Post your best Americans

Post your best Americans.

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SHART

That's an old dude, probably with a medical condition

Totally different to a Poo in the Loo

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YEEE HAWWW MAKE SURE YA DIG YA FACE DEEP INTO DA TROUGH SALLY ANNE TO GET A BURGER FROM THA BOTTOM! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

SHART IN MART
POO AND SUE
PLOP IN SHOP
RUNS AND GUNS
FREEDOM FAECES
CHANGE PANTS
BOWEL MOST FOUL
CRAP ON TAP
RED WHITE AND POO
DESIGNATED SHITTING PANTS

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>Same pictures from the other thread

>ME-MA THE DARN JEWS BEEN MAKING ME POOP UP MY GOOD PANTIES AGAIN!

DRUMPF is an autist

>Being this salty.

Can't wait till Russia nukes you inbred hicks.

are you actually implying that the GMO-HFCS refined food oil processed food created by the Jews aren't responsible for the sad & incontinent state of the American underclass?

Ireland is full of leftist faggots who should have their country seized.

This is my greatest fear about getting old desu, like more than cancer and heart attacks. Just not being able to control your shit in public.

SHART
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>Salty
>Pointing out this shill thread has the same images down to the filenames as the other
Here, have another sage.

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CTR slide thread
report,hide, and sage

>Unironically creating a safe space

KEK

>AIDF

>they cant handle the bantz

we're #1
get that through your thick fucking head
holy fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=5YR23ss1_n0

Haha so fucking mad

Funniest thing is the massive amount of butthurt this meme brings it what is going to cement it

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do you even know what you're getting involved in
do you know who/what you're messing with?

I'm just doing this as a public service for the foreigners so that in the future no one gets hurt

SHORTS

>we're #1

Yeah, in cuck fantasies :^)

I think its pretty obvious I dont champ

why is this American pants shitting meme being forced so hard?

>Post your best Americans.

PLOP IN SHOP

"oh look at me I post some faggy graphs, ner ner mer mer mer mer blah blha balhafih"

just face it already USA is the best, we ARE the ELITE

you butt-fingerin' homos are lame as get out

What number is that? That's right number fucking one.

I can kek at this meme because most Americans are shitty (pun not intended).

But, it can't really rival poo in loo. These are cherrypicked, whereas India is LITERALLY designated shitting streets.

Shame, that. Poo in loos will never get that reprieve. Can still kick us around for being fat pieces of shit, though, I suppose.

that's right
we #1 baby
hell yeah

>he's triggered because he got caught worshipping BBC

lmao

>making fun of people with medical problems

Stay classy.

>forces poo in loo
>forces britbongistan
>forces aussie shit posting
>forces cucked europe
>forces JIDF

A meme is created based on actual evidence that paints americans as a nation of fat cunts that shit themselves in public regularly due to piss poor diet "OH THATS TO FUCKING FAR THIS HAS TO STOP WE'RE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE!"

Fuck off burger bro your roasting was long overdue.

>champ
Champions

damn fuckin' straight
you cunt ass little bitch

>poo in loo
>forced
>cucked europe
>forced
>Aussie shit posting
>forced

No, user. These things are common. SHART IN MART is cherry picked.

>being fat and disgusting
It is definitely ok to mock someone over lifestyle choices especially when all they do on this board is mock everyone else

SWEDEN YES

Yeah at least they have the decency and common sense to designate a shitting street, whereas in Shootistan they're Freeā„¢ to shit wherever they want like beasts.

This

I refuse to believe this is happening somewhere irl

AHAHAHAHA holy shit i spit all my coffee

Bitch please. Every time I go to the US I see some fat disgusting pig with pants that look shit stained

And 99% of these trips are to a 20,000 person city about 30minutes from the BC border in Montana. If I see this in just in a small place I shudder to Imagine what the rest of the place is like

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>United Stains of America

>one individual in that country is every poster with the flag

lol okay Dudeweedlmaodeau

I'm sure you do, leaf.

>says every time
>specifies that 99% of the time its the same city

Of course you'd see that phenomenon. I'm sure if I went to the same Canadian city over and over, I'd see Canadians having orgies with their dogs.

You dont have a say because you're the target

I love the fact you guys can dish it out but cant take it

Nothing personal, just hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=xwrX-LN9-L0

America is a weird place

>You dont have a say because you're the target

That seems pretty Jewish, user.

>you guys

Muh generalization. I welcome bants. Makes for good screencaps.

Unintended Stains has a nice ring to it.

That's not even a fucking burger. That's clearly a chicken patty lettuce. Also you are not allowed to make fun of America until you are in the top 5 or countries. Please stick to countries of your relevance stature, for instance Nigeria

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>but cant take it

Oh, they CAN take it....from behind :^)

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leave Sup Forums alone with your scatfetish.
tumbler is the place to be!

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Maybe all the corn starch they eat makes their shit too liquid to hold in. Americans are in a permanent state of diarrhoea.

youtube.com/watch?v=MPjq1pdGIKQ

OH SHIT HE CALLED ME JEWISH

BETTER SHUT THE MEME DOWN GUYS

>I'd see Canadians having orgies with their dogs.
Give or take a year and our Supreme Court will flip flop on the issue.

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Alright, I laughed.

Wooah, How do you let yourself go for so long is what I always think about then

What statistics are you in the top 5 of again?

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I just shit myself 3 times before breakfast, felt good tbqh famalam

62% non-Hispanic white
72% total

You morons are annoying me

Nay, I said your actions were Jewish.

Shit, down-under, can you comprehend?

Yes, the British people showed enormous classiness on that day.

>What statistics are you in the top 5 of again?

Here, lemme help :^)

What up spic

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I sincerely hope so.

Such degeneracy baffles me.

All of North America could undergo some changes.

Where do you think white trash Americans came from? I know where.

lmao saved

>Where do you think white trash Americans came from?

Your mom's stretched-out clunge? :^)

Oh we can take.
We can take it all.
We're gonna take it all.
All this shit is ours, all of it belongs to us.
This is ours. All of it.

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god dammit

Your American English is pretty good. That bodes well for your future.

It's funnier than the pics in the thread.
Burgers are truly the worst at handling the bantz

bahah sure thing ACHMED ;)

>We can take it all.

Well you might wanna skip Vietnam this time :^)

Call them kikes or go back to redit already mate

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to what end

It forces itself.

Pretty sure clunge is British, but I actually spent an entire school year in the States two years ago, and it was awesome :^)

>Unironically supporting the US Gov's globalist Jew agenda

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Its the hallmark of a classic

Your lack of belief doesn't render it untrue.

America is what happens when you combine the riches of the first world with the lack of control of the third world.

Their medium is our large.

Indeed :^)