Star Wars: The Last Jedi

These are the royal guards.

Effay as fuck.

So the Knights of Ren was just a prank to sell tickets?

>designed by Lady Gaga

People will buy anything these days won't they..

actually nop, Disney is having a bad time selling these nu wars toys

These guys guard Snoke.

KoR are Kylo's group, which probably attack Skywalker and Rey.

so everything is just nostalgia now? they're not even gonna try to do something original?

Force Sloth will be pretty original

*breathes in*

What about the Knights of Stimpy?

NO FINN I SEE

No wonder. The only cool thing was Kylo. Phasma looked cool but was shit in the movie. Boys won't play with Ray figures because she's a girl so they won't personalize with her. Girls don't play with that kind of toys, no mater what the feminists will say.

So where the fuck are the Knights of Ren.

They teased them in that one dark shot in TFA and now they're not even in this movie anymore?

From the most coherent leaks, it sounds like Luke will fight the KoR and best them easily, while Rey takes out the Praetorian Guards

It's neat and all that Luke gets some action in but god dammit I wanted the quirky mini-boss squad to be a persistent threat

One of those fuckers had a giant machete

Why does it say "BIG-EIGS" at the bottom?
is that really his name?

>lukes totally going to do shit this time guise also the knights!
ahahahaha enjoy your movie.

it's FIGS you stupid fuck

Big Figs, you mongoloid. You can see the Figs on the Storm Trooper

>le sinister no eyes meme

Getting really really cliché these days

>Force Sloth
What?

They're probably strong and all, just not to Luke.

Pretty sure he calls down lightning from the sky to fry them.

You don't want to know.

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A
FUCKING
TREE

I am not hyped for this movie at all

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How much of the content of the film do you think was specifically engineered to sell toys?

130%