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NEETs always win edition!

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lads

be careful lad this image is known to send wagies into a fury of rage

Anyone here ever been hit by a bird?

go to the gym at the same time every day in the hopes i can run into that qt again

VERY good edition

the wagies shan't be pleased about this

Got the flu, not good

Give a man a job and you feed him for a day; teach a man to collect bennies and you feed him for a lifetime

Paul Hardcastle's "19"

Lancaster offered me a 'scholarship' (actually a bribe) of £3,000 a year if I turned down my offer to study at Oxford. Do you know what I told them?

grandfathers wake is on monday lads
going to have to shake hands and talk with a bunch of family i don't know

Give me an example of a cute Brit femboy, I want a Femboy bf now.

yeah, doing useless degree i dont enjoy
decent uni at least

learning Arabic unironically as a white man

>Lancaster
howling
cheeky cunts

umm we dont allow nazis at oxford xx

Why do brits wait so long to have wakes and funerals

learning japanese hehe

Mi6?

>trying to book a holiday
>travel costs are unusually high
>turns out its fucking half term

>yeah, doing useless degree i dont enjoy
The only reason to do this is to score with chicks.
Please tell me that's what you're doing.

I'm a lonely autist but my course is 99% male so I have an excuse.

is Minecraft still popular or has that gone down the shitter

concrete Nazi fortifications look better than Brutalist buildings lmao

*surreptitiously takes pictures of the people who come into the bar I work at*
*posts them here*

yeah here you go

*you scream and run away because they're all munters*

learning russian ngl

>Lancaster offered me a 'scholarship' (actually a bribe) of £3,000 a year if I turned down my offer to study at Oxford. Do you know what I told them?

history would indicate otherwise

you don't know pain until you've fried your balls on an electric fence

Now I got a job
But it don't pay
I need new clothes
I need somewhere to stay
But without all these things I can do
But without your love I won't make it through

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more like herstory amirigh t?

hee hee
still chuckling at that post

i want to punch an american

honestly what do you think
if youre an autist it doesnt matter how many girls are in your class, youre an autist

If your A Level results were A*A*A*A* and you applied to the WORST uni in the UK - would they be grateful to have you or would they turn you away for being overqualified?

you dont have an excuse
you should be capable of socialising outside of your course

Wonder how the neoconservative golden face posting South African feels about the new president of his nation

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>or would they turn you away
ah yes unis love turning away people who bring in money for them

turn you away
not for being overqualified, just because they know that youd never take their offer and theyd be wasting a reserved slot if they gave it to you

ok fucking underage you apply to more than 1 uni so they would assume you are the backup and therefore they would automatically accept you if you were projected that u aboslute bellend

is Lancaster a meme uni

im afraid you are the brainlet here

i love it

insolent worm
*crushes you underfoot*

smdh
I tried to join a society and it was all men too (Tory club).

Only places where you can meet girls are Arts/Law building which I'm never in, shitty joke societies like the Harry fucking Potter club or Pubs - and in pubs Chads are everywhere so you can't stand out.

Best case scenario I get a good job and some stacy who's been fucked by 400 men is burnt out and wants to settle down with a man with money when she's 38.

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No its a top 10 uni and a lovely town

how do i break up with the gf without seeming like a cunt

she wants to marry me one day but i wanna shag around

fight me irl pussy

not talking about societies
when you go to predrinks you should be predrinking with both friends and friends of friends, thats how you meet the bulk of your new people at uni

PS: i can tell by this post that you couldnt get laid even if you were the last man on earth anyway, so my advice is rather academic

Bloody girl asked me "You know where Prees" are my first week here.
Had no idea what "Prees" were so I thought she said priest and said I wasn't religious.
They looked at me as if I was a retard.

*claps* applause worthy post

might as well be a virgin again at this point. utterly alone and probably always will be.

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Getting laid is hard lad.
I'm only 5'10 and my only interests are MMA and the Syrian Civil War.
Girls don't like those topics.

bc u are u absolute au tisit virginunderage loser

lol

Just make them laugh and give of an asshole vibe.

we should have killed all the boere when we had the chance to, lads

but there's nothing funny about Conor McGregor and Bashar al-Assad.
I can't joke about Big Brother and Kanye or whatever the children like these days.

why are ugly people always racists/racist against whites

My only interests are /brit/ and being a pretentious pseud
Not even I would want to speak to me

I can understand why the rates of virginity are going up. The whole dating game is skewed in favourability of women. You have to be at least 5'11 and have a decent body to even get near the shoddiest female.

t.non virgin

god you really are a twat arent you
i can tell id hate you just over the internet

to get girls ALL you need to do is approach them 2bh. if you just ask them questions about themselves, look into their eyes directly whilst they speak to you and are able to flirt without being cringeworthy, you're in.

>the earth is ours!Blakk people GO BACK TO MARS!!!

Holy shit.
I am a klansman and we say that all the time at our meetings.

> Kanye or whatever the children like these days.
fucking hell how underage are you

honestly cant believe im still trying to help you

but just try talking to them about their hobbies, or just talk about things other than hobbies full stop - tell them some funny stories or anecdotes and stuff

>the children
That was just beyond a Freudian-slip m8

expertly crafted baitpost, well done

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Ahh yes.
These (you)s will last me through the winter.
Thank you boys.

good and accurate post

>tfw good looking autist
literally a curse lads. got the looks but im an awkward miserable sperg so i've been completely alone for over a decade. dont see anything changing either. will definitely end up offing myself i reckon.

wtf i love insane clown posse now
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might start wearing sergio tacchini jackets and act as if I'm hard.

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>it's a "female friend comes out to you about her camwhoring days" episode

this has happened way too many times
what's wrong with women?

i was ridiculously handsome for a very short sliver of time (16-17). before that i looked like an autist, and after that i looked like an autist.

don't care about immigrants
white immigrants to africa, black immigrants to europe, asian immigrants to north america
just don't give a toss

Got 12 from one post the other day.
Up your game.

time to go and purchase my grams of charlie cheese to ensure a fun packed weekend

grow a personality beyond your autistic interests

same here, reckon I'm one of, if not the most handsome lad in /brit/

feels bro

i keep telling myself to wait for the girl who actually approaches me and shows interest but when it does happen I'm too spergy to keep a convo up

will still be a NEET tomorrow

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even if you are good looking which youre probably not that is definitely not as bad as being an ugly sperg you mong

Girls literally approach you if you are an attractive sperg. It's kind of a sought out price because you are thought to be an easy catch.

No offense but you probably overestimate your looks, but a lot.

europe and the US, canada, NZ, and aus

Just walking talking apes on planet Earth innit?

Wish they'd offered me that my time at Oxford was awful and I'm no better off for it

what makes you think you're good looking?
i think it's more likely you're just a narcissist rather than actually good looking.

"What, you thought we just forgot about Grenfell? You criminals, and you've got the cheek to call us savages, you should do some jail time, you should pay some damages, you should burn your house down and see if you can manage this."

real talk blud #truth

>Girls literally approach you if you are an attractive sperg.
this i know some fucking good looking guys and not a single one is too "intimiating" to be hit on multiple times each night out

considering becoming a camwhore

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