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Was on a train, yeah? Little monkey fella

buy on ferry

>I've fallen in a river full of logs

Play a fucking record.

I'm thinking Clive Warren.

wet knee houston

Man Moth?

...

Why did Steve and Ricky waste such a great character on an obscure radio show

fuck, marry, kill

go

Marry Karl
Always kill Ricky

DICKERS
RANDY ANDERS
DICKY DOCKY DIDO

He was actually Jonathan Ross apparently

They... they didn't. They literally quit the obscure radio show and started a seriously game-changing podcast which turned into a US cable TV show

So is Suzanne real or what how are there literally no pictures of her

>It's a 'Jonathan Ross gets his dick out and shits on Hip-Hop-Hooray live on air' episode

How can this be so comfy

British paparazzi suck

I don't know anything about Karl Pilkington but he seems funny. Where do I start? Some TV show?

>Steve and Ricky shit on the Lord of the Rings film trilogy and on Tolkien in general
Contrarian plebs.

Guarantee Steve loved the series to bits but tried to save face for Ricky

I'm also convinced 80% of his stories are fake

There's this thing in it right Steve

The Ricky Gervais Show, XFM broadcasts of it are available on Youtube. But I started with the animated HBO version which is more condense and concise but once you finish, if you are inching for more listen to the XFM shows. Then watch Idiot abroad, then Moaning of Life, there's something of a narrative arc for Karl coming out of his shell and becoming slightly wiser.

Jaffa Cakes cure cancer

good quality cookies

Listen to the the podcast from the beginning. Then you'll get to know Karl like they did. It's all worth it.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9vqAX2aXlz64OZ5yk7MZVtAI9PNP2i7v

Wrong. Ricky was the one who thought they were alright. Steve hated them because he desperately want to distance himself from things that were nerd stuff when he was young and is mad normies love it now

Was Steve really that oggeleh?

>It's a 'Karl worries that builders working in his kitchen heard him slagging them off on the radio' episode

RODNEY YOU PLONKER

Apparently, it's the mammal, right, that's got, sort of, the pointiest eyes, eyes that pop out of their head
...Steve

Those bits where Karl edited himself into famous films were incredible. What's your favourite?

The Sixth Sense

oh steve he's done you again

tfw life is objectively terrible in every way but another cycle of karl has begun for the first time in a while

Starting back at xfm. Maybe things aren't so bad. Maybe they are. How are you fellas going?

youtube.com/watch?v=kHSaWD39AEc&t=29m05s

was he right?

The Planet Of The Apes

>Jesus, it's a talking monkey

Gayvid Gray

little monkey president

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE KARL HE'S BARACK OBAMA

yeah thats what i said isnt it, banging banana the gorilla

OH PLAY A RECORD KARLS GONE RACIST AGAIN

Ho Lee Fuk

Aren't we doin it anymore?

UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

ang on a minit

>monkehs have kind of, this biggest eyes, like the pointiest eyes... Steve...

>It's a 'Karl says that Chinese people all look the same' episode

>its a karl makes ricky concede hes never seen a homeless chinese episode

>Pilkington has become a proper British celebrity with a number of series, gets to live within his means with his gf, happy as Larry
>Merchant does a number of writing projects and managed to land a role in a superhero film, a lifelong dream
>Gervais spends his days shitposting on Twitter about how much smarter and nore progressive he is than normies, has a number of high profile flops under his name now

How the mighty have fallen. Couldn't 'appen to better people

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I'd buy her a pack of condoms if you know what I mean

...

His latest stand up tour is the fastest selling in history. He's shit at stand up though.

So, Sup Forums, would you be able to maintain an erection whilst talking to a fireman?

>He's shit at stand up though
He really shouldn't have been there

>give it parrot's blood

Is he an actor?

Don't know, don't care

I remember ricky shitting on it, and harry potter.

He's some guy who wrote a children's book.

We want some coffee!

>its a "ricky says they're never doing rockbusters again" episode

I'm the same as you. I'm on my 3rd or 4th cycle, and listen every da y

>the bid lin...lid bin......the bin lid....... yeah

That's not Suzanne...

>its a ricky and steve shit on karl for saying something which later turned out to be true episode

virtual reality springs to mind but I know there are loads of examples in the podcasts, can anyone remember any more?

The claim a body after being beheaded can walk.
It can for a short time. Look it up.

got some post delivered to me today, it was addressed to Mr Dilkington

There's a podcast where Karl talks about how ashtrays relieve his stomach pains because they "hold cold" and Ricky and Steve mishear him and make fun of his "Old cold belly badness" idea.

Season 1 and Early Season 2 of the XFM shows were the best. They still felt like friends. Later on it's just insults and bile towards each other, becomes uncomfortable to listen to. All three of them are guilty of it. Karl's invalid comment especially.

>turns out.. little monkey prostitute

it would be spiteful to put a jellyfish in a trifle

Any knob news?

Are you a couple of benders?

Monkeys, from the rough bit

Fuck, kill, marry

He had... a fawlthy toothe

>it's a karl opens someone else's mail live on air episode

Justin Timberriver?

If I lived in a Narnia nursery ryhme I'd be opening others' mail too

No, it's my down syndrome kid

Is Karl /ourguy/?

I KNOW YOU'RE JUST SIXTEEN, BUT LOOKING ALL OF TWENTY-ONE
THAT'S
BECAUUUSSSEEE
THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEEE
LOOK
OLDEEEEEEEER

That's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST, piece of material to ever be uttered on radio!

PLAY IT AGAIN

this may be my top funny non-karl moment

AND YOU'LL NEVER
SEE
AN OLD MAN
EAT A
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
BAR BAR BAR

Do we need um'?
Get rid of em'

youtube.com/watch?v=bEpeyd0KJSk

Has anyone heard the pilot for Ricky's new radio show? vimeo.com/228488791

I haven't heard it yet but heard it starts off good then gets bad. Saw a list of songs he played and his taste hasn't changed.

He says he's going to have different guests on every episode, surely he has to get Stephen and Karl. I know Karl said he probably wouldn't do anything with Ricky again but this is a one off thing, Merchant recently said he'd be up for more podcasts.

TELL ME WHY, TELL ME WHY, TELL ME WHY
DONT’T THEY
PLAY THE GAME OF
SWING
BALL

GALILEO
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT
SCIENCE
PLEEEEEASE
MAKE ME
TELEVISION

DING DONG

When did karl say that?
Or you just talking shite like a cunt?

metro.co.uk/2015/11/23/karl-pilkington-wont-be-reuniting-with-ricky-gervais-or-acting-ever-again-5521332/

Probably talking rubbish, he's said loads of times he wouldn't do something again, yet came back.

You've got the hair of a chinaman

I like "Every time we go out drinking, you always shit yourself."

Shadow in America.....pushed a woman off her bike

It was so weird...it didn't even have a name

>what did it look like?

Sorta testicles for eyes

>No comedian will ever be able to surpass this

youtube.com/watch?v=belENkAOx7g

I know you're just 16, but looking all of 21
that's because chinese look older