically desu.
(As in, the sounds are either present in Ukrainian or are similar to the sounds present in Ukrainian)
Strange.
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Kazimierz Sejda
Jesus Christ, those long words.
Give me something
Except in maltese, sorry
wew
W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.
Wół go pyta: „Panie chrząszczu,
Po cóż pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?”
[fʂt͡ʂɛbʐɛʂɨɲɛ xʂɔɰ̃ʂt͡ʂ bʐmi ftʂt͡ɕiɲɛ]
[iʂt͡ʂɛbʐɛʂɨn stɛɡɔ swɨɲɛ]
[vuw ɡɔ pɨta paɲɛ xʂɔɰ̃ʂt͡ʂu]
[pɔ t͡suʂ pan tak bʐɛnt͡ʂɨ vɡɔɰ̃ʂt͡ʂu]
> The thread dies the moment I come..
Wooo Polish
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No bulli pls
change the lyrics
wew
read this
La nebbia agli irti colli
Piovigginando sale,
E sotto il maestrale
Urla e biancheggia il mar;
Ma per le vie del borgo
Dal ribollir de’ tini
Va l’aspro odor de i vini
L’anime a rallegrar.
Gira su’ ceppi accesi
Lo spiedo scoppiettando:
Sta il cacciator fischiando
Su l’uscio a rimirar
Tra le rossastre nubi
Stormi d’uccelli neri,
Com’ esuli pensieri,
Nel vespero migrar.
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna eat where the white folks eat
cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
We dont screw like the white folks do
we just screw til we get through
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white more and more
so i can bitch at the nigger next door
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm glad this tune came along
we done wore out one nigger song.
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white dont you understand
so I can play in a trashy white band
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I know it scares a lot of you, but more Maltese.
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Il-Babaw jiġi għalik liebes l-għonnella u jieħdok.
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Foreigner trying our tongue twisters/10
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youtried/10
You could've just said "oh that's good" but I appreciate the effort.
noice!
This is my country"""men""" everyone
Neat.
I'm neither from your country nor a man
She's spanish from what I can tell
It's alright Sven, 25% of your country's pop has foreign background. At least she's white, be grateful
There's no girls on Sup Forums
I know, I meant she(male)
Are you misgendering me
How dare u
Healthy young user goes to Sup Forums, gets pumped with massive dumps of many dickgirls, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
Ixtri l-qawqama u l-qawaqam, xejn la tfittex kemm qam, itmagħhom ix-xniel
u n-nifel, u l-moħriet sal-qiegħ jindifen. Billejl aħdem f'tiegħek, binhar aħdem f'
tas-sultan. La xejn tfittex kemm qamu, għax imur il-qawqam u l-qawmejn, ma
jibqax ħlief il-ħila tal-idejn.
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Nice. I noticed that when you people try to read Maltese, you make it sound more Arabic, the way you pronounce it.
If anything I have a Russian accent when I pronounce it, kek.
Also yeah, my /x/ comes out very throaty whenever I speak a language that isn't a slav language, dunno why
>I have a Russian accent when I pronounce it
I've been told that I sound Russian when I speak English. Not sure if he was pulling my leg or not.
Speak English to me baby
Sing me a song
It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you've come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!
Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)
Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade
Oh this fucking song. No way I'm reading this .
M-may I ask you w-w-why..?
Fuck you, you made listen to it. Fucking catchy shit.
>why
I have ears in this propriety.
bit gay, tbqh
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> Russian
Nigger you sound French
fite me, cunt
Adding to the list.
That actually sounds catchy af desu
Shitbump
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