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still not got out of bed yet

moms gonna freak

Grug not like modern wood hut
Grug live in cave

accept it was a hatworthy post but selfies are unacceptably vain

Voted.

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not really
the chances of that happening were about 10 million in one and it was deemed a worthwhile money saver at the time
accidents happen and whiny little cunts like you need to get over it

prefer not to say

maybe you're just emasculated and justify it to yourself as politeness

yeah

>why won't women sleep with me i'm such a gentleman