/brit/

Oh comedy, their illusions they have no choice but to believe
Their horizons that just forever recede
And how's this for irony, their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs
That they never ever have to leave

Oh comedy, oh it's like something that a madman would conceive!
The only thing that seems to make them feel alive is the struggle to survive


...edition

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willies

why do I always see videos of black lads ganging up on usually younger white lads and then punching and all kicking the fuck out of one without warning? can someone explain this honestly to me?

me on the bottom left

alri

honestly i like the other guys edition more because i like brendan fraser a lot ever since the new interview came out so i think im just going to delete this thread btw lads

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rorkes on here are constantly posting them

go on then lad, I fuckin' dare you

The chink hooker i fucked last month is on the same bus as me

wtf

Because I feel guilty and conflicted

If I weren’t deep into engagement I’d leave my gf and take a risk with the girl in work

Holy Sonnets
II. John Donne

I.
WHAT 1 if this present were the world’s last night?
Marke in my heart, O soule, where thou dost dwell,
The picture of Christ crucified, and tell
Whether his countenance can thee affright:
Teares in his eyes quench the amazing light; 5
Blood fills his frownes which from his pierc’d head fell;
And can that tongue adjudge thee unto hell
Which pray’d forgiuenesse for his foes’ fierce spight?
No, no; but as in my idolatrie,
I said to all my profane mistresses, 10
Beauty, of pitty, foulnesse onely is,
A signe of rigour; so I say to thee,
To wicked spirits are horrid shapes assign’d—
His beauteous forme assumes a piteous minde.

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yeah good one

I wish you could and would

Just found out Helmut Schmidt was technically Jewish

no concept of honour

FEEL like getting in a fight

Who wants a go?

thanks la

you don't feel guilty, but i agree the gimmick is conflicted

ok drinking started youtube.com/watch?v=tGRzz0oqgUE groovin

come on then you pikey cunt

haven't done my daily poo lads
something is afoot

The flag of the UK must never fly over Belfast.

Any of you fine gents know how I can view this article without paying the subscription cost?

newscientist.com/article/2161867-we-do-not-know-for-sure-how-dark-or-light-cheddar-mans-skin-was/

*makes you bite the curb*
Yeah sure lad
*obliterates your mouth*

phoenix park, by the monument
3pm tomorrow
we'll see who the real alpha male of /brit/ is

*stops playing pool and starts spinning and whirling the pool cue around like jackie chan*

iirc you can use library computers

I have a subscription

londonderry not derry x

PS: the bit thats obscured by the stupid black header bar reads:

Walsh stresses that the study doesn’t conclusively demonstrate Cheddar Man had dark to black skin. We cannot place such confidence in the DNA analysis, she says. For one thing, Cheddar Man’s DNA has degraded over the last 10,000 years.

“It’s not a simple statement of ‘this person was dark-skinned’,”

>tfw no gf

I want to smell Emma’s tight bum.

Hey Fonsi
Que pasa Demi?

Her majesty's Londonderry (UK) (HM) (QC) (VC) (GBR)

that's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having

oi lads
if you say 'space ghetto' in an american accent, it sounds like you're saying 'spice girl' in a scottish one

ty lad

(8) that's just the way you make me feel because this is so fucking real (8)

Very kind of you, fella. Much appreciated.

Here's a pic of a slag whose top has fallen off for your troubles.

ha ha

women are a different species lads

learning about scotland is turning me into a religious person

Fat legs and stomach. NOT interested

the film The Wicker Man unironically made me seriously consider becoming Catholic for at least 4 days after seeing it

janny will not be pleased

Any other black man in?

What the HELL is happening in that kitchen

that's what happens when you find out hell exists

>School shooting suspect could lose public defender after reports of $800K inheritance

This retard could have dropped out and retired and instead he fucked up his life forever and is not going to be behind bars for life, unable to use his wealth

I literally don't get how people can be that stupid.

aurora borealis

We honestly should have given up on Norn Iron ages ago.
It's embarrassing, a literal conflict zone within a wealthy first world country.

Janny can fucking run a razor across his throat as far as I am concerned

THE BEEES

Can't make 3 I'll be there at 5

...

money isn't anything

that's what happens when you realize decent people tended to be god fearing*

AURORA BOREALIS

Not particularly related but went to leith today
Heard it was shit and impoverished but I thought it was nice

Alt-Right podcasts are surprisingly very quality

ffs lads i'm like really attracted to my therapist lol

youtube.com/watch?v=miAZHf3nNfI big track from my latvian boys new waves

I genuinely just want to hug him

you have to keep in mind that a lot of people are really dumb

>tattoo
into the bin it goes

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no one asked

Dave

wish i didnt have to toil

wish i could just wander around places and take pictures for my friends on /brit/ like this fella:

there's been many conflict zones in wealthy first world countries in the past, and there will be many more in the future. wealthy countries wouldn't be wealthy if they gave away their land easily.

newsflash somethings are more important than money (obv the guy is scum tho)

nice one

he was bullied into this

Ahaha wow what a fucking retard

lovely. i consider you very lucky and if i lived as near to scotland as you id move there if able.

sliced some cardboard right up inside my nail last night at work and it till kills lads

none of you know true pain

What kind of girl are you into? I want to give you something by way of thanks.

All Souls is so peng

most wealthy first world countries settled their borders ages ago and are satisfied with them

nornirn is an anomaly

thin thighs and thin tummys DUR

Thoughts on this gif?

I want to let him know how much I appreciate him, think of the joy he's brought to millions, to all of us

:( sorry to hear that hope you get well soon

try studying in the library for 5 hours straight
unitoil is unbearable

fuck off, stepped on a nail once
I could give you a lecture on pain

hes not the one with the NS subscription, thats me
and i already appreciate your gift - ignore him, hes just a snotty spazmatic

Still believe that my plan to unify Ireland while incentivizing loyalists to move to London to increase the white population is a smart move.

looks like something off of quake

Louise Mensch is so peng
>tfw no insane neocon gf

wish i had a sister

ive done that and its not that bad

very accurate depiction and highly disturbing

standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-samesex-sex-education-should-be-introduced-in-schools-a3772711.html

he's right you know

i do, why? trust you don't

When i was 7 i fell down a manhole tunnel and a misplaced brick inside the interior sliced the back of my neck open

she's gone a bit cocopops but i'd still love to shag her

It gets a bit lonely haha
Yeah a lot of good bits in Scotland but a lot of the more populated areas aren't so nice. The church was a bit daft here

Better?