Why can't Americans control their sphincters?

Why can't Americans control their sphincters?

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how many threads on this today do you need?

Kek he pooped himself

SHART MART

feels good man

>last thread died because every non-American was getting BTFO
>makes another

Lol. Silly medkit.

>Why can't Americans control their sphincters?

Why can't Swissfags control their appetite?

For the same reason mountain jews cant control themselves around nazi gold.

Its in their nature.

>an Amerifat mart sharter deleted a compromising thread
>now we can shart in peace

lmao

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>walmart
not even surprised famalam

>he's triggered

lmao

"smart people" think their shitposting will change anything!

>inb4 Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums

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What part of freedom to have trouble understanding, Swiss Miss?

>What part of freedom to have trouble understanding

In English please, Pedro :^)

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Are americans worse than indians? At least indians have the decency to shit in streets whereas americans inconvenience everyone with their horrid smell. Where is your self-respect, americans?

I used to think that americans were the strongest humans on earth..

>I used to think that americans were the strongest humans on earth..

Their performance in Vietnam wasn't enough to convince you of the opposite? :^)

We have so much freedom it sometimes leaks.

the idea that we need to be distracted from important work is this boards best meme

>ITT: Americans getting BFTO...much like their underwear

At least one more.

>Keystone Light
They need to start putting lead in that shit to kill off all the retards that drink it

>We have so much freedom it sometimes leaks.

Indeed :^)

POO IN MALL

America is too cucked. They will never elect a republican ever again because their demographics is shifted beyond the point of no return.

RIP

>implying indians don't smell awful 24/7
every indian I've ever met left a trail of stench behind them as they walked. They put up condos on a lake I used to bike around, and I had to stop because a bunch of indians moved in and the path always reeked of their horrid stench.

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It's shart in mart, leaf. If you're gonna shit on us at least do it right.

ha. a bit rich coming from someone who lives in the UK. We are the bigger cucks.

That's diversity odor, you just smell b a d

why can't you control your shit posting?

USA is 62% white.

Unlike their underwear, which is 100% brown.

Nice proxy, Josh.

SHART

you want to play the headline game? i don't think you and your ficki ficki would win.

breitbart.com/london/2016/04/06/cologne-police-reveal-cover-new-years-eve-rape-attacks-ordered-government/

genuinely not a proxy fag mate, just thought I would say that was all :(

kek

lmao he's triggered

It's the best way to fight rape culture.

Why are there so many threads about this? It's not new.

>It's the best way to fight rape culture.

They are not very good at it, though :^)

Here's most likely what happens when you see that - That fatass eats shit and unhealthy junk all day every day. Shit our bodies were never meant to eat, let alone eat as often as fatass there does. Because of his diet, he has soft, almost runny shits. Constantly. Always. The kind of shits where when you're wiping after, you never stop seeing shit on the toilet paper. So when it got small enough, he decided "fuck it, it's enough" and walked around like that. Walking around, he starts sweating profusely, which liquefies the remaining shit in his asshole, which slowly moves more and more outward with every step he takes. Then all he has to do is sit down once, and now he has a nice brown stain on his giant pair of underwear.

>It's not new.

Amerisharts put the "ew" in "new" :^)

SHART IN THE MART
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Did you guys hear? They're doing a special 25% off all products if you show them your shitty underwear. I love America

An Austrian laughing at a Germans terrible joke. Why did you guys separate again?

What's a CTR?

Bidets are looked at like antiquity in America. So when the fat people squeeze their butt cheeks trying to get their hand around their sizable lump and glove handle armed with a dingle berry bomb on the tip of their finger in attempt to shovel some shit out, they hardly get deep enough between their uncultured ass buns

T European that carries wet whipes in his murse

HOW DOES SHE NOT REALISE

OR IF SHE DOES HOW DOES SHE NOT CARE

SHES NOT EVEN FAT FFS

>Why did you guys separate again?

We didn't. And my joke was fantastic :^)

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Sound reasoning. I agree.
But it's not just turbolards
See
What causes that?

We're in a complicated relationship.

It was ok for the least funniest people on the planet

POO IN VAGOO

>It was ok for the least funniest

"least funny". Is English not your first language? :^)

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>least funniest

#Triggered

i will rape

I understand that Americans shit themselves on a daily basis but why the fuck can't he pull up his pants?

If it wasn't an upset stomach, maybe stuff like Olestra contributes to that. But I guess it would be usually fatties who consume enough to get 'anal leakage'.

Aww, ameripoo is having an attitude problem, how cute!

Good to know
>mfw reading that

Who would have thought that someone who shits his pants at Walmart on a regular basis would have really high standards? :^)

>every non-American was getting BTFO
sure

>has nothing to do with hillary or presidents
>CTR CTR
newfag

I guess. What a terrible decision to wear white that day.

Ebin trolling guys

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It's alright, sweetie, mommy has bought some diapers for you.

SHART

all the chemicals in our food

Here's your (Poo)

:^)

300,000,000 Americans
Literally 10 old copy pasta of sharts.

OMG ALL AMERICAN SHIT THEMSELVES!

We have a lot of real problems here, but this is what you come back to... over and over again.
Take your scat fetish somewhere else.

>1 extra roll of toilet paper given to this ID

RUNNY IN CUNNY

why is this slide thread still up?

>why is this slide thread still up?

Why is your toilet seat still up? :^)

Had a friend come in at about 350lbs. Dude had a faint odor of shit about him all the time. This makes sense now.

>We have a lot of real problems here

So you are saying that when it is socially acceptable to shit their pants in public that this is no real problem?

Not so funny when you're taking shit from everyone, eh?

You try eating the shitty food we have here and see how long you last.

>the food made me do it

lmao

>get up early
>America obsession thread on pretty much every board

How does this happen?

Is that like downvoting?

They didnt learn not to shart in the mart

Looks like a spic to me.

America we have to get shart and we have to get shart fast.

Looks like the average american citizien to me.

lmao

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SHART IN MART
POO AND SUE
PLOP IN SHOP
RUNS AND GUNS
FREEDOM FAECES
CHANGE PANTS
BOWEL MOST FOUL
CRAP ON TAP
RED WHITE AND POO
DESIGNATED SHITTING PANTS

It's a fake, it looks real but it's fake

>Plop in shop

Kek

Every one of these threads gets slid and reported to hell by butthurt americans

Which is why they keep popping up
This shouldnt be a new phenomena to you by now

>Wherever I am, I must also shart

American proverb

These are the new CTR cuck threads
why is this slide thread still up?

PLOP

>tfw americans cant handle meme equality

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