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fuck lads help me decide should I go out by myself tonight
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birds are stupid and should be manufactured into tendies
yeah
The three tiers of existence are overlapping and merging AHHHHHHH MY BRAIN IT HURTS
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cor blimey
just like poor people
feeling super sad and insecure about my scars today. its the first time ive thought about them in years, i dont know why im being suddenly upset by them again. pathetic
Get a vespa and go riding in the mountains. V jelly
reckon that thing could snap any /brit/ posters head like a twig with one quick attack
Loved Carl Sagans explanation of the consequences of a 4th dimension. Really made me think
coughing over freedom
hello virgin
I'll come out with you
I have as much chance as you of surviving life.
i dont want to die
the people around here are psycho drivers
saw three wrecks in 10km yesterday
>binge drink
Nobody binges on non-alcoholic drinks you silly billy. You don't drink a non-alcoholic beer and then get an irresistable urge to immediately drink a dozen more until you pass out from non-alcohol poisoning
where to
hmm i'll be by myself tho
yes
london?
speak for yourself i'd batter it
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dont fucking care go
wish I were autistic enough to be able to do data science
yeah south london
i live with other people and they will ask where i'm going what do I say?
Fair do's. I've heard italian drivers are shit. That said, just go into the countryside. What region do you live in? Pics?
just took a selfie with sean bean
"out"
The girl in work will talk to me all the time and banter and then suddenly not talk or drop the thread out of nowhere
Can’t tell if she likes me or not. Girls are weird.
>bridge captchas where it expects you to fucking click on 80% of the boxes
fuck off skipped you cunt
"where/who with" they know i'm loser so will be surprised
Maybe I just had too many eggs brothers. I think I ate far too many yesterday. How many though can be quantified as too many? Perhaps I think a dozen a day is a personal limitation, a boundary, I ought set for myself if my poo has turned almost eggy and eggy smelling.
I do not think I will die today.
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just tell them or i'll hit you
Just go "never you mind" and give a cheeky smile. Keep 'em guessing.
>Features of Bullockornis's skull, including a very large beak suited to shearing, have made some researchers consider that the bird may have been carnivorous, but most currently agree that it was a herbivore.
same
i live in campania, the southern end, this is kind of close
currently its snowing on the mountain
thanks for the encouragement guys, I appreciate it.
might dox oxford bender then tell all his mates that he's a furry nonce
>get bad cold symptoms about 3 weeks ago
>take the worst couple of days off work but after that grit my teeth through it
>slowly sort of gets better but replaced by horrible fatigue, like after rugby/gym or a hard day at work I'm bedbound
>take today off, go to the doctor
>turns out I've had the flu and recovering from it as well as toiling outside in the winter has fucked me up massively so I'll be constantly knackered for the next week or more
>going to a rave tomorrow as well
JUST
thats against the rules
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
want the best for all my lads desu
There is a 4th dimension though
yeah
are raves fun?
not a single word
wahey my chili peppers have arrived from new zealand
really wish I lived in Italy, probably the comfiest place in the world, gorgeous buildings, warm climate, delicious food, maybe some coastal town where the waters are warm and blue and everyone is relaxed and happy
hate living in britain, miserable grey shit hole
yes
didn't think benders had mates like us normals
Autistic people are not allowed on Sup Forums anymore. Read the revised rules.
alright
Is there hiking in that area? Looks peng. Sucks living here because I'd have to ride 700km to find a place with good hiking and it'll be full of hyenas, wolves and lions
Great fun, especially with a nice big pinger
Black excellence, baby
yes
nah I did, they just used me if they didn't have any girls around, told them I was straight too
>weebs should be executed on sight
yeah
not familiar with the notion
I thought I had a friend last year. It would have been first time since childhood. Meaningful relationships elude.
right
don't recall asking, fuck off
what happened to that wee blackie that reviewed fried chicken
haven't seen alan for days now, getting worried honestly
literally what is the point of the Democrat Party in America
it's made up of centrists, liberals, conservatives, left-wing populists, progressives, social democrats and democratic socialists
these people are not going to agree with each other
Jävla grisjävel. Jävla gris. Din satanas jävla grisjävel. Din satanas jävla grisjävel.
Jävla grisjävel. Jävla gris. Din satanas jävla grisjävel. Din satanas jävla grisjävel.
yeah but there's lots of hunting going on which can be dangerous. some wolves lurking about and wild boar
dunno if there's right to roam around here, I've only done a small amount of hiking as i like to get smashed when i hike and there's no public transport to get to and from mountains
love openly, brazenly posting pics i got off reddit, knowing nobody here can call me out for it without revealing that they, too, visit reddit
redditor
once saw a dog at a rave, someone fed it eccies, it went fucking supersonic, drank water every 5 min
AHAHAHAHAHAH
reminder the London riots happened
died in a ditch hopefully x
yep
Nicest Food? Wasn't he actually like 24? Youth looked about 13
maybe you filtered him, best not to worry.
Mondo!
They call you pretty sane.
An average ant of the swarm.
But you are just the same.
Quench your thirst with blood from gore.
Try resist, can't help it.
Irresistible pleasure.
Everyone enjoys it.
Total strangers getting killed.
You watch them get pounded.
This must mean you're disgusting.
But that's wrong, don't feel ashamed.
You're just like everyone else.
You're just like everybody else.
Mondo, gore, we like it bizarre.
Push it to the limit.
Quench your thirst with blood from gore.
Mondo, gore, we like it bizarre.
Push it to the limit.
Quench your thirst with blood from gore.
You saw them die on the net.
Publishing massacre.
The blood, the brains, the bones, the gore.
Two hundred clicks per day.
To see him die I would even pay.
You like it, admit it.
You find relief in violence.
Everyone enjoys it.
Total stranger getting killed.
You watch them get pounded.
This must mean you're disgusting.
Autopsy adventure.
To have the cake and eat it.
To have the cake and eat it to.
We like it bizarre.
Push it to the limit.
Quench your thirst with blood from gore.
Mondo, gore, we like it bizarre.
Push it to the limit.
Quench your thirst with blood from gore.
wow that sounds hot, gonna need greentext lad
is persuing hedonism, for example I have no reason to drink tonight but I want to is it weak to drink?
who here remembers ready brek?
Same. He got bantered obscenely hard. He didn't deserve it
Ah well. At least get to the beach sometime soon for me.
you ever speak to me like that again and I'll tear your jaw off you fucking emaciated runt
Wanda is the name of a dominatrix I used to visit.
Put means whore, I think it suits me well cause I am a pig.
I know people in the prostitution business.
They like what I do and help me collect condoms.
Rubbers filled with cum from different kinds of strangers.
Juggle them around and put them in my mouth.
As you see I have a scar across my chest.
It is a love story with another couple.
As he was fucking me she cut my nipples of.
I was in the hospital for almost 30 days.
SUPER DUPER
Female shit are forbidden fruit in my world.
Gobble shit from a strangers and dirty diaper.
I am a worm that feeds on human garbage.
I am a pig that feeds on human garbage.
Aids!
HIV+ I need it so fucking badly.
Aids!
Can you give it to me please I'll pay you well.
Disease!
Disease!
When I was 8 years old my classmates raped me after gym class.
I saw them masturbating together and it turned me on.
They felt threatened when I caught them red handed masturbating.
Punishing the pig with facial abuse and dicks in his ass.
Wanda La Put, You are the master of extreme.
Extreme body modification. Seaman swimming around in your vessels.
When I was 8 years old my classmates raped me after gym class.
I saw them masturbating together and it turned me on.
They felt threatened when I caught them red handed masturbating.
Punishing the pig with facial abuse and dicks in his ass.
Wanda La
Wanda La
Wanda La
Wanda La
Put
nah
That's just fucking dangerous, for a 20kg dog a reasonably strong gary is the equivalent of nearly two grams for a human
just eaten a steak slice
need a thousand pounds
the bossman gimmick had me crying with laughter though
Once again I've shit myself.
You have to change my diaper.
Before I will get a rash.
My immune system is down.
Its all the medications.
The doctors keep on feeding me.
My body can't fight the infections there's a risk of dying.
En kartong, en tom kartong.
En kartong, en tom kartong.
En kartong, en tom kartong.
En kartong, en tom kartong.
Put me in carton.
Next to the television.
And after the sexy part.
You can throw the box away.
They were always afraid that i was schizophrenic.
But that was just words from an academic medic.
My place is still in an empty cardboard box.
Observing the productions from Diabolic rocks.
I need help 24/7.
To take care of my personal hygiene.
To wash me, feed me, dress me, change me, shave me, brush me, pleasure me.
Good old fashioned.
Discipline spanking.
Disgusting hair growth.
Waxed and shaved.
Leaving red dots.
Moisturizing.
Smearing lotion.
It puts the lotion.
Let me live my life in cardboard.
In my empty cardboard box.
Inside the shelter I need.
I am about to go mad.
On the verge to completely insane.
Discipline spanking takes me down to earth.
A naked newborn rat with constant disgusting boner.
I've never had a drink and looked back on it and am glad i drank
except for a few times
this but it makes me feel better at the time
Sand and dust in the wind. Rude attitude.
Leather jacket, sombrero.
Gonzales craves my flesh of passion and desire.
From far away he can smell my sweet tenderness and nervous genitals.
The spurs echoes from a dangerous mans boots.
Scary mustache. Desert phantom.
Squinty face with war scars.
Rookie torture. Blood-play. Arriba!
I wanna go deeper this time.
Rookie torture. Blood-play. Arriba!
I wanna go deeper this time.
Rookie torture. Blood-play. Arriba!
I wanna go deeper this time.
Rookie torture. Blood-play. Arriba!
I wanna go deeper this time.
Skin, skin, skin, skin that face.
Lasso expert chasing me.
Gonzales catching me.
Rookie torture. Blood-play. Arriba!
I wanna go deeper this time.
Rookie torture. Blood-play. Arriba!
I wanna go deeper this time.
Rookie torture. Blood-play. Arriba!
I wanna go deeper this time.
Rookie torture. Blood-play. Arriba!
I wanna go deeper this time.
Without a face, 12 dirty Sanchez raping me
Relentless, without regret.
Cranium naked, 12 sombreros spread the shade.
>I've never had a drink and looked back on it and am glad i drank
>except for a few times
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daughter of the hotel owner in twin peaks season 1 is literally my dream girl
But if you hadn't drank would it have been as much fun?
On the flip side I've never regretted it when I've taken MD, still doesn't make doing it regularly a good idea