Who should play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who should play him in the inevitable biopic?

Will Smith

Billy Zane

michael sarah

*michael kera, my apologies

Idris Elba

...

Bruce Willis

Sakura

Michael MacConnahey

pickle rick

That MLG voice generator

This guy

Echoota Profiterol, Ebacha Chewlebat. FUCK, Ejiofor Chiwetel.

What a shitty Scrabble hand that is.

...

This guy gets it

take all of my money!

Daniel Craig

Stephen King

too street

Some albino or the whitest guy they can possibly find

does this count as a dark tower thread?
if so.
Holy shit. Bravo arcel.
Worst movie ever.

Donald Trump or Kanye West

John Boyega

>tfw you will never see a film where Idris portrays all the major and minor characters, up to and including the antagonist and love interest

>does this count as a dark tower thread?
it is now

Is it worth it if I want to listen to McConaughey whistling his S's?